Bloomington Progress, Volume 19, Number 45, Bloomington, Monroe County, 6 January 1886 — Page 4

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SolW Unify Trains (each way)' between CINCINNATI AND ST. LOVI8. SolM Daily Train (each way) between CINCINNATI AND LOUISVILLE. Solid Dailv Trains (each way) between ST. LOWS AND LOUISVILLE.

Gossip About Matters in

Which the Dear Creatures are Interested.

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Chmge f

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Itrtt Class, Second Clan and Emigrant Passengers, all tarried on Fast Expraa Trains, commuting of Palace Sleeping Cart, ilegtint Parlor Qoaekn and comfortable Day Coaches, all Turning THROUGH WITHOUT CHANGE. Only 10 Honrs Time Between Cincinnati and St. Lome, or t Louie and LouisoiUe. But Four Hours HtF'Between Cincinnati and Lottitvill.

The Ohio MIlsKlpt B'way is the ante Line between

. IiOis and Cimetsinati

Under one management, funning all its train thrown "SOLID." and in conse

quence is the only recognized first clase route between those cities, its

&uv Grade. Its Splendid Moth

tamer, Steel Rails, Straight Track, and Solid Road Bed

Enable (he O. A M. to make raster aver

age time than any other Western Bond. Ask for Tickets viaO. &M. K'y T 8

Tor sale by Agents of connecting lines

East, West, aortn ana oouin. W. W. PEABODT, President an Gen. sTst W. & SHATTUC, Gen. Pass. AfU CIS CINNATI, OHIO.

BVSKBtK A DUNCAN, Attorneys, 0 floe in Hew Corner Building, p-

stairs. Will practice in all courts ot tho Bute. Special attention giTen to Probate business, anu to collection and prompt re.

mittanoe of all claims.

-r nnrtBN MIERS. Attorneys. Office

1 A w-r First National Bank. All bust

f a toal nature eivea careful atten

tion in all courts. Keal estate Titles care

fully examined by aid ol iiouden s adstract. A specialty made of the colhsc-;.,-.(.miiiBiim nf claims of all kinds.

MW " - " " "KVLKTt PITMAN. Attorney, will

rant rn in th various courts. Bspe-

i.l attentinn riven to collections, and to

nrobate business. Office, Fee's corner, op-

sosite the Proeresf Office.

KOitERS t BENI.BT, Attorneys and Collectors. Office In Mayor's Office building. Special attention given to settling decedents' estates, and to all kinds of

Drobate business. Also, aDstracung.

fJJAST & EAST, Attorneys, at Law, Fi Kinnminirtan. Ind. Office, in Wal-

rliii'i Block, north side sQuare. Probate

business and collections given prompt attenion. Will practice in courts ot all inn countiw. Business solicited. "WaMES F. MORGAN, Attorney, OrBee, J West Side Block, uo-stans. To thv probata and collection business be will give special and particular attention. Business attended to in courts of surrounding counties.

vrr u. T.I A MS MILLEN Attorney.

W Office five doors south of Hunter's I

THE FAIR SEX.

SEASONED WITH A LITTLE WIT.

Men

and Their CuriositiesHow to Man0ft m Husband A Self -Sacrificing Sex, Etc.

Song.

O, I would I had a lover 1 Alsvert aloverl O, I would I bad a lover With a twinkering guitar. To come beneath my casement Bulging: "There is nona above hat, While I. leaning, set mod to hover lathe (Cent of his cigar! Then at morn I'd want to meet hiia To meet him 1 to meet him I O, at morn I'd want to meet Mm, When the mlt was in the sky. And the dew along the path I went To casually greet him, And to cavalierly treat Lino, And to regret It by-and-by. And I'd want to meet bis brotherHie brother t his brother 1 O, rd want to meet hi brother At the german or the play, To pin a rose on bia.lapel And lightly press the other, And love him like a mother While lie thought the other war. O, M pitilessly test him ; And teat him 1 and test html O, rd pitilessly test him Far beyond his own control; And every tantalizing lure With which I could arrest him, r ofloosen to molest him. Till I tried bis very souL Bat, ab, when I relented I Belented, relented 1 But, 0, when I relented When tho stars were blurred a d dim.

And the moon above, with crescent grace.

Looked off as I repented, And with rapture half demented, All my heart wait out to him I

Exehango, -

A Seedlee Snggeetion.

Needles were in-rented by a man, but for long time were little need, says a

hi.inrian We sUDSOse ne made tne

awea about as big as a teacup. Phila

delphia Call The Household Terror. i

Enfant Terrible (who is spending tho afternoon at the Smiths), "My mother

says she'd like to look like yon, Mrs

Smith."

Mrs. 8. (who is extremely plain, but

not entirely aware of it) "Like me.my

tear? I take that as a ccmplunent.

indeed, from so very pretty lady as your mamma. You're quite sure it was W Johnny, that she meant?" Johnny (accepting another cruller) "Oh, yea'm. She said that if she could hawe your health and strength, she believed she'd lief look just as you do." Harper's Bazar. Men met Zfteir Curiosity.

martyrdom. The same qnaltty of selfabnegation explains why it is ths.t

pretty girls olten marry ugly men. I

heard it soul the other clay, quite ro-

proachfully, that whenever there wai a

marital union of repugnant persons, oa of whites with lilaoks.of Caucasians with

Mongolians, and tho like, the partner who makes the sacrifice of instinct :';s the woman. Of course that is going

down to a low level of refinement and

intelligence, but nevertheless it illus

trates the point I am making the.t women are ever deferring to circumstances in a manner that men won't.

Ten girls wed old men, where one young chap husbands a venerable matron. A debt of gratitude is owed to

woman in this particular, honestly, and truly. Speaking of aged bridegrooms, one of them took his youthful bride to

Knrnnm's show. She was 80 sweet ill

her manner, and so bridal in her traveling costume, that no one could fail to seo she was right from the sacrificial

altar. Tho pair stopped in front of the

snnke-ebarnier, Nula Damajante, ai

East Indian woman, who let some py

thons crawl and writhe around her bare neck and arms most horribly, Nalais a bright, intelligent tourist, speaking English with a funny French accent, and liable at any time to say

humorous things. Above all, she resents the imputation that the snakes are nasty reptiles, which no sensitive person could bear to handle. Well, the bride shivered at tho sight, clung to the arm of her husband, and exclaimed :

"How can she bear to touch 'em?" "Ivould rather do vis," said Nala,

spitefully, as she coiled a snake fondly

around her waist and patted its mao

ous head, "zan haf ze olthoosband.

Small latk.

Do a general collection

and nmbate business. Will

eorner, up-staire.

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Will nraetioa in

cooru of adjoining counties.

Jt. WORRALL, Attorney. Office in New Block, up-stairs, over Mw

rvila Jk Co 'a. Will nractice :a all tat

ou.-'s. Special attention given to Pension Claims and probate business. RA. FULK. Attorney. Office in At- . ten j- McNarys new Mock, up-stairs

over corner room, special actencion '

"In my xoom,'' relates MV. Joly, the

Canadian liberal, who was t'tie guest of I the Duke of Westminster, "was a curious old-fashioned Swiss clock. Below

it was a printed notice : 'Please do not touch.' The longer I looked at the aloek, the more I wondered at the rea

son for the strange reqaest Hext day 1 1 ventured to ask my hostess the reason

be given to probate business, and to the I or the prohibition.

prompt collection of claims.

TflHJ OR ARAM, attorney, teal es-j

) tate and insurance agent, abstracter of titles, and claim collector. Office upstair, ove- corner room in the Allen f AfeNary Block. Business solicited.

ABE VOIT S01I WEST? To those who contemplate a trip to the Vfesx or Northwest this coming spring, we desire to suggest the advisability of making some inquiry as to the route they should take. In this connection we wish to call

the attention of those interested to the real inducements ottered by the Direct VaxDAI.IA LlXK in the way of quick time, prompt connections and unequsied facilities for the cafe and comfortable transportation of passengers of all classes. By tins route you are earned over the safest and best Railroad in the West Ten art) landed in Union Depots and escaps all annoying Omnibus transfers. Yon can purchase ticketo and have your baggage checked " through to destination, avoiding all vexations while en rout,:. If you are going tc travel it is to yooxaorraa.tage to secure the best, and if yoo are ticketed via the Yakoaua Short Lots you are sure to get it. Residents of Bloomington and vicinity desiring to vifut Indianapolis will find the VASDAiita Bouts via Greencsstte Junction the safest, the quickest, and the best. - Application for rates of fare, time tables, etc, should be made to the nearest Ticket Agent or to H. B. DEBING, Assistant General Passenger Agent, . Ikbiabapous, Istd. t 1

Tob are about the twentieth gen

tleman who has pat the same question, and I find that you are just like the

rest of your sex. Women are said to be proverbially curious. That label was put there to test the extent of the same weakness in men, and my experi-

that men are just as curious as

I keep a list of all the gentle-

who ask me the same question you

have just put, and 1 find there is only

Home rulers women. Helen of Troy was the first womait who wanted to go to Paris and leave her husband at home.

That was a very consoientiouit humorist who broke off an engagement because his girl had chestnut hair. A poet says, "Woman is the Sunday of man." He probably had Eve in hiii mind, as she was the beginning of tho weak. "Is the spermaceti whale the teeth are fixed to the gum." We hava noticed the same thing in Vassar girls. Graphic. The condor of the Andes is said to kill its prey with its bill, and the milliners are trying the same game on th

married men.

The giraffe has never been known to

utter a sound. In this respect it resembles a young lady in a street-car

when a gentleman gives her his seat.

"Why does a hen cackle?" asks aa

inquisitive exchange. We have never read up on this subject, but always

supposed the sex of tho bird mignt ac

count for it.

"Does our constant chatter disturb

yon?" asked a lady of a feJlow passen-

on a tram going west, -jno

ma'am; I have been married nigh onto

thirty years."

"Will the coming man bo happier

asks a writer. It depends to a great

extent upon whether his wife has got

tired and gone to sleep or is still waiting up for him.

In Patagonia they fine a man two

goats for killing his wife. The law

is very strict on the subject, too, ana if the fine isn't promptly paid he is compelled to marry again. Tht

makes him hustle around for tne go.t Ton say, when I kissed you, yon are euro I mi st quite Have forgotten myself. So I did ; you are right. No, Vm aot snch as ogotist. denr, it is true, Ag to think of myself when I'm looking at you.

Why Jews Lite so Long, The Nm England Medical Monthly comments very favorably on tbe proverbially long- and healthful lives of tho Jews. Dr. Plckard holds that this su periorlty is due to tluir striiuoiu health laws. The Mosaic, liko the older Kyypllan code, in very stringent 10garding tho calinr of Host! and other articles of food. Of tho animals oxamined. a larso nromirtiott aro always condemned as

mint for food, l'eoplo who eat meat in.liscriminatoly aro very prono to disorders 1 of the Mood and of tho kidiio. s, for meat is composed or nitrogen, which tuo kidneys have to remove from the Mood, and tif couro they cannot do this successlully except by the aid of Warner's safe cure, the best kidney strongthonor, unless, it is icniperaicly partaken of and only tho very I est meat is usou. Jews also upo alcoholic liquors very sparingly, and thus keep up good digestion, and ihcn again they are n holiday-loving and Babbath-observiug dasgWfoHfr-fceepsr. - Safe at Last. What is a newspaper office without ft safe ? It is nothing but a flimsy excuse for a jourr.nl istio establishment. Wo have just procured a safe that took a mlink tliin'a rrnw to coax it upstairs.

The man who bossed the job requested us to get behind and push, so as to save the strain on the ropes and pulleys. We haven't much confidence in pulleys, and we remember of seeing a fallow catch hold of s rope with his neck and break it When we are going to have a race down stairs with a safe, we propote to give the safe a few lengths tho start If we are to go ahead in a race witfc a safe, we want the safe to be going up hill instead of down. If a fiafe ever gets the upper l..w1 follnw nurl aila dOWU On him.

uuuu " - ' it might not conclude to get up when

ho cried, "enough r The stout iron chest now sits at one nd of the sanctum and looks dignified

and grand. The agent told us the com

bination before it was orougni up. Wa anent the first three days turning

!. Vnoh backwards and forwards to

tb fln-nres. but she would not let ua in

inallvthe asrent happened around,

and the door opened as soon as it saw

him coming.

A safe gives an office an air of responsibility. When a stranger enters, wa tAll him to iust lav his hat on tho

safe. This assists him in seeing the safe. The agents reepmmended the safe as being fire-proof. As toon as the weather gets cool enough, we will start a lire in it and soe if it will stand

the racket If it is 1 really a nre-prooi

safe, we mav conclude to use it for a

ntnvA.

We had not thought, till a short time

mrn what we should keep in tne saie.

We do not wish to bulge its sides out and strain it by stuffing it with our Soma neoDle keen their coal

in snch places. This might be a good

,!. far wa can save fuel, and keep

the bovs cheerful on cold days by

uiino thrtm ws cannot eet at the coal.

an' va have fonrot the combination.

Thors'a an iden that's worth. $10,

When a man comes up witn a out, we shall say, "Certainly just as well pay U nn on nnv time." jl'lieU W6 Will

"'Indeed,' I replied, 'ard may I be

mrmitted to ask who he was?"

" He was Mr. Fawcett, the late Postmaster General, and he, poor man, was

blind.''---New Tork Star.

ORCHARD HOUSE!

Bam to Manage a Ilutband.

Nine men out of ten are manageable if yon go the right way i.bout it and one greet point is to act after marriage

just as yon did before. Argument and contradiction ere vital enemies to married peace. Should yon wish for anything particularly, don't insist upon it

after refusal Some women are persistent and ask: "Why may I not? Why don't yon do as I ask yon? And

irritate the man. Bather bide your time, and make an extra good dinner of his favorite dishes, pnt a bow on of

the color he likes, make home and

yourself sweeter than ever.. You'll get it sure, even if you have to wait Also, when yon wish him to do any particular thing which you know will

be for his good, for heavens sake do not say: "Do it" Bather drop a hint

that you think so and so would be a good thing to da Get hun interested, and then let the subject drop. I ven

ture to say that in a short time that man will do precisely as you wished;

ne will never permit yon to think that

be has traded the least an your com

mon sense. San FranoUco News Letter. A Helf-Hacripcinv Sex. Look here, now, writes Clara Belle, considering the question reasonably.

musn't yon admit that a great deal is expected of woman in the way of moulding herself to circumstances? If her sweetheart be crochety, jealous, .. h a), a mnat aliAWh HoTRfil F to lllfl

Chicaero and Louisville, peculiarities of temper. 1 f her husband

Connecting closelT with the night and day trains 1 be cracky in his ideas of conjugal

eat of Chicago oo the Great Through Irans: Jjinea West and Northwest, and with the morning and woiog through trains oat of Louisville on the Grtiat Eontbern and Southwestern Lines. This Popular Bouts now runs tbe most comfortable ooaehes and Parlor Cars on day trains, sod Pullman Sleepers on night trains, and has on!y one change ot ears to all the principal towns aaf e ties in tfie North. Sooth. East, or West.

Sell Through Tickets over all the various crossing and connecting railroad lines, and check baggmntnrongh to passengers' destination, avoiding tbe disasreaeble annovaoees of mehMking. tbe

dmreta miaaimr direct connections, and tbe ex-

8. M. Orchard ft Baa PROPRIETORS.

OapasdtetawBepst,

Minill:.ill.M

vH ksstwu wiswCg'

Twe Deity Fast Express Trains in Each

i neiwcea

pease and worry of tiresome lay-over ou the Jonr-

Ixnr-rate, Land Explorers', and roncd-teto Winter aad Bummer Tourist' Exsuwion Tickets on sale in their respective seasons. Will eheerfully give travelers full taftwmatton is regard to the best connections, the fewest and easiest changes, and the most eotnlortable and pleas nt route; and will furnish BaUroad Hap, Time-Tables and folders, containing iniichnaefulinfoxniatkKt to travelers, on application to WM. S. BALDWIN, C ARTER PEKKINO, Oen. Fas. Agent, Station Pass. Agent, Chicago, nl. Blooniington Ind.

Resident Dentist.

Dr. J. W.

CRm.N.

Office in the Jew Block, up-stairs, over 9009 Seek Stom 4U work warranted.

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licity, she must not try to remove the rough edges, but must somehow dispose herself as comfortably as may be

around them. And now comes a simi-: bur requirement in bodices. The newest costumes imported f torn Paris, as a rule, have very long waists And highshouldered effects. O, it doesn't matter that one has for several seasons worn corsets that fit her easily. The requirement is now likely to be that

she shall extend the girtng oi tnat article downward until it cuts her hips

awfully, in order to forco a length of waist contrary to what nature has given to her; that she shall, also, in obedienoo to a command of high shoulders, suffer the tortnres of armholes that cut her on the under sides and restricts tbe articulation of her shoulder

whits. It is. of course, true that most ,

women can go to a greater lengtn man man in the displacement of adipose tissue, so as to change form to suit the fashion, while the 'few who are too scrawny to thus actually remodel their bodies may seem to do so by means of artificiality. NeWfctieless, my sis. fees ought to gt the credit of their

QUARK SXOKIES. "One peculiarity of the shark," said the Captain, "is that he never will swallow a negro. White men and most anything else he readily devours, but a colored man never. There's an eld tradition among seamen about maneating sharks. When one has been killed the sailors look in his belly i'or

gold watches and' other valuables. You see the shark swallows anything which

comes in his way, and we used to find all sorts of things in his maw. Once on board a steamer the crew had been killing beef, and threw overboard a hide and horns. Not long after they caught a shark, and sure enough they found that he had tried to swallow the refuse. He got the hide part way down, but couldn't get away with the horns.

There was a scientific man ou board, and he thought he had disooverec'l a

new species of shark with horns. "I remember once when I was .mate on a ship from Calcutta. We were becalmed, and I saw a shark snoozing aronnd the ship, so I slung over a line

and hook with three or four pounds of pork on it The beast didn't appear to be hungry and wouldn't bite, so I gave it up and went below. While I was down in my room the Captain sent word from the pop deck that the shark was close by the hook which I had left nvarrioard. I nicked un my rifle and

went on deck. The fish was over twelve feet long, and was making for

the hook when I fired right into his mouth. He gave a flop over on his side

and never moved a muscle. We lowered a boat, threw a painter around him, and hauled him in. The boys cut

him open, and instead of gold watcsnes they found a lot of young sharks the big one was a she shark, you see and I ordered the youngsters to be counted and thrown into a barrel. Well, sir, that barrel was ehuok full of man eaters about ten inches long, and there were just seventy-one in all. That's a fact, and I can show you in my log book

the exact latitude and longitude wuere we killed the old one. The boys tried em and eat 'em, and found 'em piretty good, too. I saved out one, put him in alcohol, and gave him to the Gentlemen Anglers' Sooiety."iVeifl Haven News.

it now as any time. Alien we wm rush up to the safe, turn the knob quitlv una wav and then the other. We

i,ll mntter. "J$v Jinks! This

strange." Then we will turn the knob

fmntiflallw. When we tell the man

-it.h n thoronn-htv disappointed look,

that we are sorry, but we have lost the nomination, the fellow will go out

laughing, and tell, as a joke, that we couidn't get into our sate. Oh. there is no doubt but that the

safe will be a handy thing. It will always look well, and if we arepmihed in our efforts to make it useful, we can fill it with exchanges, and keep the paste and other perisbable articles in it. No -rat will eat up paste when it is locked in a safe. We wish to caution all persons against fooling with onr sate, or they may gel their fingers pinched in the

heavy doorB. Aurora tstaae. A King's Kiss. Sometimes Edward IV. applied, personally, to the rich for aid; someties by letters, and sometimes by means of commissiouern, in the manner used m former times for the tallages on the

tenants of demesne. The first method is amusingly illustrated in the case of the benevolent widow of the wellknown story. Edward, one of the handsomest men of the age until worn out by debauchery, waa moreover a particular favorite with the ladies; and this rich widow, when he asked her for a benevolence, gave him '20 down at once, saying: "By my troth, for thy lovely countenance thou shalt have even 20." The king, who had "looked

for scarce half that sum, tnansea ner, and lovingly kissed her," gaining her heart and purse, for she doubled the Ks,vnisni nariner another 20, either

"because she esteemed the kiss of a Wnir on nreeious a iewel," or "because

1,a AaMtnr nf bis breath did 80 comfort

her stomach." Dowell's History of

Taxation.

Laconic patient to physician: ( aught cold. Physician: Take Red Star Cough Cure; no morphia, no poisons. Only twon-ly-iive cents. St. Jacobs Oil cures pain. The Centipede. The name centipede is given by naturalists only to tho genus soolopendra, in the class myriapoda. Tho name, however, is popularly given to other genera of tho mynapoda, which

resemble the true centipede m tueir appearance, with articulated bodies

and numerous legs, out uurer irum

beiug nearly or quite harmless.

These creatures are not ranked m the

order of insects, but In that of crustaceans. The ccutipedd has a long, slen1 der, flattened body, divided into twenty-

One segments, eacn covereu wivu horny plate and having a pair of legs. It has eight eyes, four on each side of its head, and a pair of long antonnse,

or feelers, each having fourteen joints. Centipedes move very rapidly in an undulating manner; they can walk

backwards also, using only tneir ioui bind legs, which in ordiuary progression are dragged after them. They

fond nnon insects which they pursue

into their lurking places, killing them

Wll,li tUfir unci Ul DHiUK uw "0 them. The centipedes have on each

side of their horny jaws a pair of pro

jecting spines, apparently traustormeu legs, sharp and hooked at the end; these exude from a minute puncture near the end, a venomous fluid which

rentiers tueir one quiomv n in sects, and, in tho case of the larger species, painful and often dangerous to tbe larger animals and to man. The centicede of tropical America 3. mor-

. - . - -1 A

sitans IS Olten irom nine incuea w u.

foot in length. The centipede of the j

south of Europe--s. cinguiata is

nearly as large, but its bite does not

seem to be equally venomous; very large species are also found in Asia,

Africa, and tne inaian Arcuipeiago. Though these creatures are regarded as poisonous, the sore caused by their bite can be readily healed, and instances of death therefrom are now be

lieved to be, almost without exception,

principally the result ol tngnt. xne best application, when bitten by a oentinede. is a stronir solution of the car

bonate of ammonia, or of soda. Simple

salt and water will also give reiiet.

The smaller creatures, known uuaer the common name of centipede in the

western States, are of allied geneia to

the true centipede, but comparatively harmless. They exist in great numbers, and copceal themselves under stones, fallen trees and other nooks away from the light. They are known to naturalists under several different names of many syllables, but their differences would never be known by an unscientific observer. infer Ocean. .Hail's inhumanity to woman makes countless thousands mourn, would ne an applicable rendering ot Pope's lino, in view of the Indignities she has suffered and pains undergone at tho hands or uuskllled physicians and quacks. Naturally modest, she sutlers on until forced toe insult a physician regarding some female difficulty whi- a she well knows is sapping her strength Ail this embarrassment can b? avoided and a cure ouected by purchasing Dr. Pierce's 'Favorite Proscription" of your drugulst. and takiug as directed. Prioe reduced to one dollar.

a Pitiful sight. What sadder sight can bo imagined thafj that of a noble man, whom tho world can ill aflord to spare, eiriokon down In the prime of a usoiul life by eo .sumption. Thousands aro vearly lll.lng consumptives' graves who might bo caved by tho timely uso o!.' Dr. Piercc'B (loklm Medical Discovery," which is a positive euro for (Onsumption In its curly Biams. It is tho best altorativo and peotornl in tho world. All druggists. What did you say your Mend Is, Tommy?" "A taxid-rmist." "What's that'r" "Why, he's a sort of nniraal upholsterer." Ever one is perfc-tly satisfied who uses Buckingham's Dye for tho Whiskers. Ai.TiiPl'mt cremation rolatos to dead subjb, t. It Is one of tbe live questions of tho aae. Meksjiah'8 Peptonized 6eep TonIc, the only iircjiaratinn of beef containing its entire nutritions properties. It contains blood-making, forco-f;eiteiating and life-siistaining prop

erties; iualui lo lor lIKUgesiiailj ujajxivmm, nervous prostration, and all forms or general

aoimltv: aipo in euieemeu comuuuun.

the real

overwork, or acute disease, particularly if ro-

Confidential advice, to cither sox, on delicate diseases. Book 10 cents in stamps. Address, World's l.iepon-ary Modical Assofciatlortj 6ftl Main St., imaalo, K. Y. Cas ttaj connection bo shown between the day rate oi gold and the" nitrate of sliver? 'I'lie disagreoablo operation of forcing liquids Into tho head and tho uso of excitiug? enulls aro being stiperso led by Ely's Cream isalni. a cure for Catarrh, Colds in iho I load and Hay l ever. It is a safe and pleasant remedy, notour easily applied with tho finger. It is curia? cases which have dolled the doetors. Price 5m centi at druggists; COeonts by - nil. Flv Urns., tin-ego, N. V.

THE GREAT

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sulting from pulmonary complaints. Csswoll,

iiazzaru Co., proprietors, -ew ioik. oom

ny druggiBtH.

The habit of mendacity is so universal that sometimes truth lies at tho bottom of a well. 'U'Jso rsilt of a6 years' Catarrh: The bridge or division of my nose was about half gone: I o'. tainel a bottle ot Ely's Crra-.n I aim have use 1 lout l oitles, applying it to iho affected parts with a swab, which has about euroduptuonoitriis. I had previously tried all other remedies on t io ranrSet. J. A. Wood, 1'0 S. High street, Columbus, Ohio. Mas. IViuonT, an aged lady of seven!, Urine a few miles from here, who suffered with ..I,.,,,.,,,. nam for fifteen years, was entirely

...o,...,.i r nil l.n.- iMin hv tiireo or four bottles

of AthhmhoroH. W. D. 'Murphy, S10 Yandes

St., Indianapolis, Ind.

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AND ONE TSAS'S MEMBERSHIP to the UIWOUT 8WslKlf. ASSOtlATIO. Sow is the time to subscribe forBIE CHICAGO LEDOER, the only ftrstclsss Storr PSper In the West. Every yearlr s .iharrioer received belare March I will bo prent( .1 with i certiflcate of membenfh p to the UNION SUPPLY ASSOCIATION, of Ch cjgd, through w, kh groat saving can he made In pa riislni! goods f aisy nam or nature. THt tine .MM LEDGER cwni a limited number of momlierHlups. whirh will be presented to old or new nuba. nbers sending Sl.Vl (or one yonr's subscription U the l-nper. Send two eltcr nostase sumps lor simple cmiy.ol tho paper md mil partieulnrs regarding the Vinon Supply Assocta'ura. A"Mro!S.. THE CHICAGO I.KUUISK. Chicago. HI.

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African (Negro). THKI K I'AKIS.ViJM . . erj o ixr m it ive ptiOMI Taylor's Cherokee Remeajet Stjeet GnA. i The Bweet Ooni (r..nl a tree of til? sJlWi " ire In the Hon, c .mt.inod with at Miill-m Plant of the old SAW. For Sato

Beat Oiugn Syrup. TsstesgooA. B 3 In t une. Sold by "mstMss. vt

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SAFE.

SURE. PROMPT.

Am nimniiists IMA ni:ii.Kt.

THE tHAULKS A. mPLER CO IIALTIBOnR, 1

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in.

THE GREAT-

QtnMAN RE rM w Cures Rheurr mtl llABM ilussrhn. lie

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PUICK. VltY T DC0.il;f AND OEALOfl

B.AXT1Z H

TUB CUABLES A.VOOfLSU (U-BIXTISUUK. H.

"We aro having a lawoy-us tlnie," said

the man who was ouarreliug with his "bet

ter-half." (Souvirncnr Herald,

I,ock your stable lor bororc your horso i3 stolen. Boot out disease before it geis a vital hold and the system becomes fatally weakened. Promptly attack, all disa n-Hh ru. Walker's Vcoetaiilb Vise-

o ak UittfR!', and ntlacK them Mora you

find yourself confined to your bsd, every square inch of your body throbbing with I nam. and so weak you are unablo to move

band or foot.

i i,nr,i to tell which the fair so. scans

tho closest, weddius suits or divovco suits.

Waterloo ODMreer. n v Wiions l?n.. of Rolln. Mo . writes.

take pieasuve in adduig my testneo ly to that of hundreds of others, as to the cfliii.cy of Pbick,ri,D Km nn?if t hn va not onlv sold It here I

and in Arkansas, but have used it myself, and as a regulator of the stomach aui bowois, l do nnt think bere is anything better. Its action

on tho bowels is free, without causing any

griping or pam whatever.

imutEE both ends meet is why the baby

puts its toes into its mouth.

Tho bowls mav bo regulated, and the stom

ach strengthened, with Ayro'a Till. -

Pm.mnii stories aro called "canards,"

because we canardly believe them.

A S

n cm O BITTERSl HJ I' CURES 1 B j AUOISASES0nHE BBj

BOWELS.I A Mm ALL DRUGGISTS I W I priceIdouarj

DROPSY mW TR HATED FREE.

Specialists Tor Tliirtecn xears rase Have treated Brip-yand its complications with ths m,it wocderiul success: use vegetable remeojes, ..tir,ivlmlH liemovo all s.viuntoms of dropsy

Line pain nrs proiiotuK.TOi uyvv j

st Hn.n the svmutnnis rsnidlvdis

war. d in ten days at least two-thirds of all syn

c.,v, , v nmimp withntit. knewln? sn thinn'

about It. Bem uib, r.it does not cost yoii anytiniik to resiizo the merits n our treatment for yours . Io. ten iaya Uie dillieulty of breathing is relieved, the

imise regular, uie uruisry vhu " their iu'l duty, sleep is restored, the swelling alrr nearly i-'oi;0. the strenKth increaseii, and appetite made good. We are coutantly curing caws of lonjt standInB cases that have been topped s number of times.

sua tne psueui aeciureu uuauic wuo : , fall blstory of cuas. Kame sci, how long ami rtea, how badly swolleo and when-, aro bowels costive, have legs bnrsted and dripi.ed water. Send for rati pamphlet, eontainintf teatamoiiil9, quosttons, etc Ten days' treatment furnished Ireo by man. Epilepsy iFilsl positively cured. If yon order trial, s, nd 1(1 cents in stamps to pay postage. H. H. GItKIJN & SUSS. M. Ds.. 55 Jones Aenwc. Atlanta. in..

-!J

-WiU bay ne other Cough Medicine as hjfg sswa can gstPlK's Oure.--C. B. Lmoxes, Kirtwood. ffi.

.. S K.Ut

usica un. .

t.t .n. ,uth Bvrup. TaMesKtsjo. v

m time. Sol'1

..aakSSSAia

Tiso's Core cured me of Consnmpaon -mm. o. Rohebtsox. Brandy wine, Md.

MJIalMaUianai

'1BWB

Best Cough Syrop. T 1,1 tune. Bold by

"Mao's Cnrt for Consumption is the

we ever used." -O. L. Borsa, .vouene,

it?slllTr BestCcus.hSyrap-, T22 B . intTnift. sold bv druiadits. mwm .

Wayse, Su Psgo 0o lUiaeia, HAS IMPORTED FROM FRANOK pwH.(rvfi .tss.soe.oeo, TO PER CEMT OF ALL HORSES

Whose purity of Blood u MMDiisnea 2 f .i ,;,nVmlMM. gtu Book of F

Stud Bool: ever pu bushed in that country,

EVER IMPORTED TO AMERICA.

Stuck oh hard:

oaiy

COXPAXIOyABLK. "Fogg "Yea, I like Tenderson ; he's snch good company, you know." OJrown "Good company! Why, whatever you say to hwa in one ear goas out of the other." Fogg "Ah. that's jnsb it. It is such a pleasure to talk to a man who doesn't know it all, and interrupts you before von et half through. Why, you can

lell the Bame story to Fenderson every

day for a month, and they are just as fresh to him the last day as the first. I toll. von. sir, there is no man I like

better than the man who forgets things just as fast as you ean tell them

to him." Boston iranacnpu In Paris, last year, there we 80,' 270 births and 72,734 deaths.

Sil ting Grates for Proof,

ThB Ho::ton of a Connoctiout grave

yard says that an English gentleman t,n visited tho nlace last summer

"sifted three graves" to find a signet ring helwved to have been buried with its wearer, one of the earliest settlers of Connecticut. The ring was wanted to make cood a claim to certain prop-

ertv in England, question being

raised as. to the authenticity of the im

nvAotainn en nartain seals. The neces-

nnTT nermission having been procured,

the Englishman, a lawyer, representjn TOcll.l-nmvn family, sifted with

th utmost care tho three graves, but the dust of mortality yielded up no rinit. and he returned to lingland

empty handed. Tim Waters of Utah.

Thnni in n nool in Utah Only a foot

rlAAIV and situated at a high altitude,

that refuses to freeze even in the severest winters. There is another that n,tarinna1v renlenishes itself with

hall-grown trout One stream, though clear aa crystal to the eye, and taatelessstains all the vegetation it .farws v s iWn hrown. A warm spring

ni. Rait Ivftke Oitv is the strongest

sulphur water in the world. A hot spring a few milos off, with waters so hot that you can hardly put your hands into them, and us bright as diamonds,

is one of the most remarkable comDina-

tions of chemicals ever analyzed. The Eujllsh Girls' Bracelet.

Did anybody say that a bracelet was sot naeful. Little did be know the

many ends which the English girl will mk it serve. She trill fasten it in

her hair so it will look like the top of

a comb, and when she v?ears a squarenonireri waist she will nlace the brace-

lot nVmnt her throat, tying it on with

a. hit, of velvet, and drive her friends

wild with envv of her new necklace.

Not naeful. indeed. uosion j.raw

scrii I,

Tho National Complaint.

TtvanamiiL is the national oomplttint. Almost

every other man or woman you meet has it, and

the rcsralt is that tho number of pseuno-romeaHw fm- it. ,s s.H numerous a Pharaoh's tost. They

are for the most part worthless. Thcro is, nowover, a searching oradicairt cf thin distressing and obdurate malady, one whoso gomiino merits long l inco raised it to o. foiemost pHoa among n,. .t.nin niflriioines of Aiaorico, Hoatetter's

Stom-wsh Bittera extirpate dyspepsia with greater certainty and promptitude than any known remedy, and is a most genial invigorant, appolizor mid' aid to secretion. Tnoso are not cmptf assertions, as thousands of our countrymen aurt women who ha-- f!"6"?.,, oirocts are aware, but aro backed up oy irrfragttble proofs ."...atedly laid before the publia The Kittors all," promuto ft r.galar habit of body and "ivo a, healthful stimulus to the urinary

organs.

itmmjt l? ,- ai'renm unim frooo lurwiwi.

of lona- Btandiiur. M. N. Lasioy, 19? west

i hestaut street, AAiuiavmp. !

Tot best cough raediclno li Pli J's Cure for

Consumption, bom everywnero. wv,

A Quick Itecovery.

it eives ns Brest pleasure fc stats that the merchant

who was reported to be at the point of death from an attack of Pneumonia hai enllroly recovered by tlio ....nil! WM HALL'S BALSAYIFOn THE LCKOS. I

Naturally he feels grateful ior the beueflta derived from using this remedy for tie lungs nd throat ; and

1 rfvlnir nubllcity to this SU'ement we are iKiuaieu

by raoUves of public benef ac Uon, trusting that others

may be bencfitvd in a similar manner.

(mnii urn lmeomlllir SO plenty OUt WCSt

that almost every poor ramuy c-au auum m

have one. oiq iorti .uo.

Dyspepsia, Oeaeral aoillty Jaundice, Habitual Constipa

tion, Liver Complaint, atc Heajdnohe, Diaoasod EJldzteya, te., to. Iteontalaa only tho Purest Drncs, among

which maybe enumerated F3ICSLT ABB BAIZ

iX) BSEUZa, UAHSSAU, BTJCEiJ, EaHHA, IH, It cleansss the system thoroughly, and as a PUBIFIEK OF THE BlVOOjD

Is UneqnaledL It la not an Intoxicating beverage, nor ean

U be used as such, by reason of its Cathartic

Properties. .

PK.IOKXT ASH BITTEWS CO.

Sole Proprietors, 8T. LOUIS AND KAHSA3 CITY.

Anmmsm

or

l.O

iHportedBrosd larot

InporUd Stallions,

Old enosEh (or Service, ias COLTS

Twe years old and

yoimger.

clplo accepted by all in tel tt.

Piso's Cure fo Consumption Is doing won- a ft . inc." II. H. Sr a sei-u, Newark, K. Y.

LE PACES CLUES Jatfl

bred nnfmals mav

told to be,lf their pedisrees are ni

reeoxdee. thiy should be valued oSly asgrsdrs. 1 wll

sell all uip:rteu tmc ac arauo niicwwotu rao,,, furnish irilli tho ardmal nofcl, redfgree verifled by t;s

sell all uip:rted t

orlalnal Pn'Kh cortlfleato or lunumber andreconl In r, II.... t..... - f!tt,A llAnlr nt P,,in 1 (10....K 1 III .-

traletl i;uloosent free. Wnrae, Ills., is 35 miles westoOhliSiiro,cn the Chu-ago & Horth-WeEtern liy.

Uiedby tho bestmanufacturers and mechanics in Pullman Palace CarCo..Moson

J: nam viu. Ac. allUndi afftne pA jit ias Kew Orleans E?pol1600 Pounds TO A StJCAKB ISCH. TV0G010ME0AU. ......... iiH v. tr?mnit. 1S53l

. iryoardcalcrdoesnotkeeptt

BBSSIA CEBEST CO.,

y'OUTZ'B

HORSE AND CA TTinis

STRICTLY PURE.

CoutaOns Mo Opium 1m Any orul.

VbrEGAE Bitters

la tbi meat Blood Purifier and Lile-givtag Prluciii'e; a Oentle Purgative and Tonic; a pertcct Eenovatoranllnvigoratorof thesyetem. In Vinegar Bittera there is vitality but no ale iholic or mineral poison. DiaeaiKJS of ttoo Skin, ot whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out or. thesy sten l In a short time by the use of. the Bitten. Vii icff 9V Bttters allays feverishness. lti-e-lievef . and In Ome cores Khtsunietisin, Keuralgla, Gout, and fjimilor painful ureases. . Vinegar Bittera cures Coustipaaon and PvclDbefo?;'ha. a medicine been cotnpouwed iMBscssiDg tho power of TBtou mv

rsaa to heal tne sick. rM. . send for cither of our valuable reference , booto for ladles, for farmeis, for merchante, our . MSucai Treatise on Diseases, or our CatechlHai & S w2i hiaa !

D6 roiia ay very uuuu j - : Ai, two of the above booksmaUed free on leceiato:! four cents for registration fees. ' H.H MdlonaldDrug Co., 532 WaslugtoiiSt, H.J.

n iik. d dla c OUe..PMW m. -

TEH. If TOMB'S I'OWdei OSCd gj-. . 5 -4 irtewPowderswilleureaadiireventgeoCawW lFonS's Powders will prevent G" KS Fouta's Powders will imwa-e the ?2"K5

and cream twenty per cent, ana waise " ,

and swcce.

CONSUMPTION, l-kSn iMaltW reran "r "or tho aboro dle; i by tt SfndlM iiave been ruroo. labJS??? s iVrbii WJfIiSAa,!8T.a2a2

Pissasb to whldt Horses an '"'ff, 2 f Sold everywhere.

DAVID S. PODTB. Pro pi !. A FREE SEED DI8TRIBUT10H. ;

OauaH.BMat4JM r Htr wfaek'r stwrisl t ?w. Aijao, W. Wihot, la ll -!. r 1 Wmtmik '

STtKaalV, w mt widely rinawaf 5 amcrha- Tnrl

i.l 4.cotttBio pasw

Pries I.Wawar. klfr"-

1 cli'ivl I v exviep i,ractil writers,

Iiwrdor to secure n.;w mucrimu.. . . ..

bit ,-mi v'.o 1 T " eH1"1'" - "t"1 f" " 'iTTTTZ ? ' iSSverVix ro-wno eubesr. afj ..

n.. tow, ii rr U V I 4

lust.uctious aud opinions . rirvrrrjummtm. eojUilHSIi1fc

. , .... . ... .-9-ar-, n vntirft'exneriencu. nuwa4wv, - . - - - -.

PATENTS

H.S.S; A. P. LACBT, Patent

Atton ovs. wasniQKt'm, i. v.

ffTl7 yettrs'erperlenco. j

Ujng balsa

Tho BEST and CHEAPEST

COUGH AND GROUP

BEMBDY. As an Bxpeclorant it has no Equal.

ALLEN'S L1G BALSAM!

IN THREE SIZE BoTTlJis, Price, 25 cts.. 50 ots. and $1 per bottle.

Tho 9WJEKT BOTTLIis are put up 'ortoegvommiSitirSr of all who desire simply a CObOU or

0BOm REMEDY. . oiNSUMPTION or

Ziwiitt $MriY the large U

.,, mf (.

WttOLU a. All Hkuicxs J)B-Lem.-J. H. HiRRIS &"C0. (Limite.), Prop'rs, CINCINNATI. OHiO.

li ac uslBS

MKilieal Jurisprudence.

A French physician has found means of rnstoring life-like es:presaion to the eyes of persons killed by violence. Ha applies a few drops of glycerine and water to the corner. This is a great discovery of great importaee in edical jwiarirridenco.

VJet nvmnvi no .... am. It vemAe tbOrdUgl

Si opium. umreMoe or.iaw Irjorioo. In!r4ttnt. i4 l ?!.' Hh.ua.Ufia. Art r Jru Ul to AihttX,o,. if ro cwiiwt n It el klra " SES, tail orcfur st ooct. rtomo.. Wo till uxd It Jpr t!4 or. receipt or price, $1,110 per botile. ATHI OPH0ROS 00.. 118 Wall St.. Now To

AND i Carliolate ol Iodine

INHALANT.

' A cortaln euro for Catarrh. Bronchitis. Astli-

lua. ;tnu inl uifeaBesur tholHiroataml I.untis

even i'ousuntull.on

If taken lreseason. Always ready, aj proved by ,h,iel.n..ovEB 40Oi00OIJj Sold by Druggists' for $1.(10. ny Mull W. H. SMITH A CO., Props , 410 Michigan St.. Kuffalo. New Tors'.

An"i.ctlr Man or Worntir, In every

'county to eell oar Kooot saurirs.

l,ih und Ktdi' nie.. F.XDCints In flu.

, ,.wfi..;,,ff rt,,tm rssEl Puiiu-uiare

lice, utssdard SUver-wara Co. Boston,

atm isTirna-aw-

WoTlji Sgotatftxi Dr J. H. BOHBNOK has published A NEW AND ELABOHATB BOOK

on the Treatment and Cure of CONSUMPTION, LWER COMPLAINT am DYSPEPSIA which will be mailed FRIiE to all who want it. If you are, or know of any one who is, afflicted with, or liable to any of those disoases, send name and address ( plainly written) to Dr. J. H. SOBENOK & SON, iTSfamo this paper.) Philadelphia, PATTERNS OF ANV SIZE, UNPARALLELED OFFER!

r-NEWORE3T'8

LJ THE Bt ES

Of all the Maga2;ins

Muetrated ti lth Original ' f l,iM. ProforraoMre mo! Oil Pictitics.

Each codv of " ncmorcst's Moi.thVr Maratloc ecuxIk "S?on Order. cnlHIlM the holjlcr to; '' of any pattern lllitttrated In the fahlop dceartnllDt la that number, In any tho sizes loainifaclurcd. Seidttventynlr,rttic current nil :id,or wll b.j:'""; Coiwn and vouwlll cerilr.lv fubscrlbc Two Dollars lor a year ana get ten tunc hs valac. ui 1...1... nmnrn.t. Publisher. 17E. 14th St., NewYork,

wi .i Bold hv all newsdealers and rostnuutcre. H9W

These Disoa

represent the

opposite buIos of

n u DOUCLASS A SONS'

nniisicum CoiiffH rons

for Coughs, Colds and Son) Throats, an

A M,U,l fll UOllHlltUUl'lUU. , . vv.-

bonoilt in most oases of Wyspopsto, (IEWAIE Of IHITATIOHS.' nv are tho result ot ovor torty years orgeriei Itetall price 13 ocn. per quarter POi'OU SAIE BV ALL HEALEB8.

Piso's Rtwedy Mr Catarrh lis i tt Best. Easiest to Use, and Cheapest.

SbS OT aarliwirimw - --t

nn cnriTC oi 10 Lexington ttv H. rUUIti iuvltea letters of f

U from sufferers everywhere: and ''H,"'"'' In reply tends gaod adMcu aod valusble boolia,

Sew York.

Consultation

Cfl OT CVCP For SJ1.00 I will send a recine OUnt CT CO that wlU euro the worst caeo ol

low.

veTS per1 ftnd cr.rn

Mm

JL

si.n ft.c fYiM in thp Head.

ncaOachc. Hay Fever. fc-. 60 cents.

asaBB, T ...line .Irtil I It,tntt(IDlrt 1T1

ANTCll t ity or C mntv to take Ugbt

wurk a t their "wii homes M t"

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sn5.CBow.vMrafAi:-.lvih

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Mm oraJtDeWasblniiMii' hUies. If yonwajit ouo

nmnm sanoTus your iiaiae. t: v-; U!ia iu

m w,

h.a M-.rn T1.. i ,tivlnM tliem. wo wl 1

DID UrrCn, 6IiE.tWAV3.Mf Op-

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Vko .ms i 8 o ? n 8 i a. mm j rtr.

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i ) . nim effiir r . 'ro-'c ciJNn .ca: 'kso i..c.., lis? rv.r-- .sensei v.

I C,iyiV&, f -tt T nr WITTiri Si Tr wr s -i" i - .-y ffS siiTI . .is.

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12rlflnd WaS

r li .a... Tyvrrro -.iT.V. I Ifla iVlt

OWi luwa wwu-." .,nrt Council BlWtTS. in lOW Ot .EUIH.

VVTT ... -t. arl . . ..1 . 1 Ann-Amnnt!! STlil A bTTi IOsLhOU

oaitauui i . uvu v w sltt . TrTTZL r

H, 1 It ItlUUlA. iiUI .v sTt..art.iel 1 AffelTal

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luvnci3 of patent touflfert pJSS!?

wiiicn Bovtsma hw ffffrX

ui iaa jj a,wwKw w - - - i

Depots, and the unsurpassed comlortB ana

all connoctlnsjpolnta in TJnlon

The Fast lxprera ;j;mma uv:?

Atoruaon, are aiau w5v. -- -- THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTVS

TrounnH oi wwn uuu uuuuuouwn, .w ,w-w.

wheat fields and

usuries of iBPSfwaM , nri tho Missouri Rivera-, c

A.WM.IO avvwvaa - . .AmkitliU.nf On.ll

n iiti .oistraa urvvuww w wis wuy w-.

ricVfwr&at flelos ndpastornl lands of Interior Mtota.

BXAii ono&ner xjiawi.jtc, via .rvr

Kankakee, has been ODerted

Richmond, Clnoinnwtt. ImitbnapoUs, find fay?"!?

Council Bluffs, Kansas City, Minnuapoua una "!

.IUI

between Novvporb News, Bl

Jfi.ioiS i iUfVnTn.tfnn nw Mrtnn and Folfler

TtoK'Jts, at ou principal awov mwd, mi wto

R. R. CABLE. E ST. JOHN,

usnsrni liquet arm rannngv (

Prtslilenl ana General Managsr, Chioage.

OAW UILLSICURE

Yrlta LAt t Fte.

TTnntlroflsIn UBO.

ANE BOPfcgy co.

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