Bloomington Progress, Volume 24, Number 50, Bloomington, Monroe County, 4 February 1891 — Page 3

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OFFICE ramoycd to tba building north of the Fee Corner, North College Awe as aide, ground floor. LVGEE A FISHER, . FISJUEK will giveespecial aUntioo to ait Modem Operative Dentistry. Aim to placing GM iki; Porcelain Crown, and making Artificial TesiAuxihtmt piatc. Apl3-90 CFSIOS: Benckart BsDdlnj. Sooth, of Poet MBoe, Santa College Aventse. 4BM Plate and Cmm at Specially. . BXOOMIiiGTOS, INDIANA- . . TURNER, THE LEADINGUNDERTAKER Farnitnre Dealer. IbT the largest and oof selectee took ewer brought to Bloomington, any will Mil you goodseheapet than any one I bare a fine dap lay of - Chamber Suites, rARLOIl SUITES, LOUNGES Fancy Chaibs, Babt Wagons Carpet Sweepers, Mirrors, PICTURE JKRAMKS. ORGANS kept in stock, and sold on monthly payment. 1 hare the Household Sewing Machine the best Machine made, and the cheapest. 2 also keep .iUg ftr foenb which only costs about one-half as much as. other clothing. Come and me menorth -jajeatjaait, in WaldranV Bkick THE FINEST OK EAgtTil. The Cincinnati, Hamilton & Dayton B. B. it tho only line running Pullman's Perfected Safety Vestiboled Trains, with Chair, Parlor, Sleeping and. Dining Car service between Cincinnati Indianapolis and Chicago, and the only line running Through Reclining Chair Cars between Cincinnati, Keoknlc and Springfield, Ills, and Combination Chair and Steeping Car Cincinnati to Peoria, Ills.,1 An the Oaljr Direct Uae between Cincinnati, Dayton, Lima, Toledo, Detroit, the Lake Regions andCanada. The road U one of the oldest in the State- of Ohio and the only Una entering Cincinnati oyer. twenty-five miles of double track, and from its past record can more than assure Us patrons speed, comfort and safety. Tickets on sale everywhere, and sea that they read C. H. either in or oat of Cincinnati, Indianapolis, or Toledo. K. O. McCORMICK, 1 General Passenger and Ticket Agent. DR. MILES' Nervine! crms NERVOUS PftoarnaTiOM, kvitus Dance 191,89102, Ett by mail 10 ota as. Ma Meal Co, SkJurtXad. .Mi e r laaMoaiMNWH! CWtssti FtuXHAH SI PtWG CARS ELHX3AKT PARLOR CARS TRAISS BUN THROUGH SOUS Tickets Sold and Baggag p;neoxia to ueacination. HE8 BARKRB, G.P.A CHICAGO GET YOUB DOHIAT THIS OFFICE.

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PEN PICTURES ofr THE EVENTS OF ONE WEEK. Disastrous Bsplostenj Pntetlenl Fatrioi. Ism Mew Keillor of the Indiana Baptist Suicide 0 a Farmer DyBaaaittaa; Saloon. Kokomo has abolished the town cow. Michigan City is putting up a bamboo factory. Wayno County farmers arc agitating pike building. If you live in Vlnconnos you must muzzle your doR. Salem will bo able to sco its way soon by electric light. Reports of scarlet fovor epidemic at Bedford arc greatly exaggerated. Grooupastto fondly hopes tho early futuro will bring them a canning factory. Indiana press almost unanimously favors the repeal of the Grubbs libollaw. Miss Mary Cos, of OJtalla, Putnam County, dropped dead from heart failure. John Eidelberry, Coluutuus carpenter, lost all lingers of .one hand in machinery. Amo is all upset over tho attempt being mado to open a saloon In their peaceful burg. Wabash is getting good, too, and has warned their gamblers to "got a move on them." Paul Bcscho, 17, died in South Bend, from "unaccustomed indulgence in intoxicants," A mad dog near Alaska wounded several dogs and other animals before it was killed. Joseph Perod's horse dropped dead with fright In Elkhart, at sight of an electric car. Monroe Talbott'a littlo boy was run over by a horso near Shclbyville, and deformed for lite. Tho Acmn hoop and tap factory, of Edgarton, Ohio, is prospecting for a location at Crawfordsvillc. Joseph Lamb, attempting to break into Thomas Neat's farmhouse near Washington, was shot. Jonathan Snoncor died from strychnine poisoning, the result of a blunder by an Owensboro druggist. U A. Manlln, dealer in boots and shoes at Mow Carlisle, has assigned. Liabilities about 910,000. Sellersburg is one of three towns in tho "United States appointed to have "experimental free delivery." Miss Sodccca Bannolls. cf Richland Township, Fulton County, was fatally injured in a sleighing accident. Evan Mitchell, of Soymour, a brakeman on tho O. & M., was crushed to death while making a coupling. William Squad, a farmer residing near Hillsboro, is in jail charged with attempting to poison his family. Daniel Kotr, South Bend's landscape artist, has won favorable recognition and is now located in Now York CItv. Mrs. David Wright, of Cambridge City, began bleeding at the nose while in church and soon afterward died of exhauston. Stephen Ilnffor, a prominent teacher' of Clinton County, has disappeared with about $4,000 of money intrusted to him tor investment. Elias Snyder, of DaloviHe, was probably fatally injured by a fall from a wagon, tho seat of which tipped over and threw hi:n out. Mrs. Frances Spray sues the city of Seymour for 85,000 damages; hurt in a fall a dark night whero warning light should have boon. John Candan, aged 00, residing near Monon, was deserted by his second wife, who joined the Salvation Army. He blew out his brains. J. M. Puckct, a model gentleman and brick manufacturer, of New Corner, has disappeared, leaving mourners to the extent of about Si, 300. ' The aged mother of Mrs. Sarah Johnson, of Kokomo, fell down a stairway sustaining injuries that will prove fatal. She is 82 years old. James McDaniels' son, 15 years old, was accidentally shot In the leg by a companion while hunting near Lebanon. The leg had to be amputated. Henry Gasper, aged 10, of Michigan City, was arrested and confessed to ten burglaries. It is estimated that ho has stolen 55,000 worth of property. Leonard Brosanbowcr. of Stony Creek Township, Madison County, attempted to to limit suicide. His mind was upset by religious excitement. Tiie two lads who started from Crawfordsville to fight the Indians have returned home, having come to tbo conclusion that 'their services are not needed". Frank McGowan, of Seymour, has sued tho Pennsylvania Company tor 0,000. Ho was ejected from a train although he offered a coupon of an excursion ticket. I. F. Force, Of New Albany, was probably fatally injured bv walking out of a second-story window of a hotel at Rochester, N. Y., while in a somnambulistic condition. The body of Peter Sheets was found In a swamp about eight miles from Ply mouth. He was a well-to-do farmer, but became demented, and about six weeks ago wandered away. Oliver Cromwell, aged S3, an cx-mnm-ber of the Legislature, has just secured a divorce from his third wife, at Brar.ll. A confidence) sharp, claiming to bo a Mason, from Riploy County, has just been exposed after victimizing several of Madison's citizens by taking contracts to furnish spoko timlx-r. George R. Joveo. who lived about two miles north of Fairlaud, was instantly killed while ongaged in felling timber by having a tree fall on him. He was about 35 years old. v Mrs. John Spranglor eloped from Milton tho other night with a Quaker preacher conducting meetings there. They were met in Cambridge City by a mob and stoned and beaten. Alexander Ramsey, a well-to-do farmer living live miles west of Danville, was found dead, banging lit his barn. He had looped a trace chain around his neck, tied a rope to tho chain, tied tho rope to a beam, and jumped down from tho loft. Ho had iatulv said that ho feared he would become insane. Tho coroner's verdict was that ho was temporarily Insane. The Crawfordsville Police Board Is after tho night policemen there and there will bo a more strict enforcement of the law regarding gambling and tho saloons. An order was also adopted that a city policeman rould uot art as a private watchman whon on duty for the city. An attempt was inado to blow up with dynamite tho saloon of Charles Cox at Saline City, tiie only 0110 In the place. Tho fuse burned out, but for some reason tho dynamite did not oxI plodo. The saloon has been run regardI less of Uw and order, and the people of 1. Sallnu City say It must go.

Samuel Catherwood, a veteran railway agent at Greencastle, has been stricken with paralysis. William Nlmmort, an employe in tho chilled plow works at South Bond, was killed by the bursting ot a grindstone. James Welsh, a brakeman, was killed at Columbus. He was a son of John Welsh, of Edinburg. Ho was a well-rcspcotcd young man and the main support of his father and sister. The First Presbyterian Church at Crawfordsville has given a call 1:0 Rev. R. S. Inglas, a student In the Princeton Theological Seminary at Princeton, N. J. This church has been Wuhan's a pastor for a year. Dr. Schult, reputable LaPortfl citizen, proposes to make it torrid for Detective Norris, of Ohio, who had him arrested on charge of unlawfully obtaining money, and subsequently offering to "lot him off" for 8100. When Dr. William A. McCoy and wife, of Madison, went to church they left their son Charles dressing. Returning, they found him sitting dead in his chair, from heart disease. He was aged 19, an excellent young man, and their only child. Reo J. Bowltts, a farmer near Willi iamsport, while Intoxicated, broko into tho house of Detrlck Siuisault and wife, an aged Dutch couplr, and maltreated them shamefully. Tho old people made their escape from him and are lying in a dangerous condition at the homo tt a neighbor. Jack Milllgan almost demolished the central police station at New' Albany during tho temporary absonco uf the officer In charge In an attempt to rescue a friend, Macus Duncan, using a pick-ax to accomplish his purpose. Ho was surprised while at work and promptly locked in a cell. Joseph Shearer shot and killed George Miller and seriously wounded his brother. Ell, at Portland. Shearer's wife by him deserted last fall borrowed 310 of Miller to go to her father, giving some furniture as security. Shearer returned lately, wanted the furniture and refused to pay.tho S10. Miller protested, hence the shooting. The Crawfordsville Land and Improvement company has secured $6,000, and word has been sent to the officers of tho American Wheel company to come and sign the necessary papers tor the removal of the Newmarket hub and spoke factory to Crawfordsville. The officers of the improvement company are C M. Crawford, president; Louts Birchoff, vice-president; H. R. Tlnsloy, treas-' urer; B. Russell, secretary. Over four years ago, shortly after Indiana's first natural-gas well was found at Eaton, Frederick Hoover, of New Corner, ten miles from Muncie, with his sons, erected a derrick, which has since been used in the sinking, of a well. Mr. Hoover would employ no one but his own family hi the wont, which made it slow and tedious. But it has just resulted in giving the man one of the best wells in the State. As Griffith Williams, one of the proprietors of Williams Brothers' foundry Lajjc machine-shop at Grcensburg, was near a Darrei 01 on no leta lorca or lamp he was bearing Ignite the oil. An explosion followed, and ho was badly burned about the face and limbs. Avery disastrous fire occurred, and "the largo building was almost gutted. Insurance, $1,000 in the North British, on building, and $750, In tho Westchester, on contents, which may cover the actual loss. Mr. and Mrs. Vestal Beeler, who reside in tho north part of Morgan County, near the Marlon County line, have succeeded in rearing one of the largest families on record. They are the parents ot twelve sons and seven daughters, but ono daughter of whom Is dead. Both are native Hoosiers, and have resided almost all their lives In Marlon and Morgan counties. Neither of the parents is more than fifty-five years old, nor arc they broken in health, A remarkable feature Is tho fact that there are no twins among the children. Rev. C M. Carter, pastor of tho First Baptist Church at Mitchell, was elected to the editorship of the Indiana Baptist, at Indianapolis, the leading Baptist journal of this State, and also ono of their first papers in this section of tho country. This is indeed a high honor to Rev. Carter, ho being a young man under thirty yoars of age. He Is a graduate of Franklin (lnd.) College, in 1887, of the Union Seminary, of New York, and the Southern Baptist Seminary, of Louisville, Ky. For the past two or three years he has been pastor in charge at this place, and has been one of the most successful pastors ever here. The first session of the Wabasli County Farmers' Institute was held in Wabash, and was very largely attended. The featuro was tho paper read by Mrs. Virginia C. Meredith, of Cambridge City, on "Tho Possibilities and Probabilities of Farm Life." The lady owns and conducts one of the largest and most prosperous farms in the State, and Is thoroughly conversant with her subject, and ber paper was received with markod attention. A paper on "Natural Fertilizers," by Frank Mossman. and a general discussion of the topics presented, completed the exercises. T he sessions of tho Pinstltute are constantly stowing in pop ularity and interest. A dog belonging to Farmer Elliott, Knox County, went mad last week and bit several other dogs. Mr. Elliot had to kill a span of valuable mules, and cows, hogs and horses whleh had become afflicted. Alarm Is widespread. The County Commissioners of Tipton Connty ordered all log-haulers of tho different saw-mills and the heading teams of the A. R. Colinen heading factorv to stop hauling on the pikes, owing to their present condition. The teamsters at once submitted to the order. James B. Lego, over 70 years old a retired saw-mill operator, fell from a chair and died Instantly while sitting in the office of Risch's livery stable, at Wabash. He was one of the oldest citizens and was lo feeble health, having had two strokes of paralysis. Some of the most wealthy men In Falrmount have formed a stock company, and havo leased several farms, with tho Intention of drilling for oil. Petroleum has been decovercd in several gas wells in this Immediate vicinity, and there Is no doubt but what it can be found In large quantities, While Rev. Mr. Whiscand and Newton Mlllor were conversing, at "Botho! Church, Richland Township, Greeno County, some unkuown person fired through a window, the bullet passing between tho two gentlemen. Mrs. Jane Meldrum, probably the oldest person in Shelby Connty, Is dead. She was born in Scott County, Kentucky, May 1, 1795, and was in hot 98th year. Her father lived to bo 107 yoars old. Her mind was vigorous to the last, and she remembered and could describe many things that took plftfco dur

Granting mm KeaeAy. George W. Peek, of PecWs Sun, gave the following answer to a correspondent who asked for a remedy for criok in the back: As to a remedy for a criok in the back, there are several, but none of them ooem to do any good. The crick goes off of its own accord, after it gets in its work and shows a man that he is only a poor weak creature. Sometimes we think all the crick is for is to take the conceit out f a follow, and learn him to keep his mouth shut about being a terror on the muscle. A porous plaster is very good, but thoy always put it on a few inehos above or below the ploco whore the crick is. A criok is very changeable. You know where it is perfectly well, and when vou get your back prepared for tho bill posting of porous plasters, and try to toll whore the crick was last felt, you can't tell to save you. You wiggle around in all kinds of shapes to feel it, so as to tell its location to a friend who is acting as bill sticker, but you can't feel a pain to save you, and you think it is gone, and you conclude to postpone the plaster, but before yon get your shirt half on, the crick gives you one ache that makes the hair stand on your bald head, but it seems to bo the whole length of your book, and you have the plaster put on, on general principles, about the middle, so it will catch the crick on its up or down trip from the attio to the basement of the spine. A porous plaster ought to be a good short stop to a game of crick in tho book, but. our experience is that the plaster muffs the crick of toner than it takes it on the fly. There are several different kinds of liniment, each of which is better than the other, but, as the crick is usually - inside of about threo inches of flesh and a couple of inches of bone, a liniment that is in luck if it gets through the skin is not a very good detective to act as a search warrant for a crick that has so many places of concealment, and is so changeable and migratory. The best doctors will tell you, when you go to them with a crick, that you have caught cold, and it has settled all over you, and that if yon are careful yon will be better when yon get over it. There is something very consoling about this, and you pay the bill of the doctor with a feeling that yon are glad the bill is not twice as big. The best thing we have ever tried for a crick in the back fa to grunt. That is something anybody can do without assistance, and it is cheap, and if it does not do any good it cannot do any barm. The idea some people have of hiring some one to grun for them when they have a crick in the back is an evidence of laziness and dependence. Every person should do his own grunting, and do it well, and whon the crick is gone he will feel that he alone has cured it. About nogs. ' Anecdotes of the dignified and even magnanimous way in which large dogs avenge themselves for insults upon smaller members of their species are exceedingly numerous, and generally too well known for citation here. Ir. Hancock, in his "Essay on Instinct," alluding to one of these instances, in which a Newfoundland dog dropped a troublesome cur into the quay at Cork, and then, whon it was struggling for life, plunged in and saved it, remarks that "it would be difficult to find any punishment more aptly contrived or more complete in character;" adding, that "if it were fully anatyzed, an ample commentary might be written in order to show what a variety of comparisons, and motives, and generous feelings entered into the composition of this act." A very interesting instance of the sagacity with which these Newfoundland dogs act, and the way in which they retain their resentment, is afforded by Mr. Watson. He tells how a gentleman, on arriving at his countryhouse, in the neighborhood of London, discovered that he had brought with him a key that would bo needed during bis absence. Ho had with him a Newfoundland dog that was accustomed to carry things, and to it he intrusted the key. On its way to the town with the key the poor creature was attacked by a batcher's dog, but attempted no resiitance, and only used its powers to get off with his charge. It delivered the key safely; and then, on its way home, stopped deliberately before the butcher's shop until the dog again came forth,, when he attacked it furiously, and did not leave off until he had killed it Chambers? Journal Protect Tour Health. Cold and moisture combined have a torporlzlng effect upon the bodily organs, and tho dlinttie and accretive processes are apt to be more tardily performed In vinb than in the fau. The same ti true, alio, o the exoretory functions. The bowela are often sluggish, and the pores of toe akin throw off hat little waste matter at this season. The system, therefore, req'ilres opening up a little, asd alw purifying and regulating, and the safest, surest and moat thorough tooio and olteratlTe that can be used for these purposes la Hon tatter's Stomach Bitten. Persona who wish to escape the rheumatic twinges, the dyspeptic agonies, the painful (listnrbaucus of the bowels, the bUioua attacks, and the nervous visitations go common at this time ot the year, will do well to re-enforce tlwir eye. terns with this renowned vegetable Blomachio and lirrigoranfc. It Improves the appetite, strengthens the stomach, cheers the spirits, and renovates the whole physique. TTsmteU t On With fapa. One of the best children's bonmets is told- by a well-known book-makor in town. His little daughtor was happy amid a parlor full of company, when bedtime came and she rebelled against having to leave. She throw horsotf on the floor, face down, and kicked and screamed. "Come." said her mothor, "be a good littlo girl, now, and go to bed. Don't you know what mamma has always told you If you arn't a good littlo girl you can't go to Heaven?" "I don't want to go to Heaven," said tho child "I want to go whero papa goes." New York Sun. War rub. and foif, and wear out yourself and your clothes on washday, when, over bine. 1804, Dobbins' Eleotrlo boap has been offered on purposo to lighten your labor, JVbte try It. Vour proeor has it. Bow Oysters ara Shipped. Thousands of oysters are shipped to England from tho region near Greenwich, Conn. They are packed and rammed into barrels so that tho shells cannot open. This keeps tho oysters alivo and obviates tho necessity of using ice. Tho oysters reach England in excellent condition. Dainty candles that children cry for are Dr. Bull's Worm Destroyers. They please the children, but thoy kill the worms. alarah 1'uailahment. Mr. Scrubbs (Indignantly) Sir, I havo just discovered that your son has engaged nimself to two of my daughters. Mr. Grubbs (stupefied) Tho young rascal! Ho should bo compelled to marry them both. New York Weekly. Totally Helpless from Seinfto UHnHmallsii. Is Hay, 1883, (was taken with eoistte rheumatism In my less and arms, and was oonttnod to my bed et.Urely helpless. In Aucast I wss just able to move around. I was reduced to a mere skeleton, my sppetite was entirely gone and my friends thought I could not live. I took almost evorrtbuw I could hear of. but with no food reunite, durlna that winter. One day. reading about taking Hood's SanaparUla la March, April and Hay. I concluded to try it. One bottle save mo so much relief that I took four bottles, an 'I since then I have not been troubled with rheumatism, aud my general health has nover been Utter. Mr appetite is good and I have gained In flesh. 1 attribute my whole improvement to taking Hood's SarssparlUa." Ws. V. Tvia, emporium, Cameron County. Pa. N.B. If you decide to Isko Hood's Ssnaporllla do Hot ba Induced to buy any olher. Hood's Sarsaparllla Sold by sll druggists. 1; slilorts. Prepared only br0.I.noODOO Apothecaries, LoweU.MMS.

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What ITanoleon Said to HI Doelor. Doctor, how delightful is rest! The bed has become a place of luxury to mo. I would not exchange it for all the thrones in tho world. What an alteration! How fallen am I! I, whose ao tivity was boundless, whoso mind never slumbered, am now plunged in a lethargio stupor, and must make an effort even to raise my eyelidB. I sometimes dictated upon different subjects to four or five secretaries who wrote as fast as words could be uttered; but then I was Napoleon, now I am no longer anything. My strength, my faculties forgaka mo. I do not live; I merely exist. You are aware, doctor, that the art of healing consists in lulling and calming the imagination. That is the reason why tho ancients dressed np in roboa and adopted a costume striking and imposing. That costume you havo unadvisedly abandoned; and you no longer exercise the same powerful influence over your patients. Who kuows whether, if you were suddenly to appear before mo with an enormous wig, a cap and long train, I should not take you for the god of health, whereas yon are only the god of medicine. A has who has practiced medicine for forty years ought to know salt from sugar ; read what no save : TotEno, 0., Jan. 10, If 87. aZeasrs. F. J. Cheney & Co. Gontlomm I havo been In tho general practice of medicine for most forty years, and'ftould iay that in all my praotlco and experience have nover seen a preparation that 1 could proecribn with as much confidence of eueccss as I can IliUl'e Catarrh Cure, manufactured by yon. Havo prescribed It a great many times and Its effect is wonder. fnl. and would say in conclusion that I have yet to find a case of Catarrh that it would not cunt, if they would tako it according to directions, yours truly, h. Xj. aOBSTJCH. M. ., Office, 215 Summit St We will give $100 for anv caso of Catarrh that cannot be cured with IfiUl'a Catarrh Care. Mien internally. r. i. CHENEY Co., Props., Toledo, O. jet-gold by Druggists. 73c. Tito Urugsfets Profit. Bnsy Clerk How can 1 servo you, madam? Madam (producing half a dozen letters and somo postage stamps) Just put somo mucilage on these and stick 'em on for mo. I soaked them off somo misdirected envclopes,1'b!ltl.uso I had read so much about the bo.ttt?r It was for druggists to sell pU5tiiUe'stamps. Don't say alt wopion ard,Mtlro'lightloss any nioro, will you now? Pharmaceutical Era. 'BROWN'S BBONCHIAL TROCHES' aro excellent for tho relief of Hoarseness or Soro Throat. They aro exceedingly effectlve," Clu-Osllan World, London England. A Syrian Colony Experiment, Tho projectors of the now Damascus for (Syrian immigrants, havo decided to purchase several thousand acres for tho site of the town in Pennsylvania or Arizona. Silk culture, fruit growing and farming will, Itisexpccted, furnish comfortable living to the citizens of tho now Damascus. It pars to use SAPOLIO in all cleaning, for "Tlnft and Cleanliness aro twin brothera," iSnpolio is a solid enko of Scouring Soap. Try it in house cleaning. A I'atlont Man. "No, Mr. Trotter," she said firmly, "I repeat it a thousand times no!" "Well, keep on," he remarked, pleasantly; "that's only twico, aud by tho time you reach tho 000th you'll begin to vary It with a "yes." Will you kindly begin?" Munseu's Weekly. Tnosn of you who are weary and heavy ladeced with sickness and care, "sighed down with the Infirmities that beset, the human system, can find the one thing necessary to restore you to bright, buoyant health In Sherman's Prickly Ash Bitters. It Invigorates and strengthens tho debilitated organs, aids digestion, and dispels tho clouds arising from a diseased liver. rromlsiuc; Chip or the Old Clock. Newspaper Man's Littlo Boy (rushing in breathlessly) Papa, you'd 'a' enloyed bein' down whore I was Just now, I'll bet." Newspaper Man Why so, my son?" ,"Man fell off'n a three-story buildin' and broke his back." Momrais should watch carefully thoso signs of ill health in their daughters, and at onee use Lvdia E. rtnkham's Vegetablo Compound. It wilt prove a lasting blessing. SluoU Adieu. "Have you seen "Much Ado About Nothing?" "Much adlen about nothing? I should say so! My train is chiefly patronized by ladies." Drake's Magazine Beecuam's Pills euro Sick-Headaohe. When is a man out of date? When he's a weak (week) buck.

Keep Your Blood Pure. A small quantity of prevention is worth many pounds of cure. If your blood is in good condition the liability to any disease is much reduced , and the ability to resist its wasting influence is tenfold greater. Look then to your blood, by taking Swift's Specific (S. S. S.) every few months. It is harmless in its effects to the most, delicate infant, yet it cleanses the blood of all poisons and builds up the general health. fO O O cured mo sound and well ot contajrious Blood Poison. As We vJ w. goon m j discovered I was afflicted with tho disease I commenced taking Swift's Specifio (S. S. S.) and in a few weeks I was permanently cured." Georos Stew akt, Shelby, Ohio. Treatise on Blood and Skin diseases mailed free. The Swift Specifio Co., Atlanta, Ga

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The "Mother's rrlend. Hot only shortens labor and lessens pain attending it but greatly diminishes the dangor to llfo of both mother and child if used a few months before confinement. Write to Tho Brndllold Regulator Co., Atlanta, Go., tor further particulars. Bold by all druggists. A Woman In a vTopn. It may not be generally known, but thorois tho hoad of a girl in the moon, says tho Atchison Globe. It is a profile, and can bo easily discerned when tho moon is full. Whon tho moon is In tho Eastern sky she is looking north, and tho head inclines upward. At the top of the yellow orb you will see hor hair and a sort of haughty bang which conceals most of her forehead; a littlo below yon will sec her eyes then comes hor noso (this Is rather indistinct); then will bo seen tho chin, underneath which a very shapely neck curves back, indicating that she is well fed. ScmuNKB's Magazine for Fobruary, 1891, will contain "Mount Washington In Winter," by Edward L. Wilson, beautifully illustrated; tho third paper on Japan (with many illustrations;) "About Africa," by J. Scott; "A Marine Taio," by Frank R. Stockton; "Neapolitan Art;" a full-page portrait of Livingstone, Poems, Point of View, etc. Now Is tho time to subscribe. Twenty-five cents a number; $3.00 a year. Charles Scribnor's Sons, 743 Broadway, New York. "Tight boots cause the blood toaBow to th. head," says tho Chirajro .Sun. That Is th reason thero is often so much slaaklaadude's panto. titwman Independent. Best, easiest to use and cheapest Flno'a Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. Cue.

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