Bloomington Progress, Volume 25, Number 28, Bloomington, Monroe County, 2 September 1891 — Page 4

Practical jokes ire f( olish sort of

ran. Mid vbet often led to oonseqaeaws thl am anything but fumy. John B. Gongh tells how ital nokily one tinned out with him "when ha -was a bar. A roans fellow at work in the same VoolL-bindcr's shop 'with him thought ne wooia piay jonn u busk, so fie took brash, tVrast it into a tub of paste, nd holding it close beside his face, called out suddenly, "Mm! John tarnod quickly, snd striking the Run, go i no caarge nut into nis bos and hair. The yovtiig Mhrtr left him phUtering -wih psnte sua Taxation, nd raa laaghing ont of tte shop. "Hi oy hira for that thought John. Betook a sheet of paper, and put hoot a pint of paste on it, then, holding it on the palm of Us hand, placed hiimanlf in axabnah at she door, in readiimss toi.atom tho joia when thaoamjmnion should venture hack. "Tf I hare to rait here all day," he Mid to himseLT, "111 come up with " - at . At last he heard footsteps ea the stairs. John balanced the handful of paste rnd braoed himself for. the dcd. "Norr.my bey. you shall catoh it!" thought he, trembling -with excitement. Ahaadirxi oa the latch; the door vaa opened, ani oat Hew the whole pasty mass into the comer's face. It was e capital shot. Bnt if John laughed, he did not laugh Jonrc lie saw, to his horra . while the iaos was atrragglinjr oa t )f the paste, trii he had made a tan-ibis mistake. H3 hi?, piaotered ta "lwsa" of the shop! - It could lift hare been a very pleataa. seen thtf sUowed; and JoWa ev plinatinos and exoateaeonld not na bean molly sa lirfawUsrv to his exasperated eciplayer. Th little joka p.-ovod no joke ta eiiiwr of them, certainly, whatever the ysaaa; fallc-w vho began the pa tntr may hare thought of it. It eoe JJw his place; the future onto; i .tsnperaoee was tamed not of the snath " GO AND VIEW THE LAND. On AatNsttSt'i. September Mth and Bepkjmbar29th.Ix),T Bate Han est Excursions will be --run Jrcm ail. biatiokb oh tbm waauai ainaoio to the Great Fawning Segjo as of the If est. Northwest Sooth and Boatawest. Tickets good retorting tor ' thirty days from data of aale. The eropx wets never so good as this Tsar, and the Railroad Bates, via Wabash, never i low. 'ffhatavtr section you wish to via be n and write to or call upon tne nearest Wabash ticket igant forparUealsr as t races, tin of t.-ains, accomodations, etc , It yon do not 1 tve adjneeetto the Wabash, write at one to T. CsAxnts. Gm'l Pasand Tliket Agea st-Ajxua, no. A iady hired a atranj er to do some hanling the other day, on the recommendation of the a. an"i horse. It was such a well-kept, Sne animal that she thoaght ' the owner mast be a good man, and so it turned ont. Br sever hiring any vehicle' drawn by - a lame, sfclc, or galled horse, yjc will be data; much to prevent cruelty, and also teach men that the care of animals pars. -Bt Oriecru Picayune. B scm. training is dumaao'ed for aJ Jmportaat posit Ions, whether on the Zertn or mtsa-oomnHieiaiworta. in wis

ttonwe oatttttanaoato the atinooiteemont - mads In this Issue, of the Indianapolis ' Business University, one of the oldest and ' . mast distinguished of strictly business "-. ' it lining schools tnonroctmiry. The pro Brletors,Xesars.Beeb 40sborB, are men at ixtaasive and scoecssfal bosinesa ex-pe-ienee, and spare no 6-)epse in maintamnis me posfaca of the sJnlversity at the head of eommerebt! eeh.oi. By mentioning this papar a handsome eafealogae win be sent to any address b r the institution. It la a Bmasore tn recommend to oar r;adrs the exoelk it work of the IndianBpoW Eaameas TJcrterajty. "itaallKar Rlpa CcsA colored man stole eight egga from a . : famcr near Canton, O., and pot them in a basket to take to tliat town- Whan

y -aa he arrived iere and opened th - basket fe,, , lwrfotlno7Tj&" eggs, eight Bttle

chicks, ante and hungry. m unwtua (met oca tbstf made by the Drortritas&i Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. UnsMsa!, bnt made in good faith. It's s nwnrU of 500 for an incur &- bfe cmw of Catarrh. If yon have one, the money's for yoo. Bat yon can't know whether joa bare one, nu yoa-ve tried SJr. bage's Kemedy. . a rocur&Dia . ny - amy other , yields to that. By its mild, tk oleassinfir and hesiinsproperties, it cures the worst eases, no matter of hoir long standing. That's the reason the nionsy can be esXered. There's s risk about it, to Ite snre. Bat it's so small thit the proprietor are -s-ffling to take it. 'ihe symptoms cf catarrh are, beaiache, oostracttoa of nose, disdurges falling into throat, sometimes profuse, watery, and acrid, at others, thick, tenacions, mucous, pwrnfent, bloody, patrid and offensive; eyes weak, ringing in ears, deafness; offensive breath; smell and taste unpaired, and general debiKty. Onfir few of these symptom likely to be preeent at "German Syrup 99 G.Gloger, Druggist, Watertown, Wis. This is the opinion of a man who keeps a drag store, sells all aedkaaes, cornea in d jert contact with the petients and '-heir families, and knows better than anyone else bow remedies sell, and what true fjerit they have. He hears of all the failures and successes, and can fbensbfc judge : "I know of no nilinHUi fnr Cmterh Hem Throat. or Hoarseness that bad done sreb ef fective worn: ta my Cotsahay familv as Boschee's -t-k Garnianirnip. U w- ....w. winter a -y called fioarswnewav at my store, who was i siifiering from a very n She cAnM hardlv talk. and I told her about German Syrup m-nA that a W dnses would ffive re fjef; but she had no confidence in patent medicines. I tola her totaxe a ttnrHo and if th resnltS Were UOt aatisfactory I would make no charge for it A few days after she called nl mmlA tnr it atnma' that ba would newer be witliout it in future as aCnrrlrwMhiLii arhien her relief-"

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BY DAYID LOWRY. . OUmi XVf Cw tinned. Mrs. Brown coolly counted the ro 1. "Very welt you can tell-Mr. Bnikett I want just 510 more, at least Fifty dollars won't do it and make the appearance he will expect I'll put an much of your money to it as will inako ft out and Mr. Buckett will give it back to yoo." "Of course, he will and bo vory much obliged to you, also," said Ben. "I'm lad Its all settled. I would have been content. Doable Dick, if I'd go; S15 a week ont I'll leave it to all har ds hero a Queen of Arabia Is dirt ohoap at $4) a month'" Whereupon they ail langhod heartily. "TO tret these thlnxs mado to-inor -ow, meantime 'the Queen of Arabia ::nist, condescend to wear my clothes," said Mrs. Brown, gayly. The nest day, as WcK was wall: ins thrraa-h the city, he was confronted with a bill on which he behold his new name in letters half a foot long. Beneath, in many colors, tbs marvelous dexterity, fearlessness and crowninR achievements of "lamia" were narrated. Ben smiled at Dick's confusion. "Buckett pats it pretty steep, 'lon't he? He knows the art of pu vting things, Irfiekett does. That's the way he made his fortune. Ami when you are as old as I am, you'll appreciate the art of putttna things. It's worth a mint of money; you can gamble on that, Double Dick That afternoon, when Dick was mounted on the black mare, the ci rcus attendants still manifested considerable cariosity to sta how sho would come it, for the pes ol the rider was referred to from that hour In a way that begun to he very amusing totDick. "Black Bess Ml damp him yet," said one in his hearing;, "She'll take a kink, and he'll get it" "Bet you Ave dollars down. " "111 take the bet." And Dick saw the money placed In tl o hands of a stakeholder. He folt that he was an object of Interest to the humblest hangera-on and employes now, and his blood tingled in his veins with pleasure. This was another world altogether from Barnesville Poorhonsn. 'Now, then." said Ben, backing into the green-room. Tho man holding the biacit mare s head released his grasp. Tho ruara trotted .into the ring, turned around once, threw her head up, then raised her heels. The movement was so quick Dick was almost unseated, bnt be re covered himself in time. If it wasn't for the dress, he said to himself, ho would be all right I f he only could rido like a man wouidi S ho "welt the mare into Subjection JEierybody saw now there was to bo another contest between the mam and her rider. Bets were made by spectators that the mare would throw the rider. Tbey were heard by Dick. The clown of clowns was making a great deal of noise, but his eyes were fes toned upon Dick anxiously. Be made an excuse to pass near the mare, and sard to Diet: "zoa most conquer nor now or never the devil's in her yet" Then he rolled like a hoop across the ring. Black Bess was backing, backing, trying to getjba-Bft between her teeth bakin-"rtacking, when a blow on hor bos made hor mad with pain. ZHck had iut square down her face a hard, as wickedly as he cou!d drive the Mow wita nis cowhide whip, that was painted' red and ornamented with a taMOi looking uarmlesi. The mare shot forward like .an arrow from a bow, and sped around the ring, and as she galloped Dick held the roius tight, catting her now on the haunch, now on the shoulder. The ringmaster stood all oys in the center ot the ring. The attendants held loops ready to spring as one man on the mare. The clown squatted nenr the circle the mare swept, looking apiurontly open-eyed t.t the daring rider. The mare suddenly whirled around, and as she swerved from her course rose oa her hind feet straight in tho air. Dick clang to bn- mane; with ono hand be held on for life, as with the other he plied the rawhide until the mare fell on aft fours and whirled around in pain. The rawhide came down again and again, then the mare flew around tin ring. Never did Bess gallop iiku thai before. The multitude stood on thnir feet, women shrieked, the band coaseel to play, and the attendants strove to check the mare In vain. It was now a question ol endurance. Ben was striving to catch Dick's eyo, bnt in vain. The mare was flying si fast It was impossiblo. Dick felt that unless he did something soon, tho mam ight DOlt into the green-room with him and what might happen then he darj not think He had put the mare to ter utmost speed now he would try to brta? her In. Could be do W! Tl he succeeded he would bo the won der of the circus people of the spec tators. He resolved to do, or die in the at tempt The mare was going at the utmost limit of her speed. The sawdust rose a gale behind him. The gsler.ee wsi significant ominous. Dick took tho roins in both bandu, rose, flung his right leg over th mare' back, and settled himself for the work he had resolved upon. The multitude murmured. There wi s tho faintest attempt at a cheer, which ike cheerers quickly checked in the r deep anxiety. Dick gave the reins a jerk tho marii paid no attention to it Ue let her have her head, slipped tho cowhide into h is right hand, brought the mare it tromcudons cut over the face, then braced himself and jerked her bit with all the pov.'er he could exert The inare was stunned. She shook her head, cheeked her headlong speedto receive another cruel cut across the face. And again the bit was brought down on ber quivering llesh Another free rent, another savage welt, another bruised tongue and mouth, and the mare stopned stoppod so suddenly Dick nearly shot over her head. Then the mare stood quite still, ai.d

everybody could see her veins swell v the trembled. Meanwhile Dich sat motionless like a itatne forgetting that the Queen of Arabia was astride her steed. Tie clown hastened to Dick's side. The ringmaster hastened to the other aide. When the attendants gathisrnd round, and Dick, holding tiie maro firmly, hit her repeatedly but she novor moved, or stirred. "You've done it now any one can handle her after that' said Mitchell. It was the first word of encouragement he had given Dick. I was bound to make her mind 1119 this time, or die," said Dick proudly. "It's worth a hundred dollars cash in hand," said Ben as the mare shivered. Dick dismounted. 1 "Bow bow to them all around, quick," said the clown. "Make your point eve ry time" Dick bowed the vast audience, and then Ben, with al,: the deference he could pat ta his manner, led Dick out of the ring. The cheers that followed them thundered In Dick's ears until ho wi.u deafened. A man a bright-looking man, nanrfit the clown just as lie was entering 'ho green-room. "Introduce ma, Ben," PtlokaUlBi b forgot he Ml

a woman for the time until Bon coolly turned and said; "Miss Dick, permit me to Introduce an old Mend, Mr. Miller, of the by tho way, you're on thfl Press, ain't you?" "No; the Item. Tho Item's the paper here, Ben." "I snopoiie you'll put a string of stuff in about Miss Dick hore Idnlia on the bills, yon know confidential this;, Miller. Nobody knows hor name but yon." "She's pretty as a picture, sai-S Miller In it low ferae. "And as good as she is pretty, as my wife mI'I to!l you. Now, don't overdo the thing -just enough to olip.you know that's what tolls, and helps us most And I'm sure Miss Dick will be ever so much Indebted to you. " "You have made too much of it I shall be vry glad, Indeed, to be able to render Miss Dick a service. Any time, sho can command mo fnsely. " Dick co ild only bow. He did not could not trust himself to speak He could scarcely preserve his countenance until ho was a good distance in tho greenroom tho sat down on a camp stool and laughed until his oyos were wet with tears. Tho attendants looked at him curiously. Home wondi-red if he was going to tako"hlstrlkos.", "See hero If on don't know how to use a word, don't use it, " said Ben tartly. "Hysterlcks." "Well, ir.'s tha same In tho end," said ono man. "Bunkoi- you're a fool Miss Dick is laughing at a young man who is in love with her." Then tho attendants roared and bent thrasclves double. When Dick drow the clothes over him that night (he slept In the dressing-room that night), ho would not have oschnnged places with a king. cnarxKB xvii. IN WHICH 1')UDI.E DICK ACHIEVES A GREAT TBIUMPn A.VD SEES A VISION. Dick was awakened the next morning by tomob dy shouting loudly: "Now, then! All alive there!" It was the voice of the master of transportation for tho "Monster Aggregation of Talent and Combined CurloKitles of tho En tiro Globe," to quote from tho bills. Mr. Parisian Perks, as Bon Brown 'Cftlled tho master of transportation, had condescended to play tho part "awkener." Dick recognized Parisian Porks' voice it was one that nobody who had ever hoard it was likely to forget It was like a fog-horn and nutmeg-grater combineda good deai of grating to tho squeak, as thn clown jierslsted in saying. Other people likened Mr- Perks' voice to a rag-machine nobody liked It Mr. Buckett, It will bj observed, was liberal in titles. What with master of transportation, master of sustenance, master of equestriennes, master of the ring, master of the arena, this, that and the other, they made a lot of titles as awe-inspiring as ever dumbfounded a lot of peoplo ruled by a crazy king. Ben Brown, be it observed, ro used to accept the enchanting t; tlo of "Momus, Master of Mirth. " He would not have it billed that way. What he wanted, and stipulated in his agreoment, was three hind red dollars a month for self and wife, and first-class fare on all steamers and passenger cars, and firstclass lio':ols And t le clown got it without a murmer, or attempt at rebatr. Ho did not remonstrate how could ho? when Buckett billed him a "the most excruciating jester the world over saw tha Prlnco of Fun makers," which bis wife s ild was a modest announcement, considering he leaped higher and farther, rode better and faster, vaulted with mofe (race and casse than any man in tho company. "Look alivo there! Such snorors you'd shako the rafters of heaven!" Dick glanced out siyly. Yes, it was Parisian Perks, with his gold-hoaded cane in his hand. Dick wondered if be slept wi th it "Tumble out! roll out! crawl out! anyway to get out and &ivo us tho canvas. Do you thmk yon are turtles, and count on carrying your cover with youV Hero It is almost ten o'clock!" (It was barely fiva) "Ton ton o'clock, and we're tweir.y-flve miles from J?ow York. Twenty-fivo miles and six nnger-longths. I can make the twenty-ilvo miles easy what bothers me is the finger-lengtha. " Dlek smiled; nobody paid tho least attention to Mr. Perks' abjurgations. "What! Nobody stirring. Hore, you loafers! Up, up, fcoot, vanish, perambulate, make yourselves scarce!" - "Oh, go away, wi 1 sou, prks! oxclaimed a voice that Dick quickly recognized. "That you, Brown? 'Pon my soul it's gone fiv for a Tact" "Well, I'm mst ready for another nap, and I'm going tahave It " "Nap! Hear him, yo gods! Been sleeping there seven hours to my knowledge; now ho wants a nap!" "Fire away. Perks." "I will fire away.. Til bring the elephant around." "It you do I'll hiss my dog on you; so move off now. Porks. We've plenty of time, (ton found you, because your conscience won't lot you sloop, you don't want atiy one to enjoy a little rest" Perks boat a retreat and Dick, who was now wide awako, listened to the hum of voices in tho kitchen, to tho drivers an! tent men whom Perks hail "routed ur.." When the tent men awoke, they awoke altogether, seemingly. They were very' much alive under Mr. Perks' abjurgations and moving appeals. Dick soon rose, and, washing himself, was surprised to meet Ben looking for him. Ho was surprised still more to see how quickly the "ten acres of canvas" disappeared like magic "About this time I tako a drink," said the clown, addr.-slng his protege, tendering a cup to Dick. "Tbank you. I never touch it " "O, you don't! Never drink frcah milk?" . "I I thought it was whisky." "Yes; I knew what you thought. There's lots of people who ought to know better who think we drink heavy. Why, if I drank onco a day, what do you suppose would become of my nerve? I'd lose my grip and eye In a year., I'd go downhll I'd just naturally drop right out of the business." Dick took tho milk and emptied the cup. "When I can got It, I take cream. " "I wan' to ask you one thing," said Dick, shjly. "Do you rub yourself with oil?" "Rub! Rub! Every iiinhtl just swim Fact. Hu kott keeps a whaler out just to catch whales for the oil wo nse. It's a great saving." "You are laughing at me, said Dick, "no don't" "TalkHenso, Bon," said the clown's wifo at that moment. Here tho master of equestrians put

his head into tho green-room "Breakfast, ladle nnd gentleman, in exactly i:vo minutes." "No seconds to spare " added Ben. "What makeB yon so lively this morning, Ben?" his wife asked, as she adjusted his cravat "Nothing partleu ar that I know of, unless it's Double Tick's luck. Just imagine something like this on the bills next" Ben threw his head back, assumed a pompouH manner and said, in a high monotone that moved everybody near to uncontrollable laughter: "The great, world-rfnownod ujrla.1 sprite, or tho ctherlal ar'.lst how would 'ethorlallzed' sound? tho alr ondowed arch enchantressthat's a!llteratf"e sounds beautiful Id all ft, the Arutilm Queen, essaylug extraordinary and ant arallelod achievements. Why, Kato we'll paralyzo the natives. Vivid posturing! Physical pictures presented on hoiseback all worth a dollar a word, and dirt cheap at that Vivacity united to grace and what goes with a 'v,' Kate" Suddenly a cry an) on tho morulas air. The clown lookod around; tho group at the entrance of tho green-room HrntteriMl-. nil lnnk(d at somnthinir in tho ' inclosnre back of Uio wagons, which wero nady to move. Thon tho voice of Mitchell was hoard: "Hlhl, therecattih lir with a loool f-WkallYI. thtn

It's that dovM, I bet," salid Bfw, with knit brows as he ran out and raided himself whero he could soo what caused the excitement , "It isn't Firefly 1st it Ben?" "Well It Is and sho's raising " It is unnecessary to f dd the word. "If I had my way, I'd shoot that, devil before she does any more harm!" "Look ont, thore! Look out!" Tho cries roso on all side:). Tho knot of riders noar the green-room mounted to places of safety. They woro not a moment too soon., A fiery-eyed, milk-white steed galloped madly, straight at the preen room. The cries of tho30 near it c:iverted her from her aim: sho tum id in hor tracks as gracefully as a fawn, and shot in tho opposite dlroctlon, spooning rn, on, at a pare that threatened all near her. Dick had bolted i a cloar place' in tho Inclosurc, whence ho could see all that passed. Tho white stood rushed directly ut him, with distended nostrils and flaming eyoa A number of drivers wero following her, pursuing w.tti loud cries of warning. The clowns faes espressod anger. "I told Buckett that Mitchell would wish he hadn't bought hor. " "She will kill somebody before Buckett sells her," said his wife. Meantime the white maro wa i taking tremendous strides Sho vru tho embodiment of fury and swlftnoss. She made a series of rushes that startled all who saw her. Suddenly sho wheeled about (,nI made straight for Dick. Ti all appearances Dick vas stunned stupefied. In reality he was thinking what he would do If the white mare threatened him. Thoso looHnir on gave tho boy over to death. They expectod to see the mare trampling him undut foot tearing him with her tcetli. What was their amazement when Dick suddenly vaulted squarely upon the mare's back and grasped hor uiano with both hands. "He will be killed, Ben save him!" exclaimed thn clown's wlfo. But nor Dick's pruclico wi th the colts at tho poorhouso provod usel'u. to him In a manner ho did not demonstrate with Black Bess. to be continued.

Yalua tlou and Debt of tha Sli: IrfM-gl CiUaa In tha United Status. Of the six largest citien in the United States Chicago is the lowest assessed in valuation. New lork leads in population, with 1,515,301, according to the United States census of lSyO. Boston is at the bottom of tho list, with 448,477 inhabitant. Notwithstanding tha very low assessed valuation of property in Chicago the total debt of the city per cap) sa is less than a fifth of the debt per capita of either Now York or Boston. Chicago is the second largest city, with a population of 1,099,8511; Philadelphia comes next, with 1,046,904; Jlrookli-n, 806,343, and St. Louis, 451,770. Tho assessed valuation for taxation c f property of all kinds in the State ol Illinois is probably lower in proportion to its actual or selling value than my other State in the Union. Oomparism shows the aggregate of the assess jd valuation for taxation of the street railways of Chicago, of the national banks, and of all the real estate in the city of Chicago transferred during the three months ending April 90, 18i'l (where the consideration was MOO.OOC or over), to be only $7,336,77), as against an actual Belling value of $94, 97:!, 62(5, obtained by adding the last bid prices on the Chicago Stock Exchange ior stocks of the banks and stocks and bonds of the street railways, and the nsideration expressed in deeds, that i i, the assesiied valuation is only abmt onefourteenth of the actual selling value. Tho low assessed valuation of property in Chicago is further shown w lien compared with the six leading oit'.es of the Union. Debt Asa'd y-er jvalae 'ap- . per lta. Icyta Anaewad valnatioo. Net dobt. Nov York.. Chiitaso Fhl.adblp'a Brooklyn... Et Louis... Boa ton l.ri8W,078.39J,Sl,tlu3,073 ! S5.ll 61.120 aiO.S51,36fl 13.5.-.4.SWO 12.33 I'M 718,02,eii 23,OI9,57Si 23.63 ii 152,871,251 S4,5&,S12i 12.06 503 2l5,0t3.770 21.rim.l-il1 J7.8! 613 7t5,853,MH 28,3a 7a; 63.16 1.7(17 K number of interesting facts are sho wn by the above table. Thn assessed valuation of New York City pir capita is shown to be over five and, one-half times that of Chicago, whil i ?he assessed valuation of Boston pi capita is ever eight and one-half timi that of Chicago. If the assessed valuation of Chicago were as great per japita as tha t of Now York, the assess :td valuation would be over $1,200,000,000; or if the assessed valuation of Chicago were as groat per capita as th at of Boston, the assessed valuation would be ovor $1,800,000,000, or larger than that of '$ ew York. We have often adverted to the above foots, and shown how unfairly and ridiculously low our assessments are. Hsrejr Twj Centuries Agu, Theological controversies still appear to bo bitter, but how mild they wonlii socm to tho early seUlers of this country! The pending disputes ronder very timely the publication, by tho Now York Learner an-l Trac'ier, of the following letter, which Is claimed to b( genuine, and the original of which Is sa id to bo in a look of records, dating fro n early in 10(10 to 1749, and kept in an eld Quaker meeting house in tiroon point, It I.: yitprR)inEii 15, 16S2. "To ye a;d and beloved Mr. John Hlgginson: "Tboro be now at sea a ship called tho Welcome, which has on board an hundred or more of the heretics and malignant. culled Quakers, with W. l'oim, niio Is the chief scamp, at the head ot then. "The anorul Court has accordingly given secret orders to Master Ualaciii Huscot-t. of tho brig Porpoise, to waylay tho said Welcome slyly, as near the Cap-i of Ood as may bo. und mnko. captivo tin said Penn and his ungodly crew, so tliut tlo Lord may bo glorlfled, and not mocked oi. tbe soli ot this new country with the heatlien worship of tbetie pooplc. "Much spoil can be made by soiling the whole iiot In Barbadoes, where tslaves fetcb good prices In rum mid sugar, niiJ wo shall not on ly do tho Lord grout service by punishing the wicked, but we shall make great good fur his minister and pooplc. "Maiiter Huacott feels hopoful, und I will set down the nows when ship comra biclt. "Youra in ye bowels of Christ. ..Cotton Mather." Wo feel bound to say that this lottor has ra.tlier too strong a flavor of a later centu ry, and a more unregenerato humor, to justli'y its hasty acceptance a authentic. But whether this bo a cue' bill ur not, in is a matter of history that only a little more than a century 1mfi.ro this date to wit, Oli tho 87th of October, 1553 Sorvetus was burned at tho stake In Geneva, Switzerland, at tio Instigation of Calvin, because he taught doctrines In which Calvin did no'; believe. New York Evening Pott. The cranium of a cave bear, showing marks of having been wounded by the flint as of a prelustorio man, was recently found in an excavation by two Rusuiian miners. The skull, has been examined by M. Wanzel, who has come to th' oonclusion that tho vrouud was : was really made by the hand, of a hunti er, wielding a flint hatchet. Re had struck the animal aero3Si tho head from right to left, and two splinters from the I edge of the weapon remained, imbedded ia the bone. The wound beaied, but ' one of the splinters was retained by a i oalonsity and certain fibrouii growths, and although it had been loosened by ' tho death and decornpositioi:. of the aui imal, it was found by the Minors and i sent to M. Wanzel. PiBis and .London are now success fully connected by telephone, and you ' can dt in London and talk Ith a friend inPnrifi forthesnm of ouo dollar. The cost is only forty cents (or talking lie l twei n Waakinfrion and New York. The dav Is not remote when all i he loading i oitios o: the world will 1)) oenneoted dj

HUMOR OF TIIE WEEK.

STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. Many Odd, Curious, and langhabla FhRaes of Human Katuro Graphically rortraj eil by Eminent Word Arttjits of Our Own Day. l'ajia Foiled. Maud Charley and I are the luckiest people. Yon know, papa doesn't like Charley, so to keep him away from the house he bought a big mastiff that he turns loose-in tho yard every night. Amy Oh, isa't that dreadful! "Not a bit 1 It's simply lovely 1" "Bnt I don't " "Why, you silly darling, Charley owned that dog when it was a puppy, and only sold it Bix weeks ago 1 -ios-ton Hews. Or Conns Hot. Mrs. Newma Oh, I wish you could S'3e Mrs. V iukler's baby. Itf3 perfeotW lovely ! Such a delicate, sweet little cherub, with the loveliest eyes, the sweetest little mouth, tho cunningest little nose, and eyes of heavenly blue. I ; looks an if it had just dropped, from hoavn aud every tiny featuro had been fashioned by the angels." Mr. Newma Is it as nice as our bby? Mrs. Newma Mercy! -no, not half, Yankee Blade. Medical Crlltca. Mr. Snoball "Whut I kain't nnderb Land about dese yere doctors is, whnl;!s da use oh dese yerepost-mawtem 'zamir.iatioiiB. Whut does yo t'ink ob dem, Eph?" Mr. Lilywhite " 'Pears to me dey must to fools. Dey might know it wouldn't be no nse to cut a pusson up arfcer he's dead.. Dey nebber cure him dun.'' Munsey' Weekly. An Ifnfsd nff Color. Papa "I wonder what will be the most durable color to paint onr honse ?" Maude "Red, papa, red every time." "Whv do you think so?" "Look at old Soaker's nose ! It never fades, but grows redder every year." itarrisburg Telegram. Bad Narer Been Tolil Bo Before. Convict Excuse me, ma'am; you dropped your handkerchief. Lady visitor Thank you; you are vnry good. Convict (eagerly) Hav. ma sm, yon, couldn't manage to persuade the Gov1nnr of that, somehow, could yor? i.3Hej"-ytfie journal. Adapted, to tho Poalttoa. JinJca How did it happen that O'Hciilly was forced to go on the har bor police ? Jjiiicius ihey thought be d be use ful in fishing? ont snioides. You see. hti's a Cork man. iYeto York Herald. At Dinner. Rev. Prolix I thought yon told me. Mrs. Prolix, t hat we were going to have fresh eggs for dinner. Mrs. if. J. hey were fresh when I told you, hut you moat remember you have given us one of your uuual sermons since. Yonkers Gaieilv. Time to Stop Fooling. Dr. Gruff (to fashionable patient) It's merely tile same old ailment, my aVar madam,. Mrs. Style Oh, no, Doctor, I really m ill now. Dr. Uruff H'm ! If that roally is so, I'll have to change the whole course 5f treatment Frank Leslitts illustrated Iewspaper. Flies. "There ar s no flies oa me," said the boarding house steak. "No," replied the boarding house butter, "fliiis would starve to death while they were trying to get their totith through you." "But look at the flies on yon!" retortjd the steak. "Why don't you run way from them? lm sum you are strong enough. Brooklyn .Eagle." HI a Chief Attraction. Harry Why did you shavo off your mustache? Will I f Dund my best girl was getting too expensive, and have taken this method of having her givo me the ihako. " Brooklyn Eagle. Jnt l.lko Or.e ot the Fores. Police Sergeant Well, what has this caan been doing? Officer O'Grog Impersonatin an officer, sir. Whin 1 1 found him sittin' Shrank on a beer-keg he said he had just stoppod there a minute to tie his thoostrings,, Judge. On the Itlalto. Romeo Ticounter (the greatest living Guildenstern) Prithee, who was I hat gentleman to whom you bowed no politely ? Ragsby de Jaggs (of the "Not In It" Combination) That ia the property man of our company. "Property man I 1' faith I took him I'or a Syndicate." "Exactly so. He lis tiw real-estate owner who gives bail when the monaster gets into trouble." jPitcfc, Floating Uar Jena of Cashmere. The thousands of floating gardens on ihe rivers of Cashmore are formed by Long sedges which are woven together n the form of a gigantic mat. These ed,;e grasses, flags, stalks, lilies, eto., are woven on the rivoi' or lake banks while their roots are still growing in the slimo underneath; tho required amount of earth is tbsn superimposed upon the mat ; tho stalks are then cut and (he mat and it:i load is a fullletlged "floating garden." They are usually about twenty by fifty yards iu jxtent, seldom larger, thefull depth of the. mat and its earthy covering being about throe feet. A dishonest Cashmiri will sometimes tow his neighbor's garden away from Its moorings and sell the produce of tho other's toil. The writer has freuently seen one of the largest of these inin iature gai'dens being towed by 'wo men in a row-boat which hardly looked lai-ger than one of the luscious aolous serenely reposing on the floating truck farm. Advice to the Glrhu Girls tulV and laugh tt'oout marriage U though it were a jubilee, a jolly, zliadsome thing, a rose without a thorn, and so it is, if it is all right, if thov jo about it as rational bangs, instoad f merry-making children. It in a jeriouH thing to marry. It is a life susiness, and that of heart and happi6SS. Therefore never do it in hate; lever run away to ge Harried ; never marry for wealth, or standing, or line aci'Hon, or manners, but only for character, for worth, for thn qualities of n:ind and heart w hid- make an honorable mati. Take time, lluuk long and wijll before you accept any proposal K'lisult your paroutsj then some inii ku.a fiiantl, tln your vm lv,agittt. "

polling "Reform." English spelling is, moro ths.n that of any other living language, a beautiful history, as it now stands, of the rise and growth of the language itself. In onr apparently awkward assemblages of now silent consonants, in many of our piioneticilly useless double letters, wo recognizo the delioate threads by which wo cau trace hosts of words back to their origin ; our spoiling is, in itself, a practical and living treatise on etymology. To kr.ow the meaning of a word thoroughly, one must know its derivation, its past history. Now, which ia the better n spelling which can easily bo mastered by the veriest blockhead, or ono which epitomizes, as it were, tbe whole meaning of a word, ibi history, its subtle affinities with parent tongues? Our spelling indiflioult, you nay; well, what of that? Most good things aru. We no longer pronounce words as they are spelled. The more sliaiae to us! Here lies ti e real and moat grievous fault in our language. Wo spell right enough for ihe most part, but wo pro nounco bad y. The .English-speaking race has done its utmost to liedevil its own languaire, by slip-shod habits of pronounciati.on. But, bociuse our spoken tongue has unworthily drifted away from its honorable beginnings, shall onr written larguage follow it, out loose fr am its fellowship with tha other great languages of Sfntiquity and modern times, and so throw away the last trace ol! its paternity? The man who first stopped pronouncing the gh in daughter, aid began to sound the same couple of consonants in laug hter as if they wero a single, lid a mtt slovenly, lazy, and -utterly contemptible thing. It ia wholly incomprehensible, to the present writer, at least, how pooplo can point with Admiration at such infantile barbarisms as the Italian filosofla, farttasma, and the like. Suoh spelling is for ignoramuses and commercial travel--ers; it is vrritten baby-t&lk. So 'ar from phonetic spelling of thiii sort being a "refoim," it is a downsliding into the vulgorest mediocrity. A true "reform" would bo to reinstate a worthily etymological spelling wherever time and carelessness have obliterated it. To leave the meaningless subth) and return to the oppressive subtil'.; to pnt two m's into amount, so that i a derivaation from ad and mons stall stare readers in the face; to pnt two fs into literature, us the French do. so that one may ho abBolutsly sum that the world dorts 'itof come from the past participle of linere, to besmear. It may be said that such etymological spelling is of advantage only to cultivated people, who "know Latin and G::cek," as the phrase goes. Admitted 1 Bufcin Heaven's lame, who are ia govern language ';he educated or the vulgar? Is a spelling which Bpeal.s volumes to the educated man, which is surpassingly rich in 'lie most pregnai t associations, to b j ousted by a system which tells him nothing- whatever, and the only advantage of which is that foreigners and stupid bumpkins can learn it i'e ono year instead of six? Is the mountain to go to Mohammed, or Mohammed to come to the mountain? Boston Transcrlvt. JUcialo Boxes ot Oeaeva. The River Rho-ie flows into Lake Geneva r.t its ast end, and than flows out again on tbe wost. I learned that in tho geography, but I bad tt cross tho Atlantic, ocean to fix the Tact in my mind. Geneva is situated on both sides ot the rustling Rhone, at the point whoxa it flows out of tho bake on tbe west. It hi a brisk, bright, pretty city of nearly fifty thousand inhabitants. Many English and Americans are always to b3 found there. Geneva is known to fame on accotcat of jewelry, music-boxes, Join Calvin and Jean Jacque.) Rousseau. As u part of the regular progranizne, you vili. bo shown the Protestant cathedral whose walls once echoed to the tread of that great man, John Calvin, who burnt Michael Sorvetus at the stake to make a good orthodox Christian out of him. The final result is not known. But the Geneva, musio-boxes of to-day will interest tho modern tourist far more than the bones of John Calvin will. The most wonderfull small clock in the world is shown here av. it watchmaker's, at. exquisite littl e affair in silver clock and jewel-box in one. Wuen the hour ittrikes, a tiny, joweled bird opens its throat and sings till a mite of a cat makes a dash at it, then it suddenly disappears. The musa-boxes aro of all sizes, from ono which you can slip into your pocket to another as large as a piano. Whim some of these large ones are ast going, thoy (,ave the effect of a whole orchestra playing. The sound of c.ruin, horn, violin, harp anc. cymbal is quite aa distinct as if they were bo Many separate instruments. These miisic-boxes are, in faot, called "orchestrions." It is not uncommon to

have them, in the Swisa hotel diningrooms, to pluy cinring meals. Thero Beems u sort of mogio in these strange muisic-boxes. They aro of all imaginable shapes. You. enter a. shop aud ask to look at them. A monkey begins to siuif to you like a mocking-bird. You are po lately asked to isit down while you wait. Suddenly you start as if yon had been shot. The very chair is singing, as though the demon was in it, a weird melody as sweet us tho song of tho Loreliii. In poin'i of i'aot the enchanted clioir is a mmiic-boit. Sitting down in tha thing sets it going. Cor. Cincinnati Commercial. XYljthlful X.oas ol' Life! Of tho many disasters with widen m.mktii' I has been via (tod, one of the wont Is that olaas ot alluint8 whluh, originating-Bimply with to. activity of alio iildnoyt aud Waddi.r, oauBee auoh frightful Iobii ol life. Under Una uppalling category oame Bright'a diacaao, dUbetea, gravel, onunary uot llri tla and catarrh of tbe bladder. Nc- class ol oignnlo maladies, against wtdoa medical Bkll.ia fitted, so often laaOles the expert liraotltlonor and seta his skill at nauivhti. Easy l It, hjwevor, to arrest thene direful ai!lineuts at tho start. The diurotio action of Hontruttor's Stomach Bfttru la lust ivaindert to aet tho bi.aj.Uler and kirinoyu at wo:-k, preserve cf reacuo them Jrom fatal iimetivi ;y without eioiting tlieiu. Tho ntuuedicalod stimulants ot commerce ei.olte i. Itnout either strengthening or regulating. HoBtottar'a btcmach 13 1 Mora dooa both, tt ia uafailiDg for miliaria, dyajiepui. debility rheumatism, lividt -winplaint and constipation. Tbe Wrong; Box A vicar, who is not accustomed ta a very large aud onco, was startled the other Sunday to find his church crammed to suffocation. There soemod nothing to account for the sudden influx, until, upon inquiry. It was discovered that a new wall liox for letters bad bin. attached to tho adjacent lioiso, bearing the legend, ''N'J collection on Sundays!" Judy. nBV. H. V. OARSON, Sootlan.l, Dak., oaya: "Two bottle i of Ball's Catarrh Cure comuletoly cored my little girl." Bold by Diuggiats, 750. She Mourned. A Hroo'flvn woman attended thirtythree conSMntlvo funerals usfore tho pollco discovered that her dhjoctwasto plunder the houses. Those who saw hor sobbing ai d gr oving suppo sed that sho was a near and heart-broken relative. She (rot atout 1,000 worth of swag. Nervous Praiwaia hi severe form, fired attd languid, no ambition, allien Irregular, no itpDoUlo thla wna my coadltlcn when I began to taks Hood's Barao. parlHa. From tho vory 8 ret it womed to bc Just what 1 ne!id. Tbe itarvotis djaiiwsia has now entirely genu, my appetite la eiceUent. t can eat heartily without diatreaa atterwtrdi; I Bleep well, aud aan nov sa about my work 'v.thont having that tirod feeling bo frequent before 1 began taking tueinedleiut. i have takoa atz hott ea of Hood's 6ar8ararllla end recommend It m tho Klim ot Htdlclaoi." JT. 1 DCDM.T, rrstldent Htsittai;'a Ualsu, CattMlnl Mitot, Di trait, Ulna,

Life Made Comfortable, Borem Still living In Jersey, eh? Hustler -Yes; I have no thought of coming back to the city. "Itui; It must bi very Inconvenient, forty minutes by train artu fifteen by boat every day, ami you've got to catch both right on the minute." ' Tint's what I llko about It You see when people buttonhole ma and get to talking, all I havo to do Is to jerk out my watch, mutter something about train times ond get away without giving offense. See?" "Ha, ha! That'll good. That reminds mo of a little thing Saphoad was telling last " "By tho way, It's train time now. Ta-ta! " Hew York Weelcly. Tbe Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find tho Word? Each week a different thren-lncb display Is publish oil In thli paper. There ire uo two words alike in either ad., oxcept One wont Tills word will be found In the ad. for Dr. Hurler's Iron Tonic Little Liver Pills and Vaa Cherry Bltt.ira, Look for "Crescent" tradu-tnnrk. li-n.d tno ad. corofuMy, and when you find the word send it to them and tiioy will rctu:-n ynu a book, beaiitihil lithographs and sariple tree, Land ofSalcldei. Germany Is tho classical laud of suicides, and Haxony Is its most suicidal province, 'l.'o every 1,003,000 Saxois tharo are 400 suicides, although the rest of the empire has an average of only 150 to UIO to t ia i,00),00a lii Loinsictlw ratio Is th highesi in thee; vlllzed wcid, 450 to 1,000,000. or 50 more than ia Paris. 1 1 LonJon tho number per 1,000,000 Is 85; In St. Petersburg lfiO; In Berlin, 280; In Vienna, 285. In Prut-sla tte number of suic ides Increased between .1350 and 187M from 1,4(0 to 3,889. Ir France, fifty years ago. the annual number of suicides was 1,78'a Ia 1878 it bud Increased to 7,434, 'wd in 1888 1.0 8,187.

Tliree Harveat Kjcenifaloit. The Burlington Bouto, C, 3. & (J..B. R., Will sell from principal stations on its lines., Oil Tuesdays. Aug. 25 and S pt. 15 and 29, H arvest llieureion tiokots aitmo Sates to principal ol ties and. points in the Farming Regions of Ihe tVcut. Honthn tst nnd Northwest. Forti-kets and further information concerning ihcse excursions, cell on your nearest 0., B, & Q. ticket ng( nt, or address P. S. Eostui, Qen'l Paa. .and Ticket Agent, Chloatfo, :ui. Wash Tour Coclia, A pair oi new socks, fresh from tho store, feel vary comfortable to tho feet, but the man who wcar-ithitn before they are washed umkes a mfsnake. Hosiery should always bo washed before being worn, as the washing shri nks the threads and makes the socks wear as long again, besides preventing tho foot from being injured by the coloring. When put on before washing thoy stretch out of shape and can neVt r be restored to tho original form. St Louis Qlobe-D.mocrat. "AsivioBoll!.erRex,''lB a title bestowed upon Lydin V Finkhom by the women of the world, millions oi whom nro indebted to her for health. Traveling; Hnng. Stranger J'emI Bov, do yon know any of the newspaper reporters by sight? Hotel Boy Lots of 'en;. Stranger Well er o.heml I am the Hon. Mr. Greatman, but I registered as J. Smith in order to avoid interviewers. Here's a quarter. BoyAll right. I ll tell 'em you're here. Smith A- Street's Good News. BaoKcniriE is cured by frequent moll doses of l'lso's Cure for Consumption. Jaat Clow It l oels. Ton know how It annoys a man when a very persistent My buzzes around his face, aud refused to lie chased away. Weil, that ts the way he feels wheu a woman Is over-isollcltaus about bis health, aad worries about what he Is doing all the time. FITS. All Flu stopped free "y Hr.KlIne's Great Kerve Iles-orer. No Flia after flrat dty'a un. Marveliouecurt. Treatise and t '.SC trial bottle Cree u Eltoaaas. tjnd to Br. imnt.'jll Axon at. PhUa. fa. The soetiter of popuUton is the skunk. 3 .a I Had the Desired Effect: II (Umtor-LTOK, Greon Co mty, 111., Nov. '88. I hifihly root n, mend Postor Koenig'a Korve Tonlo to aoybodj that bat aufforod from haidaolieaumy uon did for five years, because twobottles of tt e medicine our kI him. M. MoTIGTJK, AviLl.i, Ind.. Jol;-lS. 18Da Abontfoar rears ago I iu taken with a n gentive cliil) tliat left me k nervona Ut'it I wag not nble to do a day's work. I took Pat tor Ecenfg'e Norve Tonic, aud 1. a E. once began to &et better and a.rn now doing my work again. Ibuy thaxks for tho good it hae done me. lifts. LIZZIE LET. CtitvEiiAirD, O., 11S Lanrel EL, Jane 11, 18 Tte us of l'astor Koi'ii g'r Nerve Tonfoliag enatiled me to rennnio work, and I am racf tumonillng aaate to all I see 1c need ot it , ami X fili'l many, hoping in part to show my sral Itiide by recomin jnding tuo TijjIo. A. ADKiNtt. FREE -A Valnabte Book- on Karroos inaeaHOs esm tree to any aoaraaii, and iHior patients can also obtain this niedli Irio free of cbarse. Thia mmetiybae bt-ea j'repared by the Revemnd Paator Koeniir. of Fori Wayne, ind- el nco ia,e, imq lenc w prepared under ota dliecUon br Un KOENIC MKD.CO., Chicago, III. ecltSbrDraKUtsat01perBoitl& 8flwB. rjnreKlie,Sl.-5. e:aottleafbi'88. Both tha method And results when BjT-np of Figs ia taken; it is pleasant ud refreshing to the taste, and a 3ta gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels,' cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers find cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is tho only remedy of its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and ito ceptable to the 'tamach, prompt in its action and ttu'y beueficial ta its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy kriown. Syrup of Fioti is for sale in lOo aocl $1 bottles by all leading dniggists. Any relLtble druggist nho may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one ho wishes fo try it. Do not accept a ay substitute. CALIFORNIA HO SYRUP CO. SAIt FHIH013C0. CAU iowsvus. nt. ftv rout. nt.

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tight in all directions, thus giving thn ilouid tbe optKinraneo of bein.r solMti--minous. The color of tho llltirninatloii ; t is varied by means of tinted slices passed horExontally twneath tho glasii plate la tho root of tbe vault. The Soap j that Cleans Mc Le is nox, HyjTWp'ia la ie lne of the TrNst Mu er itlm. 1 1 la for Hx-mrc jutd tt,itirlaey; ak k head aclie, constipation aaii jiilo, v Tutl's Pi m fss ve beet ime ao fp raor.R, Tey .ot g,mm$if-:j ,iji.k..rn rivtnir t.lieea taataS ai d figoi wlOiouigrlpinaornauaeav. ftife Will p'irtfy BLOOD, : & ijftr.in, nnu.u I apiietltr, restore 'tcya luttiKcstioi , thattlred JHnJ hi k.htened, bn J':Bk. powtr ln:reaao "" !. nail. secl cnroTacainS. r Me uloo: noi.cl clt. s beaaua'ei ConiplexM' :s Sold cvOTTwt-ere. All ireinJnc Roods ttMai&J pamphlot. Sl dr. HiB-rEa imrti iaa ea. i i-ak?E IIORET-muL aUfts-iii Nl-finO I'RWCHCRS AND TLttHEIC Kx Mvor Carter "ft ofJiefH. 163 bfttrML sf !I vll rESSalll t-,- it h.iisi and are i jn o. t n - or t t w mm nt annitatl far ltvjfe, tUKb ne t.n-v of iho ce ifT a-icM pi rent why tho eTerw forim.- Itoffro flttTt wiii Writ it i oncmi Inn t-iy luto r- riO Ml imh iis i. tovt' ut.ii I He 11! foMmMn i w. aoo. WKI.LS wtth onr ffimoiu & cil Alnrhlnf-rv. Ttiit trly 10GMS& MYttAH TUTIV CIBKt. I li HI II III R Bf rnaileet 19, am. f OO'Torth oi'puro fi;;i iindnxls Ham a r cms il hiu o can w) ?v, a rVir 1 Ar . Anwi t?ranl I air tmtf ' d po6.piiJilonreceiiaoi pVtoftt MGan-Yoo lltf fit t Traile vpll,-J by ,. a. ST tl tlM, atB4U ; -iaueujto, Acv lerlt aad rkUadelcl lab . lii' tUlat tlovwh hustnesa irtu'atiotc tr (Illit) IJl.'f-lNKfiH fll.l.K(l:, Br,t , ana 'SmtaflFrial ai h to'riUhlt l c:Ux. . fc:!lcraft rataK i$ooa k. M.i.t.ttMin, insi.iuM lUlinll Rlll'M : t! 1 aai.,aavar . . f 1 Mr. f , I ' M , redact m 12H 1 W circi h.r tddrw. .4b k2-!?Sii5: PATENT SQLt1T i I .-.rl rllf lor I.ft'.v. A.w t; Hons. ,'Aii.tso i lVIum Writ bis ' AdvrilMrs, vie amtli AdvoHlnfuiitit In ttiiapai Otposrra tosr-CF THAND' Bf, tioti : leit irea-. 1 ; aFtrliitly liuinii. ecliollmi luatl

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