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WEALTH UNTOLD. Bask 70m tmnn and voaVU Anal It exleta but in the mind. Wealth is bot tbe power that bin BtooinisUMtttM bent chain; And if these are mine to hoad

X am richer than I aiiowl, iBii ms mm aim Mm iWWir Ktott daisy tu mij algfe tenia a Jewel eg deUfirtt Bfah am I. If I & ' TrauvrM in the Sowar and tow,, Andean bear 'mid forest loaves We in the sammer em: If the lark that efcitjs aloud , On M Mages of wweftmd.

Fresh aa raiiv lrop ba the groand. And I bleu the happy bird For the joy it has too tetrad; Qttetidasafoatheahon Chaat me aattheue versaore. Avert? feel in awry mood Hurt B it fate andOoala too, lam riob if I possess 8aeta.a"fandothasiiriwa. - AiiaeaMfrJidwheJw'erletray Hgmblg Mmirnn on tho -way. And deserve them a'ar they're fivea By y gratitado to Bba laa.

THE BAST OF A TELEGRAM

. "A telegram for Mr. Denning." said the beU-bor of the New York Hotel Butehel, knocking at the door of that gentleman's apartments. "Pear me," nervously exelaiated Mr. Denmog's bettBT half, "what can it hef turning the dreaded rtvelope over and aver in her hands. t . "The message m on the inside," ,-tatxaricalty laggeeted the boy. ' Acting on the Totnateered informa

tion and tearing open the dnpatoh,

over to Brooklyn, and we may stay oyer there all night," answered Fred.

An hour later he was standing in the

cosy parlor of his model mother-in-law.

"Where fa Ethel and, what does she Ban by this nonsensical note?" he

iffipatienay demanded of his surprised

hostess, jrteamwtiptm -note in her

lsfX

"Yon are the one to know that, an

swered the old lady, her sweet face

growing pale as she read the daughter's

note, and understood the misery Ethel

must haye suffered to take snoh a. step.

"Well, I don't," replied Fred, sit

ting down and despairingly thinking of all sorts of abductions, and crimes

worse, which might befall the unwary.

"I dont know anything about, it," be

repeated, "unless Ethel has lost her reason. Yon know that is all bosh, mother?" he said, kicking the cruel note across the room.

booking in the good, manly counte

nance, Ethel's mother felt assured that

tan must be her daughter s blunder.

'Well, what are yon going to do?

the only answer the old lady re

turned, seeing Fred moving near the door.

"Find her, of course, if she's living.

said poor Fred, with a suspicious huaki-

Mrs. Denning immediately became al

most transfixed with horror. "What! What ean this be, or mean?" she misnamed, looking at she simple sontenceiintfl the letters seenieoTbnrned in her brain. "Yon must have made a

this anmot be lor Mr. Ben-

"No'ra, there's the directions, Mr. Frederick Denning; room 35, Hotel Batches Bofm, no mtstntat, and it just same. Do yon want to senefcan answer, Mam?" raspeetfolry onostioned the boy.

"So, there's no answer," replied the receiver, wsrily, as she closed the door

of the pretty room and sank into the willow rocker.

"To think," she sobbed, trying to again read the message through the

blinding tears, "that I have lived to meet sneh a fate at the hands of the man I married the one I thought was the handsomest sad truest fellow alive. Oh, Fred, how could you? How could you deceive me sot" ' Unfortunately the little woman's partner, being, as usual, engaged at his aOce a considerable distance away, his wife's questions, of course, remained unanswered and her angnish uncontrolled. "I will go down to the office and confront him with this proof of his treachery," she tearfully eonefanUd. "But, no, he may not be there, nod any-

I do not want to look on his false again never again."

Mrs. Denning here consistently piok-

ing up the cabinet-framed photograph

af tbe handsome scapegoat from the table, bestowed loving kisses on the ap-

,ptrentry guileless lips. "I win take this with me to

her thsi all men an faithless," she said

an excuse for her longing to have sanwthhutms near like the loved one as

wwoh

Ufins

An hourlater, after peeking and re-

Ehe small eabsv with everything

oouldnt want and forgetting all

she would want, and tenderly

; the picture io the bosom of her

-dress, Mrs. Defining leaned fondly over awhusiismd'sdesk,sndstoppiugsitae

end of every word to brush away the

hottesrs, wrote pathetically:

men you read thia, Fred, ye will learn

why there is ue one here to nil your every Wah'snal easy yswra$eyariihw By opcuiac a telegram for you after yon left una

jaorning I learned of ytmt douMe life learned

uMMwhoa I toiBSwuirasrtwasof the

liasml, ftl isssaui I snf MaurbacMo mami

tdtaatiHf hssssf left one joss saw to be-

ooaMVsWvictta. fJor-tmumarraanase

ean bajstsfspMsaute telagsmwut raphm all. Csbs doubt you oav es fast as happy wadps senrlsr.ai wtmtae one irkotriodto be eitjie, lofraar wife to oss not deMnring of

t teaT-btoMsd and ineo-

hrttt noes enimnmmm on the bu-

rean cusfaionlaaBd giving one last look

around the hotel's uxurionsly-fur-

nisbed rooss where for Siyear she had

baentbelsmisst of wises. Mrs. Den

ning softty ejossd the doer.

! Mr. DSnnmg enunsw in before J,

i the key? please," saftr tie un-

thejelerk aa she bur-

; tb' adaiDrnut gaze of

the hoteTs qknsjsamwsjt leongers, and a

moment later was lost on the crowded

f

"Ignass ; 'fv4ded 1

nam 'iia n

Qitr erfsimed'Fsd

atiotepk he eDiered the hotel and was. vei-his wife's nessage sad the

"xessrr. W9nt before- luncneon, re

plied the cbfk.

"Wthatstoo hs" reaaarked Fred,

passing np to tlaeir room. "I came home

early purposely to take her out. How-

eves;" he philosophically eeneluded,

opening the door, "it is a- case of what

cant be cured must be endured."

. Au further suppositions in regard to Ethel's sbseenee ended as heoaught

sight of her noes.

"What m the devil does she mean?

gasped bewildered Fd, evutoatly as

mueh puzzled by the note as his wife

had been by the dispatch, and growing slightly profane in has amazement. "The telegram will explain all," he re-read aloud to convince himself that he was not a victim to nightmare. "Well, emphatically, where in the thunder is the telegram?" . High and low Fred searched for the missing message which would unravel the mystery, even unrolling Ethel's little curl papers in hope of 'finding the clue to her unsatisfactory scrawl, and lovingly straightening the crumpled'papers out for the next occasion. "Of coarse die will want them tonight again," Fred declared to relieve bis mind, as be laid the papers away again, and decided to qneatton the clerk sos information.

Xev there wroedispateheanM for you

tbjsmorniog, bat if-coarse it was sent

nptoMrs. Denning. Kb, sir, she did not leave the telegram here. Nothing wrong I hope?" the elerk kindly

not.; but owing to that

I as leceea to go

"Youll just sit down and eat your sup

per beforeyou stwa step," thoughtfully oommanded the wise counselor, forcing him lovingly, into a seat at the daintily spread table, "and afterwards III go

with yon. You can rest content tnai

wherever she is Ethel ean take care of

herself," added his mother, cheerfully.

In spite of all persuasion Fred was too

eager to start on his discouraging round of inquiry to waste any time, and, shsr-

hfe distress, Ethel's widowed

mother ten minutes later was walking by his side.

"By Jove! mother," Fred ejaculate a,

"I was to meet Wf I Lacy at the Madi

son House to-night at 7:30, so I'll have to leave yon in the parlor while I explain matters, to him, and perhaps he

can help us out a little, if I'm not too

late to see him. "

Fortunately it was his friend who

was behind time, and,, making an effort

to become calm during the interval.

Fred seated himself by his companion

in the apparently vacant hotel parlor,

throwing his arm lightly around her as he saw how despondent the heretofore brave mother had grown.

"Dont worry," he entreated, gently,

holding the anxious matron's still pretty hand. "You know there is and always has been but one woman in the world I

love, and that is your lovely, but

impulsive

A half-suppressed cry rang through

the room they thought unoccupied, except by themselves, and the next in

stant the heavy Japanese screen stand

ing unnoticed in the end of the room

pushed aside, and from behind itp

friendly shelter stepped indignant EtheL

Three greatly bewildered people

stood staring at each other in speechless astonfthment

"Ethel," at last gasped that lady's

mother, being the first to recover from the surprise, "what inexplicable freak

is this?"

Ask him," replied Ethel, pointing

a winyng out trembling nnger at Fred.

Ihe did," calmly interrupted that

young man, now himseli agam tnat his other half is at least in sight, "she did, but I must confess that as yet we

are both of us wofully ignorant of your motive in giving us suoh a wild-goose

chase "decidedly goose chase, " he repeated, provokingly.

"This is adding insult to injury, re

torted Ethel, "do you mean to say "

Hello, old man, greeted Fred's

friend, Will Lacy, joining the inter

ested group; "so you got my telegram

tiiis morning,?

"Heavens! what telegram are you

two idiots bothering me about? I'm sure mother and I wilt feel infinitely

obliged if some one will only explain-

unless you want us taken to a private

retreat for the incurable. "

"Didn't you find the dispatch,

Fred?" queried Ethel, reaching for her

handkerchief and pulling the cause

of all the trouble out of her pocket

Why, here is my message now, de

clared Will Lacy, politely picking up

the telegram and reading it aloud.

DbabFbxd: Wil meet yon aa you raqaeitea at tbe Madison at 7:30 to-nigrrt."

"Why, hello, the operator has signed

ft 'Dasy' instead of 'Lacy.'"

"And of course I thought, dearest

Fred, that that it was a woman," murmured Ethel shyly, drawing near her

husband. .

Yon thought you would run away,

eh?" Fzed questioned, giving the

flushed cheek a pinch.

. "Well, really, Ethel," commented her mother, "I should have thought you

would have come home instead .of

here?"

"Well," confessed Ethel, "I intended

comina home to-night, but I wanted

ridr tttti OkaatnHt Bough. , "How bright the heavenly stars are

to-night, Mr. Sampson?"

"Ah, yes, Miss Smith; but they are

dim and lusterless compared with certain earthly ones," he said, looking into her eyes. "

"And the wind," she went on, "how

soft and low, as it gently moves the chestnut trees."

"If I should tell you, dear," he said,

"that my love for you had grown cold ; that I had ceased to oare for you, and that the happy time when I shall claim you as my ownest own will never, never

be, would it really be a trial to you,

darling?"

"Yes, George," shyly admitted the

girl, "it would be a breach-of-pronuse trial." New York Sun.

"To see the other woman," laughed

Fred. "Well, little one, if you had just remembered this is lodge night, and' I

told you last week I was to meet Lacy

here to-night and have him initiated.

And after we see you two ladies home

again well carry out the program.

"I always did say," observed his

mother-in-law, "that those lodges were

the cause of half the matrimonial troubles in the world, and now I am

more than ever of that opinion."

"No," lautrhed happy EtheL walking

gaily by her husband's side, "no, it was

that daisy of a telegram."

OH VKItiS SQVARK.

First Actor Have you heard the

news?

Second Actor No; what is it?

"My wife skipped last night with a

handsomer man.

"Where were you?"

"I was in the room when she lit out. "

"And you didn't suspect anything?'

"I was wide awake at the time, but I

snored and made out that I. was sound

t alter, otherwise she might have hesi

tated about eloping, and then I would

have been left, sure enough. It makes me tremble to think of what a narrow

escape I had." Texas Sifting.

Kossuth is remembered in this coun

try by the hat he wore." A great many

ladies have been remembered in thea

ters by the hats they wore, but the remembrance did not afford mnoh pleas

ure. On the contrary, quite the re-

-Norristown Herald.

A Tf philosopher is soitisen eiths

wuspov

Matters and Things in Which

Our Fair Readers Are Interested.

NUMEROUS SWEET MORSELS.

A Little Humor, a Bit of Poetry, mo Some

Breezy Gossip About Modest Maidens and Giddy Girls.

A Savers Tear.

Becuiy and. J'otmr of Woman, Some one has classified women under

two headings the beautiful and the good. The distinction may be too absolute, but it is certain that the man would rather admire than marry a beatiful woman. And it is no less certain that many men who have married women remarkable for their devotion have with sorrow seen an extraordinary change in their wives soon after marriage. In such a case the woman may not scruple to explain this ohange as dne to the novel and jarring circumstances of married life. But she will not be saved by suoh sophistry.

The father of the Jesuits knew all

about it when- he made it a rule of his

life "that familiarity with all women ought to be avoided, even with the most

devout; that the most innocent com

merce with them, if it wound not our conscience, leaves some stain upon our repuntation and the smoke blackens though

the fire does not burn us. " It has been

said that the beautiful woman is a book containing only a single page, which may be read at a glance; whereas the

woman who is both beautiful and good,

is a book of many pages, proper perusal of which exacts a lifetime. It

may be so, but why is it that the women of the latter uncommon type always survive their husbands or series of husbands? Enough, however.

It is sufficiently evident that women

have always been esteemed as an amiable blunder, and are likely to be the cause of incredibly bitter blundering in the future. While there is time let us entreat their leaders to look whither

they are going. To the men of this

generation, happily, it matters but lit

tle For

"When all ia thought and said, The heart still overrule! the head ; Still what -we hope we must believe. And what is given m receive. " We are thus assured of a measure of

domestic happiness in our Uvea But,

oh, ye stern maidens, to whom our fan-

sisters look for guidance and instruction, we beseech you to have mercy on

the men of the future. All the Year Bound.

Striking Out for srAemeeelem,

Our young women of merit and our

women of maturer years are betaking

themselves more and more to study. They are informing themselves concerning municipal and national governments, they are interested in political economy, ancient and modern history, the languages, and also, to a very large

extent, its charities. If they do not converse "intelligently with men" it is for the excellent reason that the men are wanting. The sterner sex at the

present time are lovers of clubs; they have little desire to converse with women; consequently they possess a slight, very slight knowledge of woman's power in conversation. When a

man and a brother whe is permitted to

enter the sacred precincts of the attractive club houses of Boston tells us of

"pitchers of beer" and "punch bowls,"

and "pictures seen through the blue

smoke of cigars and pipes," and another man, eminent and eligible as to membership, adds that "the gentlemen's clubs of Boston are not open to women

except festive nights, because the members must have their beer and tobacco, " we can echo the question of the writer in reference to the conversational powers of women and ask, "Who is to blame?" Surely not the women. Any woman long accustomed to the society of refined gentlemen under

stands the foil value of crossing lances with a man of keen intellect; she enjoys it and welcomes suoh opportunities. She is proud to number on the sacred list of friends the men who have a thought to express or are ready, as Walpole says, to sing "a careless song with a little nonsense in it, whisk does not misbecome a monarch." The witticisms and brightness of lunches where women alone assemble are worthy of record, and I know of one woman who sometimes turns away from such a feast a little saddened by the thought that men were excluded and lost so much. Again, who is to blame? Surely not women, who welcome a "ladies' night" with delight; the one iestaof all the year where they are tolerated. Boston Globe.

at a desk, or in a shop, or in an

were pioneers. One always spelled

working woman with a capital letter and by some she was regarded as a heroine, by others as a sort of nineteenth century amsson, or necessary eviL From the pulpit came the title for her of the "exiled queen;" tha newspapers cheered her, but society

looked somewhat dubiously upon her.

But pushed on by a noble duty, the little army of crusaders swelled to many, and in the college and factory,

in tlio printing office and bank, in tbe shop and commission-house, women

with families to support, with dear mothers and children dependent on them, or with lazy husbands and loutish

brothers, made their appearance.

Modest, and sensible, and faithful,

they sunk sex out-ol sight and became only workers in the world. They brought into the busy world no evil influences nor bad habits, and they became the fashion, the fad, of two winters ago. They were first pitied, then

endured, and then embraced, and the world at largo seemed disposed to re

gard them as a sort of peculiar species of heroines to be lionized, patronized, and enthused over.

Every woman wished for a profes

sion or a trade. Wives bought bread, as they had no time to bake biscuits or curl the baby's hair because they must go to the telegraph or telephonic class. Rich young ladies, who would not admit that it is better to spend than to

save, and that spending money may really be earning good and doing the task God allots,, fell to making fancy work for the exchange, and preserves for the confectioners, and yeast cakes for the grocer.

It was hardly safe to ask a young

woman if she would sing you a song in her own parlor for fear she would say:

"How much will you pay me? If my

song is worth hearing it is worth paying for." Every other person was

writing for the press for the maga

zines and editors North, South, East, and West were literally snowed under by darky sketches, and dialect stories,

and Creole novels, and gumbo ' ohan-

sons, written without any motive or any preparation, simply because it was - the fashion to be in some sort and in some way a sort of heroine in the world of

the workingwoman. Meanwhile the quiet school-teachers' and patient clerks, and the singers, and seamstresses, and writers went on working because they had to work, living brave, sweet cheerful lives; getting all they could out of life; being helped be each other, by the confidence of employers, the respect of the public, and feeling that the day would come when a woman might take naturally her place in the working world, and make no more stir than if she were any young man entering on the profession by which he hoped to support his family and take care of himself. And the day has come. There is nothing sensational in Eliza J. Nicholson managing a newspaper, in Mrs. P. Murray being a great cistern-builder, in Mrs. C. H. Young being a stove and oil merchant, in Mrs. Huye running a box factory, or Mrs. Carre building log cabins. Woman's work and woman's world are anywhere and everywhere that God and duty to her family and her neighbors may call her. The working world is better for the women who are in it. They have added honor to it, not taken honor from it The working woman has learned not to mistake her duty in life, nor to usurp the duty of others, nor to belittle the task that is really hers and the place that is really hers ; and having learned this, years of toil cannot crush her spirit, nor dull her ambition, nor debase her soul. Catharine Cole, in the New Orleans, Picay une,

5r Vs

FAILING FINANCIERS,

Wall Street Leader Go Down One by One What Causes Their Vail. Bank Presidents say mat 76 per cent of the men who go into buaiues, fall. The percentage is uiuoU larger among financial operators. Ninety-nine out of a hundred of tbe "Napoleons of I'liiancs" of Wall street end their career in failure. John Tobin, onoe President of the Hudson Biver Railroad, and worth i,)0,000, is now a (5 backet shop operator, lie gambled, lost money to John MoiTissoy, refused to nay, was reported to old Commodore VandsrbUt, and turned out of his Presidency. Henry Smith was a noted operator in Wall street, for a time very sucoeasiul, and accumulated a fortune of over 5,iHX),CKKi. He fought Jay Gould in numerous speculations, and once said: Til make Jay Gould earn his Ii ving with a band-organ and monkey." Wlion ho failed for S5.(XKi,000, Gould quietly remarked: "H might now try tbe hand-organ himself." John Pondir was once famous as the homliost, bat one of the most successful men of Wall street lie wa worth Sl.000,000, but has at laat joined the long procession of "the busted." These men aro said to loso their heads. They first lose, in the grinding processes of speculation, thoir physical stamina. Montal feeblonoss naturally follows. With physical weakness also comes luck of norve. A oloar head and nerve are essential reauisites to Wall

street success; with the primary organs out of gear, neither cau be retained. Derangement of the Udocys is a common result of montal overwork. Whenthoy fail to carry off the waste matter of tlio system, urio acid, that doadly poison accumulaws, and sneaks through all tho blood channels. The whole system becomes a sort of con pool and every function is impaired. Unless help is found, the 'general break-up" soon follows. Mr. E- Evans, President of tho Lumber Exchange Bank, of Toimwanda, N. Y., broke down in lHSi, and ran down in weight from IS! pounds to lati pounds. He rallied somewhat, but afterward became very low, with terrible paiu in the kidneys. Physicians could not hnln him lint he finiillv nriicured Warner's

safe euro, aud he writes! ""I was relieved of ! : i : i . : i. . .n. T 1. .1 I.

the first dose. I" began to improve rapidly, and am sbli improving and gaining in strength and weight"

u cue young -nanoieons 01 finance woiuu all" for fewer oorkiails, "put" an occasional

dollar into Warner's safe cure, and keep their

kidneys "at par, they would retain longer griii on WU street

ABSTEMIOUS HINDOOS. There is no abstemiousness in the world and no thrift like the thrift and abstemiousness of the average native of India. Almost alone among tho workingmen of the world, he has raiufld himself nearly above wants, has stripped himself of all the impediments of luxury. Millions of men in India, especially on the richer soils and in the river deltas, live, marry, and rear apparently healthy children upon an income which, even when the wife works, is rarely above 2 shillings a week, and frequently sinks to 18 pence. The Indian is enabled to do this not so much by the cheapness of food for, 'though

it is cheap, a European who ate the

same food would want five times tho

money merely to feed himself as by

a habit of living which makes him in'

dependent tof the ordinary cares of

mankind; He goes nearly without

clothes, gives his children none, and

dresses his wife in a long piece of the most wretched muslin. Neither he nor his wife pay tailor or milliner one shilling during their entire lives, nor do they ever purchase needles or thread, which indeed, it is contrary to a semi-religious

etiquette ever to use. The poorer peasant inhabits a hut containing a sinale covered room of the smallest size

with an earthen platform or two out

side it; and as he constructs and repairs his own dwelling he virtually pays no

rent, except for the culturable land.

He never touches alcohol or any substitute for it. There is an idea in En

gland that he eats opium or hemp; but

he, .as a rule, swallows neither firstly,

beoanse he regards them with as much moral antipathy as any English gentle

men, and secondly, because he could not by any possibility pay for articles which in India, as everywhere else, are exceedingly expensive. He eats abso

lutely no meat, nor any animal fat, nor any expensive grain like good wheat; but lives on millet or small rioe, a little milk, with the butter from the milk, and the vegetables he grows. Even of the-e he eats more sparingly than the poorest Tuscan. Onoe a quarter, perhaps, he will eat enough, during some festival, but as a rule he knows accurately what will sustain him, and would be enraged with the wife who oooks for him if she prepared more. He is assisted in this economy by a religious rule which we have never seen a Hindoo break, And which is undoubtedly like the rule against killing oxen, a survival from a military law or custom of the most remost antiquity.

Government of Children. There has been bo much said, both wise

ly and unwisely, in regard to the government and training of children, that it leads one to wonder why this advice is not pro

ductive of more good. It is a sad and melancholy faet that the harmony of many fai too many homos is spoiled by contentions and arguments aiising from the

method of governing children. I cannot

help but feel that the old-fashioned un

written law where children were taught obedience, and were taught it arbitrarily, if you will ia a law not to bo despised, or lifhtly overthrown. There are undoubtedly many parents who are unfit to govern or control their children, but we will assume there are few parents whose natural affection for their offspring will not keep them from using their authority to tbe detriment of the child. We should bear in mind I say we advisedly, as I am a parent that we are educating children to be men and women, to exeroiss judgment, to take their plaee in the business of life, as responsible beings; hence, while we should expect respectful obedience from them, it should be considered time not lost to explain to them why it is best that they should do things in a certain way. Teach them, aa far as it is possible, by example. Let them find yon consistent, truthful, responsible as to your promises, and, a very important item, punctuality. Let them understand early in life the natural consequences which can not be eseuped and follow directly the wrong doing. These things should not be stated excitedly, or in an "I told you so" manner, but quietly, consistently, and perhaps sorrowfully. Be sympathetic with your child, and let the obedience which

you exaot be born of love for you, and not

fear of your punishment, which the law and your superior physical strength gives you power to inflict. What I mean to emphasize is not let the punishment come direct from tbe rjarent. but be a natural

consequence, as far as it is possible. Let

not the bitter experiences come too late in life to be of any material benefit. There are few thugs a child capnot understand in regard to his own conduct if the parent wfll take the trouble to explain; and a child's love and respect cannot fail to be increased instead of the reverse, if the parent shows him why it is best for his wishes to be thwarted in the present that the returns of good in the future will be greater and a wise parent will let him experience some pain through bis persistency in wrong doing. He will then see that he was told to stop for bis own good, and not because his parent desired to command. We should not expect too much from the little active bodies and eager minds of our children and while mnoh is being done to harrass and worry an over tired and anx

ious mother, let us not see it all, or talk i

too mnoh and be sparing of our commands. A obild will cease to respect the words of a parent if he hears a constant repetition, and we must not forget that the ! more often a child errs through thoughtlessness rather than willfulness, make him feel that you are grieved, and sorrowful rather than angry, and above all, keep away from your obild, if yon cannot control your personal resentment. Beni. Franklin's advice if very angry, count one hundred before you speak is an excellent rule for parents. I feel like making a direct appeal to n. others, as our average American business uiun has little time to govern his children, and to the wise and loving mother we look to the future of our country for is it not in her power to direct the moral and responsible nature of tbe coming man and woman? Teach the little one not to fear his father's displeasure, bnt rather to fear -to grieve him. We are all, old and young alike, so amenable to love and kindness that we can seldom fhtl to touch the heart, If we wait until the anger has gone in both ourselves and the soul we are seeking to develop. FijOIiknoe Oartrr. Ancient Almond Trees. A gentleman of this city had occasion to visit the property of William Langhorst, aud on the premises found four of the larerest almond trees now known

to be growing in California. One of !

these trees measured fifty-eight inches in circumference at a point about two feet above the surface of the ground, was over thirty feet in height, of symmetrical proportions, and is what might be called a "right handsome tree." The remaining three measured from thirty to forty inches in circumference, and of proportionate height. A strange feature of these trees is that their age is unknown and that for ten years past thev have received no attention what

ever, not even having

Mny to Hell. Pbah Bf.li. : I'll writ you a shortlette To say I'm wonderfully better ; How mueh (but means om might to know. Who daw mo just one month ago -Tbln, nervous, frotful, while as chalk, Almost too weak to broiithe or talk ; Head throbbing, aa if fit for breaking, A weary, ever-present aching. But now life coins a dilTorent thing: I feel as glad as bird on w ing I I say, and fear no contradiction. That Pierce's Favorite. Pieseription Ia grand t Why, I'd have died without ltl Ma thinks Uioio'h no mistake about it It's driven all my ills away: Just come and see I Yours aver, Mar. California Forests. ' Not many States had originally as valuable forests as California. While wa lack tho hard woods of tho East, we have other timber of greater value. The natural facilities for preservation of timber here are excelled. We might, by proper foresting, have preserved the original acreage, in on-coming timber of the valuable varieties, of which California has a natural monopoly. Whenever we save a tree from wanton destruction, we are preserving also the

climatic characteristics which draw the world's attention to California. We need a federal forestry law, supple

mented by tho Keenest of btate supervision. Other States are ahead of us

in re-forestiug, while they are abreast

of our negligence in preserving the

forests which they found grown. Like

us, they have fallen upon the timber

as if it were a public enemy, and unlike us thev have learned to plant a

sapling when they fell a tree. We are

not without the light of experience on

the subject Older countries are pain

fully repairing the results of wholesale

forest destruction, and their processes

are not patented. Alta Valifomian, CousrliH mid Hoarseness. The ir

ritation which inducts couching immediately rolioved by usj of "Jiromns Bronchial

Troche. Sold only in boxes. Fish in the Sea of Galilee.

It has been discovered that the fish of the Sea of Galilee belong to the fish system of the great inland lakes of Africa, and the inference is that aces ago lake communication existed

between Gennesareth and Tanganyika,

the Red Sea then a fresh-water lake being a link between them. One

thine is even more certain than this,

savs a correspondent that the fish

represented in Knphael's famous car

toon of the "Miraculous Draught of Fishes" are not and never were to be

found in the Sea of Galilee. London

Exchange.

Why Bobby Refused.

Minister -And so the little boys

asked you to play marbles on Sunday, Bobby, and you refused? Bobby Yes, sir.

: inister Now tell me why it was,

Bobby, that you refused r

Bobby 'Cause they wouldn't play

for keeps. Aeto lorK bun. Could Not Spoil.

"Well, Johnny, why did you stay in

school so long I

"I was spell-bound by the teacher's

address."

"And what did he say to you which

affected you so much? "He asked me to spell acephalous,

It is well to be on with the new lore be

fore the old throws you over. Life. What a Dunce!

I suffered with fever, hot bead and foul breath, With stomach disordered -was sick unto death. I lioro it a week surely I was a dunco

Then I took a few "Pellets" they cored me at

onoe. What a dunce, indeed, to nesleet suoh

remedv and suffer a week, when quick relief could have been found in Dr. Pierco's Pleasant

Purgative Pellets

Absesic-eating prodaces clear, white

tombstones Hartford Poat. Delicate Children, Nursing Mothers, Overworked Men, and for all diseases where the tissues are wasting away from the inability to digest ordinary food, or from overwork of the brain or body, all such should take Koott'.t Emulsion of Puro Cod Lwer Oil with Hypophosphites. "I used the Emulsion on a lady who was deiieate and threatened with Bronchitis It put her in such good health and flesh that I nmit say it is the best Emulsion I ever used." I P. Wacdell, JL D., Hugh's Mills, S. C. Speaking about alacrUy, you should observe a clerk tack up su early-closing notice on a store door. lioaton Globe. Old pill boxes are xpread over the land by the thousands after having been emptied by suffering immunity. W hat a mass of sicken

ing, disgustms medicine tho poor stomach has to contend w tu. Too mnoh strong medicine. Prickly Ash Bitters ia rapidly taking tho place of. all this class of drugs, and curing all the ills arising from a disordered condition of the liver, kindeys, stomach and bowels. A JOKEB tells of a capitalist so timid that he will not lot well enough a loan withcut good security. Straighten vour old boots and shoes with Lyon's Heel Stlffouers, and wear them again.

If vouTtiavo catarrh, use the surest remedy

Dr. Sago's.

"Is he

A totjng lady's first question is:

married?" .

Catarrh Cured. A oleriryman. after yoars of suffering from

that loathsome disease, Catarrh, and vainly trying every known remedy, at last found a prescription which completely cured and saved him from death. Any sufferer from this dreadful disease sending a self-addressed stamped envolopo to Prof. J. A, Lawrence, 813

East nil itn street, Jew ion, via r w uo recipe iroo of charge.

Consumption Mnrely OuraU To the Rditor : -Pleaiio inform your reader

that I have a positive remedy for the ahovenumed disease. By its timely use thousandaof honoloss cases bave been permanently oared, I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy prkk to nn v of vour readers who have conaumo-

tion if they will send mo their Express anil

J?, u. auoresg. nesprcuiuiy,

T. A. 8I.OCUM. 11. c. isi reari at, . i.

The best and surest Beawdyfbr Cmie of I

all diseases caused by any denmgeaaeatefl

tbe liver, Kidneys, Stoane and Bowels.

Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, CoasHpettoa,, Bilious Complaints and Malaria of all kinds yidd readily to the beaBBeest tataeaceof

msm

It Is pleasant to the taste, tones op the

system, restores and preserves health.

It Is purely Vegetable, and cannot fall to

prove heneflcial, both to eld and young,

As a Blood Purifier it Is superior to all

others. Sold everywhere at S1.00 B bottle.

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KIPPER'S Mill

A. SURE CURE FOR

INDIOEvSTION and DYSPEPSIA.

Over 5.000 Phyriiciana have sent us their approval of D1GESTYLT N, saying that it is the bent preparation for Indlgehtiou that they have ever used. W havo uavor heard of a case of Dyspepsia wftera

Dili icy l i ljjs wan taken mat was not curoa. FOR CHOLERA INFANTUM.

EC WIIX CURE THE MOST AGGRAVATED CASES. rr will stop vomiting in mibhiangy.

11 W11.1. Kl!a.LVU lAJ.MJjirAXlUM. For Summer Complaints and Chronic Diarrhea, which are the direct results of Imperfect digestion, D1QKSTYLIN will effect an lmmedints cure. Take DUiEfjTYLIfi tor oil pains and disorders ol the stomoh ; they all come from indurestion. Ask j-our druggist for DIGESTYJJN (pnee 1 per large bottlel. If he does not have it, send one dollar t as nnd we will send s bottla to yon. express prepaid. Do not hesitate to roud your money. Our uouaa Is reliable. Established twenty-five yean. WM. F. KIOOEIt St CO., HannXactoriac Cbemiats, 83 Jolm St., a. X,

w icini of bom

dMht. ornntH

scrofula and syphilitic disorders, use Db. Gtjtsott's Ykliast Dock

and Sabsapaeiu-a. Tfctw.iiflva bottles cure Skin Diseases, SaltKhenmorTettejr. Four to ten bo ties cure Eunning Sores, Ulcers, Scrofula and Svphjlitic Diseases. One to three botties cure Sores Boils, Carbuncles, Pimples on the Face, Itchy Sensations, etc It is the ' most reliable blood deansing and system strengthening compound that can be made from thorough knowledge of.Ahe medicia value of various roots and herbs, and la truly Nature's remedy. It..is ij "variably recoinmended-) elsata ' by all who haye eyefegiven It a trial, and the sale of over amilaea bottles yearly is altogether due to its healing virtae and boo4inai lag power. v . - V

r essential as an auxiliary in restoring a consumptive to health, but a remedy that will strengthen and heal the lungs, and sooth irritation of tiie bronchial tubes, sad check the tendency to cough is also necessary. Such a remedy is-On. WUtar't Baham of IrWCJSerry. Is is the only sensible, rational Cough. Preparation that can be prescribed, , and its timely use has saved many from premature graves.

NEW

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Fill Your Own Teeth with Silver. ror!.00 vro Kill send, postpaid, instruments, full fractions, and material to fill an teeth. Easily dona, Address QC1NI X DENTAL CO.. 11a Adams St., Chicago, III.

Purify the Blood. We do not claim that Hood's Sanaparllla Is the only medicine deserving public confidence, bat we believe that to purify the blood, to restore and renovate the whole system, it is absolutely nnaqualied. The influence of the blood upon tha health cannot be overestimated. If it he comes contaminated, tha train of consequences by which the health Is undermined Is immeasurable. Loss of Appetite, Low Spirits, Headache, Dyspepsia, Debility, Nervousness and other " little (?) ailments" are the premonition of more serious and often fatal results. Try Hood's Sarsaparilla Bold by all druggists. $1 ; six for SB. Made only by C. I. HOOD & (X)., Lowell, Mass. IOO D'oseti One Dollar STEKETEE'S

DryBittersl

Make your own Bitters

Why para Dollar for a bottleof Stomach Bitters,

containing- more poor whisicey wan r, what, rJi. on.treltrnrtrt will Snd VOtl hV

4 oz. lmckaa-eof ROOTS. HERBS and BERRIES,

wuichwill raakeONB GALLON of the MstTONlO anyone ever used. The use of this Tonle has cured INDIGESTION, DYSPEPSIA, FEVER and AGUE; aa an appetizer none better: acts on the Vj.t.wi. dnl .diiHi-al HAhilttv And piVPS Tone tO

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xne proprietor, upon ueiug asssu uuw , 1, equal onS dozen bottles of ordinary Bitmany nuts he gathered from the largest i Srs sold at One Dollar per bottle. Full direct!tree, indifferently replied : "Ob, three ; -gffi Mi?

gist does not keep them on sale, then send to the

unaersieneu. 1 win sena one pauaaKe w wew

ii or oo v.

t i i l .. n rpi,

or luur uariey inn a jcm.

nnt is of the paper-shell variety and exceedingly pleasant to the taste. ioi (Cat) Sentinel

Six years ago to be a workingwoman in New Orleans was not exactly tbe

thing.

row world, and women who stepped beyond the sweet security of their homes and bravely placed themselves

"Do you mean to tell me, "she asked, "that yon are deliberately going to shoot little birds and timid, inoffensive animals?" "No. ma'am." he replied.

The woman's world was a nar- . "I will not go as far as to say that, if

I have my usual lnck I shall shoot nothing but my gun," Harper's Baxaar.

A PROMINENT FARMER,

Living- Hear Cambridge City, Ind., Calls on M. BI. Calloway and Makes tbe Following Important Statement. I have been afflictod with rheumatism for 33 years, during which period bave been conlined to my bed three weeks at a time so helpless that 1 could move neither hand nor foot, Noticing an advertisement in tho Tribune tor Hibbard's lUieumatic Syrup, sold by M. M. Calloway, I procurod a bottle, and after taking three doses of the medieino, noticed a market! improvement Am now on ray second bottle, and feel as well as ever in my life. Having had no return of the disease, I can recommend this medicine to all sufferers from rheumatism or other blood or kidney troubles SaKUEL H. ItBPIiOQXfB.

rirMbt within tha IT. R on recelnt of 250. U. 8,

Dostaire stamns taken in payment. Two pack

ages SOe., and a trial bottle of 8TKKETEE'S NEURALGIA PROPS included. Address, OEO. a. STEKETEE, Grand Rapids, MIoh, Use STEKETEE'S PIN WORM DK8TBOMB, sure cure. Price SB cents.

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