Bloomington Progress, Volume 19, Number 40, Bloomington, Monroe County, 2 December 1885 — Page 4

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BLOOMIKGTON BAIL BUSKXRK A DUNCAN, Attorney, Ofon In New Comer Bull ling-, sustain. WH practice in all courts of the Slate. Special attention given to Probata Vnsinesa, and to collection and prompt remittance of all claims. LOUDEN $ MIERS, Attorneys. Office over First National Bank. All business of a legal nature given careful attention in all courts. Beal estate Titles carefully examined by aid oi Loudon's Abstract. A specialty made of the collection and remittance of claims of all kinds. MULKY& PITMAN. Attorneys, will practice in the various courts. Especial attention given to collections, and to probata business. Office, Fee's corner, opposite the Progress Office. ' ROVERS HENLEY, Attorneys and Collectors.' Office In Mayor's Office building. Special attention given to settling decedents' estates, and to alt kinds of probate business. Abo, abstrac ting. EAST EAST, Attorneys, at Law, Bloomineton, Ind. Office, in Waldron'a Block, north side square. Probate business and collections given prompt attention. Will practice in courts of all r-Wt;?ns eountios. Business solicited. J AWES F. MORGAN, Attorney, Offien, West S.do Block, no-stairs. To Uik probate and collection business he will give special and particular attention. Business attended to in courts of arroonding counties. WILLIAMS MILLEN Attorneys, Office ire doors south of Hunter's corner, up-staira. Do a general collection and probate basinets. Will practice in conns of adjoining counties.

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WH. R BALDWIN. OABTXB JPEBKISO.

Oen. rass. ARens, Htanoii i-aas. aaant.

Resident Dentist.

Dr. J. W.

CRa.N.

AsWwEZ'H

omt in the Hew Block. uo-SUirs,

OwVs Book Store. 411 work warranted.

MAN AND MULL

Bald an old maiden lady named Aa Aa she toyed with her mirror and fan; "Too long have I tarried, It's time I was married. I'm off to the Island of Han. But the men in the Island of Stan, They did not agree with her plan. For in spite of her grace. The sight of her face Was not an attracticnin Han. So this poor maiden lady grow dnB, And retired to the Island of Mull ; And I don't think you'll trace A more suitable place Itar maids unsuccessful than MnlL But it chanced that one evening In Jai o She was seen by the Man tn the Moon ; At ones ha proposed, And the bargain was closed ( She married the Man in the Hooh I But the last time I saw that old man I inquired for the health ot Aunt Ann ; Its winked his left eye, And said with a sigh :

r were wise in the Island of Man!"

THE MISERABLE DENTIST. BY SARAH B. BOSB. Taaoaand Parker were my partners in untunes. In fact, we had all received our

diplomas in dental surgery at the same time, and from the same institution, after which we had pnt our purses together, and started an office in a far-away town where

we were total strangers.

I am afraid we should not have enjoyed

the lucrative employment which we did, had our patrons been aware of the very

little practice we had been favored with be

fore we had came among them, but luckily

for ns they did not know this.

Faxon promised to be the most successful

of the three. The sympathetic all with whfch he extracted a rampant molar was very taking, but not nearly as much so as the look of concentrated admiration which lie bestowed upon every woman, young or old, whom he suspected of unsound teeth.

MaWatui young, and maidens old Hooked

in upon us, and Faxon was a very knight of

the forceps in the town of Armitage.

For all the badinage we indulged in at

Faxon's expense Parker and I were a little Jealous, if we were married men.

But one day there came a change. A lady of a very uncertain aqo, b at cer

tainly giving one the impression of prim old maidism, came to ns to have her upper teeth drawn and a plate made to supply the vacancy.

She gave her name as Miss ixmca

Brownell, and asked for Mr. Paxon.

Parker cleared bis throat a little suspi

ciously as Faxon came forward, and we, as nanal, went back into the work-room , from

which we, as usual, took notes of his antics.

A ludicrous look of sorrowful admiration

same over his face as she took her seat in the detal chair.

After he had made a gentle examination,

he said, while bestowing upon her a killing glance of affection and sympathy:

"Miss Brownell,youwul be obliged to nave

ten teeth extracted. It would be better to

take a little gas, I think."

"I should have thought was twenty by

the time it took you to find out," she re

marked, coolly. "Yon needn't try any of

your 'gas' on me.

"Paxon nearly fainted, bat he soon.re-

vived, and threw another loving dart in her direction.

Yon mean yon do not care to take any

thing? Young ladies are not nsniiuy as

brats as yon are."

'Young ladies! Sakes alive, yoti don't

call me a young lady, do yon? I was 15 last birthday."

Paxon actually blushed and stammered

out something about looks being deceiving.

I don't think they are," she ieplied,

bluntly. "J thought you looked aoft as soon as I set eyes on yon, but Selina Btuck toft that yon was the one to comu to 1 suppose she liked your sodder, but yon

needn't try to get up any flirtations with

me. Tell one of them other fellows to

come here."

Parker and I had been almost bursting

with laughter daring this dialogue, and we laughed again at Faxon's disconcerted air

as he joined us.

Go in there, one of yon, and extract

that woman's teeth," he said, peevishly.

"Ton go, Parker, I'm busy with this

plate," I hurriedlremarked.

Parker arose, and, casting a comical look

at Faxon, he entered the office.

'Be yon a masher, too?" she asked, look

ing at him sternly.

"Me? Oh no; rm an old manned man," Well then, if that's so go to work and

pull these teeth. I don't want no gas nor

no nonsense around me."

Parker bowed gravely and took np bis

forceps.

A moment later and two of her front

teeth were safely drawn.

'There," she exclaimed; "yon. pulled

them first so that I couldn't back out, didn't

yon? Yon knew I would't go around with

my front teeth all out"

"I supposed yon wanted all yosi upper

teeth drawn, replied Parker, quietly.

"Yes, but I hate to see anybody so de

termined to make a cent."

Parker said nothing, but continued his

work.

Four of the teeth were out and Mis Brow

nell had made no outcry, but it was evident

that she was very nervous.

It became necessary for Parker to change

his position a little, and he paused for a

moment. The drill was in his way and he

pnt his hand on it to move it.

"There! There!" cried Miss Brownell.

"Stand back, sir! Stand back, sir! Don't

you come near me with that. I know yon,

sir!"

"Why, that's nothing but the di-Ul," he

assured her in the most polite accents.

"That's all, I suppose. Taint nothing

but something to drill gas into folks with.

That's all. Go right away from mc, I can't

trust you no longer."

"But, Hiss Brownell," remonstrated

Parker, "I wouldn't give yon gas against

your will for anything."

"Suppose I'd believe yon? I'm done

with yon, sir. One attempt is enough for

me. Where s the other one? I didn't mean the masher. Mashers are deceive) s I don't

particularly can for. There's another one

ain't they?"

Jfaaon nad Been enjoying this scene hugely, and now he gave me a vicious

pinch, and I knew that my time h:id come,

but I took Parker's place with the best

grace of which I was master.

".There," she greeted me, "you look as if

yon knew something. I wish I had picked

you out at first.

I bowed profoundly, not daring to ananswer her; picked np the forceps and

drew the remainder of the teeth, t ithout word being spoken.

"There," observed Miss Brownell

"That's mors like. I don't see how you can

stand it with two such critteis an t iem oth

ew around."

We have to put up with a great many

tilings in this world. Miss Brownell.''

"That's so," significantly. "How long

will I have to wait before I get my teeth?

"Three months, if yon have no temporary

set." I shan't have no temporary set. 1 don'

care much for looks. Will you have to see

my month in that time?"

"Not unless youTKUins fhonld trouble

you."

Then Miss Bronnell prepared to leuvc us, tulking ttll tin time despite her bleeding mouth. T notified thnt

she did not cover upherfaco, butesiwdker sourf in her hand.

"Miss Brownell yon had bettor pi.t some

thing over your face or yon will toko cold in your jaws."

"Thank vou," she said, sweetl;-, in reParker and Paxon wore not n little nettled

at my success with Miss Brownell, und they quizzed me unmercifully, but I bo:1 it like the martyr, which I certainly folt myself to

be after a little.

We all boarded at the Liisell House.

Paxon, Parker and his wife, and my wife) and I

We closed the office at Go'clock and When

we all had tea together to one or the oiher of our parlors. My wlfo hnd from the first

insisted upon keeping n little oil stove,

whero if she pleased she could prepare a

meal for a friend, which was not subject to

the rigid cliqaotte of the hotel table.

Mrs. Parker hod liked the plan exceed

ingly, and it had como to bo a custom

among ns to have a light tea of our own, to which Paxon was always invited, bforo the ovoning proper began.

"Miss Sage," said Paxon that evening,

when my wife handed him his cup of chocolate, "Bnrt mado a conquest to-day."

"Indeed," she laughed. "Who iu the world

can she be?"

Miss Lovioa Brownell, nud 1 0141 assure

you it is a serious case. She would have nothing to say to either Parker or myself." "It's afaet, Nettie," I put in, lightly, "Parker

and Paxon are brightf ully jealous.

"Is she so very attractive, theu, Dr.

Parker?"

"I should rather think she is,"h$ replied,

mysteriously. "She eclipses anything I ever saw."

"A lovely maiden, beautious ar.d young.

With a wily brain, and a flattening tongue," said Paxon, poetically."

"Hear! Hear!" cried Lola Parker, clap

ping her hands, "Paxon among ft.e poets."

The subject dropped hero, bui this was

not the last of it.

During the next week Mlsa Brownell

called at the office twice to see about the settling of her gums. The seccoid week

was but a repetition of the first, and the third week it was the same thing over again.

She held to her dislike of Paxon and

Parker, and neither of them were ever favored with a view of her palate ag tin. She would allow them to do nothing for her, always alluding to them as the "masher"

and the "deceiver," while she overpowered me with flattering encomiums.

At the end of the three weeks she de

cided to have a temporary set I made that over three times for hcr Then she had the set proper, but I could net get it to fit her mouth. She would say it was all right, but come back the next day to have it changed in some way.

She paid very promptly, but I grew tired

of her flattering preferences at last.

Paxon and Parker chaffed me unmerci

fully, and the clerks in Madison and Saw

yer's, the dry goods house benoataus, toqk

it np, and between them they made my life decidedly uncomfortable, especially as I really began to fear that, as the boys said, it was a case of love at first sight.

I began to see what a fearful thing it is to

be so attractive. What if I was to be the man to break the virgin heart of poor Miss Brownell?

It was an awful thought. The' climax

came, una night 1 wentnome 10 nna nettie in tears.

"Bart," she cried, hysterically. "I want

you tell mo everything there is between you and this Lovica Brownell. I cannot

bear it any longer."

Why, Nettie, darling, there id nothing

between that forlorn old girl and your husband."

"That forlorn old girl," she repeated,

scornfully. "Dr. Parker says she is a very attractive young lady."

"An attractive young lady! Wait until

yon see her jabbering away without a tooth

in her mouth and finding fault w: th everything."

"She would not dare to do that if she did

not feel perfectly at home iu your office. "

"I rather think she is one of the kind

that feel perfectly at home wherever they

are."

"Dr. Paxon says she has been there as

many as twenty times in the last few

months."

"Ah, ha! So this is Paxon's work, is it?

IU wring his neck for. him."

"No, it is not Dr. Paxon s work, "returned

Nettie, sharply. "It is your own work, and yon must expect to be brought out in your

own wiokedness."

I could not repeat the whole of that con

versation; it was too harrowing. It was tfce first time Nettie had evor suspected me, but

I most say that she held up her end bravely. It hurt my feelings some, especially

when she raked my face with her little pink nails, because I offered to kiss and make

up.

I declared I would light with weapons

dire, both Parker and Paxon, and she de

clared that they knew nothing abott it.

The truth was, I dared not speak of it to

either of mv partners, for the fact that Net

tie was jealous wonid oost me a basket of

wine, at least.

A miserable morning followed a misera

ble night.

"I shall take means to sift this matter to

the very bottom," said my wife, tearfully

when I ww about to depart for the office.

"It is too dreadful to think of." "I should think so," I answered, tratily

"A wife who is jealous of her liusband

without cause." She closed the door fur me as I poke

and I set off down town with a heart full of

bitterness.

Mat Courser, a red-headed clerk of Mad

ison & Sawyer's, was sweeping off '.he walk

in front of the store.

"Marmn , Sage; a lady called on you after hours last night. She told me to tell

you she'd be in at 3 to-day," was liin grin ning salutation.

"It was Lovica," ! screeched sfter ine,

as I rati np (he jttnirs without noticing him."

I would have liked to extract bis tf'lh by

a lightning process, but 1 never gla :vd be hind m.

Paxon commented freely uj.ou my

chanced deportment that day, and before

noon Parker nsked,kindly:

"What is it, Sage? Are you sick 01 over

worked? If you arc we can w-e lo tiling

for a time."

Here was a chance to cm-ape thnt d.cad -d woman. But no; if 1 ran nwov she would

call Mime other time. I must ti-li her

frankly that I could do no more -virk for

her.

Uhrfe o'clorl cmuc all too scoi:. mid

with it came JIW, Lovitvt Browne I.

"I called yestcrdtiv, " she begun, throw

ing off her wraps and pnlluig out her letth

"My plate hurts my mouth divat'.fiillr. i

want you to fix it; bat' first, bow niiicli will

it cost?"

"Twenty-flvedollars,"returued I, Jrostily,

expecting her to be dismayed at the price

She was not; she only opened hir blear

eyes a little as shu handed the teeth U me.

"It's there, right on the very end. They

want filing or something."

"Miss Brownell," I begau. sternly do you

realize that you have expended oer 1(10

on this very ordinary set of teeth?"

"What if I have?" she returned, quickly.

"What's that to you if you got your pay?"

"Nothing, perhaps," replied I, saken a little aback. "But it seems to me that your father or brotheis most be very generous indeed to furnish you money to throw away

in this manner."

"Father or brothers," she snifllsd. "I

guess I don't ask thegi fwaptkia'. r begin

to think you are a little light in the upper story."

I made no reply, but went on industri

ously with my work, although I heard un

mistakable souuds of merriment iu the

other room.

"They are ready," said I at last, very

stiffly, and handing thorn to her. I had al

ways put them iu for her before, and she

looked nor astonishment as she extended her hand for them.

I was so excited, nay. angry, that I must

have become nervous! at anv rate 1 dropped

the teeth and they fell directly into (he cen

ter of a Spittoon by the Hide of her chair.

'There," she cri3d. ''V)o vou supnos

I'll ever put them in my mouth agaiui You have got to go straight to work and make me a new set. Iu that nasty old spittoon' Faugh'"

"Can't I clean (horn?" asked Parker,

oomiug into the room, a look of real conoeru upon his face.

"You? Clean them? No. He's go( to

make me a new set, and I'll come in for them in a day or so."

I could bear Paxon's subdued paroxysms

iu the other room, and they nerved me on to still greater exertions.

"Miss Brownell, it's no credit either to

you or to me to keep at work at your moudi forever. 1 must utterly decline to make another set or to touch your teeth

again.'

Well, I guess if you wou't touch 'em, 1

won't have 'em in my mouth. Stick 'em right iu the stove, Mr. What's -your-nameV

Dr. Sage must make mo a now sot.

"Not for a hundred dollars," I ejaculated

iu desperation.

"I ll give you a hundred and nicy; you ar

all the dentist thai ever suited me at all."

What dreadful action I might have

been guilty of had I not been interrupted, I cannot say, but at that moment an old

buckwheat entered the room and asked.

piietly:

"What's the matter, ica? Can t yon gc.

your tee(h to fit?"

"Who arc you?" I anked, bluntly. "Aru

vou this woman's brother?"

"Why, landy, no," he replied, a smilo

rippling from ear lo ear. "Vice's my old woman in course."

Oh," returned I, somewhat benumbed,

but greatly relieved. "I thought you was iliae Brownell."

"Well, ain't I?" she asked tartly. "Mrs.

Lovioa Brownell, and Jacob, this man, is such a greeny that he (kinks we ain't got

money enough to get my teeih as I want

em."

And then she began lo : f . "Landy sakes!" he replied, beaming upon

me with the utmost goon nature. "Fix 'em a hundred times if she wants 'em.

I thought you and she agreed tirst-rate.

I'd give anybody a thousand dollars who could sdtt her, he, he!"

f don't think Dr. Sage thought quite

that," said the soft voice of my wife at Misw

BrowneU's elbow. "Dr. Sage is not well to

day; you had as soon work for Mrs. Brownell as anyone, hadn't you, dear?"

0f course, I staninwrod, utterly ashamed

of myself. "I'll make you a new set for nothing. Mrs. Brownell."

No vou wont," she retorted, sharply. "I

don't want nobody to work for nothing for

me. I'll come for 'em Friday if you'll have

'em done."

Nettie tokl me that evening that she bad

received an anonymous letter informing her af Mrs. BrowueU's expeoted visit.

3 his was the explanation of her conduct

of the evening before, und her excited feel

ings had prompted her to be present at our interview.

Sha had entered shortly after Mrs.

Brownell and had seated herself behind a screen not six feet from me, where she had heard the whole conversation.

I know the author of Unit note instantly.

It was that wretched man Courser. I acquitted Paxon of that, although I never

heard the last of "Miss Brownell."

Parker took pains to inquire into the an

tecedents of the Brownells after that, and he found that they were wealthy country people but just moved into town. And (hat they were, eminently respectable people.

The boys may laugh, but Mrs. Brownell

still declares that I am the boss dentist.

Chicago Ledger.

Politic Too Much far Him. A lady on Fifth avenue, New York, quloVly summoned u doctor; "oh, doctor, my liusband is nearly dead. He attended a caucus last night. He mad four speeches and promised to be with bis fellow citizens again to-day. But, oh, doctor, he look uoarl)' dead." "lias he been in politics long i" "No, only last year. He worked hard for James McCaulay's election." "He will Kt wel't madamt Ho has a stomach for any disease, if lie worked for bun:" Folltlcul lire, of short or long- duration, 18 very exhautdiug. as Is evident froir. the great mortality which prevails arndnsr public men. Ex. U. 8. Setiatdr 11. K. Brucoj who has beeU lonir In public lite, says: 'Tile other day, when stepping luto a oar at a crossing:, 1 found Dr: within, who eyed tub dp and down in tt sufprised ay, remarking: ' Why. Senator, how well you look!' "'Well, 1 loel pretty well,' I answered." The doctor uttered an incredulous reply, when the Senator traukly told lilin, in answor to an inquiry, that it was Warner's safe cure which accomplished for blm what the profession bad l'allort to do. Senator Bruce says his friends are very much astonished at this revelation of power. The Ulobt. 'Overwhelmingly defeated.

Washinoton (I, O.) letter: There

are a mimoer of workmen at present engaged iu repairing the damage done to the Washington Monument by the stroke of lightning last summer. As there was only one small window left at the base of the apex when the monument was declared completed, a number of people have wondered how the network of rope rigging wliich now

reaches to the point of the apex was placed in position. This is the way the the work was done : A strong board was run out of the window in question. Then a cool-headed workman climbed out on this board and stood up straight npon it, and with a rope noosed at the end tossed it up until he caught it upon the peak of the monument. After he had this rope caught he theu climbed up hand over hand to the peak and arranged a sliding support for himself, by which he raised and lowered himself at will, to twist the rojies around the top. He did this work at the enormous height of 550 feet as coolly as if he were working upon tlio solid ground. At no time during his work was he safe if hi-- had lost his head or presence of mind for a second. T he three largest industries of South Australia are wool, wheat, and gold. The number of slice p is betweeu t-0,-OOO.thJO and IM.(U1U,(KK). The average value of the export of wool alone is between $90,000,000 and $100,000,000, This industry is likely to increase in the future. The exportation of frozen meat, chiefly mutlon, to Great Britain is a comparatively new industry, wliich

is growing rapidly in importance. So important hiiH the business become that New Zealand is building steamers especially for the trade. Meat is frozen

by means of condensed air, and is kept frozen during the voyage by the

same means. The complete carcass of

the animal is frozen. Last year there

were exported from South Australia alone between .100,000 and 600,000 tons

of wheat. Their importations from America are limited, nud consist chiefly of buggies, American tools, and mineral oils. A toono lady ot Xarrytown, New York, is in a quandary as to whether she is married or single. A yonng olergyman courted her and persuaded her to repeat the marriage service with him, telling her that it was merely a form of engagement The yonng man now claims that, as a minister, he was competent to marry himself, and claims her as his wife. The strange part oi the story is, that the legal experts tire disputing over the matter, some of the best in New York City sustaining the young clergyman. The young lady refuses to live with him, and the question is as to whether she must secure a di 1 vorre.

Let the Girls lloiitp. Most mothers have a, dread of romps : so they lecture the girls daily on the proprieties, and exhort them to be little ladies. They like to see them Very quiet sind gentle and as print as possible. The lot of such children is rather pitiable, for they are deprived 0( thb full and fi-olio which they are entitled to. Children boys arid girls must hare exercise to keep them healthy. Deprive them of it, and they will fade away liko flowers without sunshine. Running, racing, skipping, climbing those are the things that strengthen the muscles, expand the chest and build np the nerves. The mild dose of exercise token in the nursery with calisthenics ot gymnastics will not invigorate the system like a good romp in the open air. Mothers, therefore, who counsel their little girls to play very quietly make a mistake. Better tho laughing, rosy-oheeked, romping gill, than. the pale, lily-faced one, who is called every inch a lady. The latter rarely breaks things, or tears her dresses, or (ires her mother's patience, aa the former does; but, after all, what does the tearing and breaking amount to? It is not n wise policy to pnt an old head on you tig shoulders. Childhood is the time for childish pranks and play. The girls will grow into womanhood soon enough. Let them be children as long as they oan. Give them plenty of fresh air and sunlight, and let them run and romp as much as they please. By all means give ns hearty, healthy, romping girls, rather than palefaoed little ladies, condemned from their Very cradles to nervousness, huadaohe, arid similar ailments. A Story About Dr. Bacon, Mr. Bacon told me a pleasant story, characteristic of his famous father. Dr. B.i con was entertaining a company of friends at his house one day, when suddenly a hand was thrust familiarly under his face and a somewhat ostentatious individual insisted on shaking

hands, as a preliminary to a metaphysical discussion. Dr. Bacon showed his astonishment, but the caller was not to be abashed. "You don't know me, sir," quoth the stranger, adding with a grandiloquence that was almost charming in its impudenoA while a dozen guests stood aghast:" I, sir, am no less a man than Daniel Pratt Daniel Pratt, sir, the great American traveller!" ".Oh!" said Dr. Baoon. "Yes, sir," recited Mr. Pratt, more fervently still ; "yes, sir, the great American traveller." "All right," was the placid command; "travel!" Daniel did. etc VorATimes, From the Miiarat Ailment ot the stomach to the deadliest epidemic fever, CAtiFonsiA Vinegar BiTTEnt is conquering maladies wliich hare deued the faculty. Dyspepsia, gout, rheumatism, urinary complaints, biliousness, nervous disabilities, and all disorders not organic, are obliterated by this match ess vegetable tonic and alterative. Tooxg lovers ought to mako good detectives, because they are so Inclined to invest-a-gate. Texas Sifintrs.

T 1TA.VM both nsed and sold Pmoaxx Asa

Bitters for a number of years, uid think it the best bitters mads for Biliousness), liver Complain ts and for toning up tho system," so writes W. H. Cole, Druggist, of Joplin, Mo. A single trial of this remedy will convince any person of (tie truth of the above.

A.man doesn't know the true import Of wearing a tile until be gets a brlok Iu UH bat. tlsrchaiit Traceler. A Druggist's Story. Mr. Is&ao 0. Chapman, Druggist, Kewburg, N. Y., writes us: "I have for the past ten years old several gross of DR. WIUIAM HALL'S

BALSA Jt FOB THE LUNGS. I can say of it

what I cannot say of any other medietas. I

hate never heard a customer spaak of it but

to praise its virtues in the higheitt manner. I have recommended it in a great many oases of Whooping Cough, with the happiest effects. I have used it in my own family for many years)

in fact, always have a bottle in the modiolus

closet ready for use. The Youths' Companion Offer,

which appeared two weeks ago, was most liberal, and will bo repeated this year. Now is the time to subscribe and get tho rest of the

year free. The Ounoautoii comw every week.

is handtoiiiely illustrated, and interests every

laemocr 01 ine uonsenoia. rerry ausou a uo., are publishers, Boston, Mass.

1 have used Athlopnoros for rheuinansui with the most satisfactory roaulia and it has also cured my husband of ueuralgU in the fcA Mra. Dnmev. wife of J. O. Horsey, su-

ioriutoudi-nt ot the Umiaviiieunu Jc-nergonvuie

irry Company, Jeffcrsouvule, lud.

0DABDINQ A "BQUJgt C0A8THB," La Fayette's new "roller coaster" at Linwood Park has a vigilant night watchman1 in ex-Policeman John McGrath, who is careful (0 see that no daring spirits take surreptitious rides upon the coaster during the hours of durkness, and who is himself a most fearless and gallant rider. Mr. McGrath is a hearty-looking man, but yet has had occasion to lament the fact that "a policeman's lot is not a happy one " The truth is Mr. McGrath has suffered from that distressing complaint- rheumatism, hut ho is no longer afflicted With it. AthlO phoros cured him and lie is now as well able lb chase down riiry evil-doer and land him behind bolt and bars as he ever was. Being asked as to his rheumatism end cure Mr. McGrath gave this account: "I was taken with a severe attack of rheumatism iu the hip. I suffered much pain and was obliged to quit work entirely. 1 was helpless no far as walking was concerned and was confined to my bed for six weeks. In my efforts to get relief I used many kinds cf medicines and liniments, but they failed to make any change fpr the better. After trying oo many kinds of medicines t was very loath to experiment with any new remedy, but seeing Athlophoros recommended so highly I purchased a bottle. After using the one bottle I was entirely well and able to go to work. Have I had any return of the pains since? None whatever. 1 have not lost a day's work since." Mr. W. B. King, tho dealer hi sewing tnachines at tho comer of Fifth ithd Columbia streets, has had an equally satisfactory experience with Athlopnoros iu curing rheumatism. "It was magical in its effects upon me,3, he savs. "I was first taken with pain iu the soles af my feet and in a few hours was not able to walk at all. The rapidity with which the disease spread over my whole system was wonderful. Every bone , muscle and joint in my body gave me most intense pain. My arms were both drawn tip, and I could not walk, eat, or sleep. I svJfered la this way for many weeks. Finally, by the persuasion of a friend who knew of Athlobhorosi I was induced to try it. I had taken but a few doses when I had very decided ralief. I continued takinsr the "medioina

until I had used nx bottles, and I have ndt had a pain of rheumatism since." Still another resident of LaFayetle, Ind., who has used the wonderful remady with the happiest results is Mrs. A. E. Sherman, of No. 159 Maiti street, who suffered so severely with sciatic rheumatism that at times she could not walk. "I tried every kind of liniment, besides nianv medic-lues," said Mrs. Sherman, "but could get no relief. "I finally said: 'Well, X am going to try Athlophoros it is spoken of very highly.' After using about threequarters of a bottle I begau to experience relief. I used about three bottles and have not experienced any pain since. My toother, Mrs. Lain, who lives with me, is now 77 years old, and for about five years was badly erippled with rheumatism. She wa6 much worse than I; in fact, at one time we thought she would never get well, and more as an experiment than anything elBo 1 gave her a quarter of a bottle of Alklophoros. She got some relief even with that small amount and continued using it to tho extent of fovir bottles. She doeBuot have any pain now, but still has some stiffness in her joints. " it you cannot get Athxophoboh of your druggist, we will send It express paid, on receipt of regular price one dollar per bottle. We prefer that you buy it from your druggist, but if he hasn't it, do' not bo persuaded to try something else, but order at once faomua directed. Athlophobos Co., U2 Wall Street, New York.

PRICKET

BIT

TERS

The majority of tho Ills of the human body arts from a dorangetnent of the Silver, affecting both the stomach and ewet. In order to effect a oure, U is moccesary to remote the cause. Irreaf tar and Sluggish aetim of the Bowels, Mltadache, Siektitts at tho Stomach, Pain f n the Booh and Zotns,ate., indicate shot the Liver is at fault, and thainaturersquires assistance to enable skis organ to throw off impurities. Prickly Aah UMeruarspeeialtp com pounded for th is purpose. They arm mild in their action, and effective as euro ore pleasant to the taste and taken easily by both children and adults, fit hen according to directions, they are soft andplceuant cure forOyspepaiB, General Debility, Habitual con atlpatton. Diseased Kidneys etc., etc. As a Blood Purifier Aey are superior to any other mcdlcinst cleansing tho system thoroughly, and imparting new life and energy to the Invalid. It is a medicine and not am Intoxicating; beverage. mk van HOsaisT rat mnu asm uttim, aadtakeaootaw. SBIOS.SLOOverBoMe. ffllCKLT ASH BITTERS CO..S0LE rMWPBIEWHS OfcXioaU and Kama ouy.Ma.

AhU vonr shoe and hardware dealers for Lyon's Heel Stiffeuera; they keep boots and shoos straight If alllloted with Bore Eyes, use Dr. Iaaao Tlioiuj iMm'B Eve Water. Druggists sell lt.86o.

KI.Y'8

Cream Balm

wLt-u awlieil into idnostril, will 1h fitteorbc! en A-tunUy rioaiising tli -heid oi i-ataiYhal vimetatsiuu l.i?:iltliy r-H. retioiih. It allay f intl animation, piv -tvtts Ok membmtje iron; tftfcdi coltin. ijtmlett-ly ht'xln Hit: srtrcn. ami iv stem (lie li&unes of lavtr jui'i smell. NOT . i.rquiu i; Ji tew itittli.iitioii 1. Heve. A Hfrt'tt'iJi tnoimvnt v ill mr . AKl'..t"ltto use. rificf tVr ciivuiat'. 0 rente at (huti.',t- i l'V HA HK.'HIKHK,

CATARRH

HAY-FEVER liriiBgiots. Owego. N. V

(em

H0PS X cSs X

ma

MALT BITTERS, XT XS TCHTO Blood Purifier Health Restorer. It neve r fails to do ltd work (n cases of Mala rla, Biliousness, ConstlpMtlerJ, Headache, loss ot A ppcl lto and Sleep, Rerrona Debility, Neuralgia, and all Fetnaltf Complaints. Hops A Malt flitters Is a Vege" ta ble . omponnd. It is a medicine not a Barroom Drfrifc, It differs as widely as does cl'iv and night, from the thonaand-amd-one Mixtures of vile whisky flavored with aromcttci. Hops Malt Bitters is recommended bj- Pnyslelana, IH Iniaters and NuraenasbiinirtbeBcstFamily Medieinc ever compounded. Any woman or child can take It "From my knowledge of Its ingredients, under no circumstances can it Injure any one using it. It contains no mineral or other deleterious substands. Posjessine real merits, the remedy Is deMtviiiggucoett.'r C. E. DsPor, Ph. O , Detroit, Mich. Hie only Genuine are manufactured by the HOPS MALT BITTERS CO.. DebH. Wdt, WEBSTER 111 various Stv r Binding, with and without Patent Index.

in

These Disoa

represent

the

opposite

sides of

B. H. DOUGLASS t SONS' Capsicum Cough Drops for doughs, Oolda and Sore Throats, an Alleviat or of Consumption, and oi great benefit in most oaaos of Pyspepsuv. ilEWARE Of IMITATIOIIS.) 5ST sxs tho result of over forty yoar-perlM to compounding COTfOH HEKHDIES. ftet!l prlco ts oenu per aartr pcaaa. FOB SALE BY ALL HEALER.

FITS

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Sl ear! I hvo m4 Iho dlussa oi FITS, BNlKTSir nmidf to our lh worM mm BoUM Mhois br4 Kiitl U 110 rearor. for not now receiving ft euro. ttn SfSTfor UMtlfi T ftiS a Fr. Bottle V ;:f toWIUJJ

MS1VI a nVL-anmk&uandiKjmeRUQIIlnroar Alii LAW hours outof raK,xarnor.olot.

Vi

T.

INEGAR DITTERS

is (he great Blood Puriller and T,lfe-glviug lrliM l)l'-; a fli-ulln I'ureatlvr and ToufCi a perfect .'..cuovatur und luvigomlur of tht' sy stem. In Viiiojru r tlluors there is vitality but no aleuholicor mineral muson. Distuues 01 Hit' Skii, of whatever name or iiatun.., are literally dug up and carried out of ihcsysoan innebort timeby theusBof the Bitters. V Int-gar Blttcre allays fcveriBhuess. It re1;. V..S, and in time cures Klu-umutiuu. Neuralgia, fjoui , and tsiiuilm- puinful discuses. Vliie&ar Hlttcib cures Constipation and urt-tfuts iJiarrhoja. Nevwr before lia a medlclie been com.guided iKiencssiiig tho power of ViKuaAB BiT1 Kits to held the icli. Rend for either of our valuable reference uooks for ladles, f.-r fanners, fur merchants, our Me.Hr.1l 'freatiso on i'l-vases, or our t'atecuism in Intemperance ni:d Tobacco, which last should je re ul by every child uud youth iu the laud. Any two of Uh'oJkao books mailed free on tceipt of lour cents for registration fees. .U. McDonald Drag Co., 692 WashiiigtonSt., N.T. edisulPTnoN. ( b&idftP'-titlvc ron.edj furilim.vod.w-;bytU Uw r i. i nvf cus. ot iho -waist U; t :sJ f long aa,, !, Imolc l"'iriit!.iMWM.oi;t"l(;lni filth lu j -.... 1 I . I .. TWO BoTiXM I KEB, 1,. r w.tnav.iu aim i"i KL'ViisiroH this disease tonus t iL-rur. Oivt-xi- -".at .U' . iddr m. A. t-UiCt il, Jtt Fvarist,, Ksw York.

R. U. AWARE THAT Lorillard's Climax Plug i faring a red tin fay ; ( hTTLortllard Itmii f.iif miuc'it: (hat LorMarii's

rtovjf (.'lloplust, and Hi,;t I ,or Ma rti'i) tSnuttr., arit tiifl best Mui cheapest, fuuUf0' cuiieiderJ ?

- Ma 1 or A'omsn liivtf

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Skunk. Muskrat, Mink, Raccoon

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inmoimn.M?jnc lante Hyi T Url luun

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SOUTH,

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From the fiwt dcae h yniIitonB r pear, and la ten dm at leaat ttro-tUfOa

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tomzf Pcwdew 'till prevent Gai-fs 13 rowix.

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All Sorts of hurts and many sorts of ails of rtw n and beast need a cooling lotion. Mustang Liniment.

WHO 18 UNACQUAINTED WITH THE GEOGRAPHY Of THIS OOUNTRY, WU.

EE by -AAMIRlieu k niB mnr, inai in.

CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND A PACIFIC RAILWAV .

By reason of Its central JJOSiuon ana y""

ia also the favorite and beat route to ana irom Tjorata S-VHr'

JOllOI, VLO-wth oauo, '"""flvv-- SK.rCw .; llclrstnn-

pavenpore, Mitscawno, vvasmrrKw. ;au

fiSSSXi haron and Kansas City.ta Missouri; Leavenworth and Atchison. to KinaisT AibOTt LoMnneapoiWand St, Paul." in -jtaMiM Watertownin Dakota Utmdi-ods of intermediate cltlee, towns, villages and stationsTHE CHEAT ROCBC ISLAND ROUTE ouarantees Ita.paM that se

tnorou Jiiiv oiuiu.tt;u, iua.u-uou, otuwwi v"-

III JTIll V Ull.l.ttV. luau-voui umwvvn - "r" - T - " " .. . Z

Htantloilv -biillt culverts and bridges: rolling scock as neeir perievt,:

rill . V4.T1 1T1H.K1U llil -.. OaliirjliV na,

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human eklll oan mate it

.rtwrt.ixi r.9 nil ll-a trallid OMltir

afi cormectlno; points ia Union Depots, and

luxuries! of its Paaaensrei" Equipment.

which aoverns tho practical

of this route are Transfers at

the unattrpaeaed comforta 1

lllrUIVt'V- .

rvii. I-:. " -a. fn rrCl,,.-. . ..nrAtr-. rilt-txa 0Tif1 t.l-in M1AAiU1 If-1 VIH W

prdofweUvStVd Palace Sleepers of the latest dosUrn. and sumptuous DminffCarn which

ween Chlcaaro and KnflffflW City and'

Beclining Chair Cars.

THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE lathe direct und favorite line between Chicago and Mli.U(poli8 and Kt PauU

where conneotions (tie maoe in union uodoe- lor tut uoinra in mo i end British Provinces. Over thii route, Fast Exnrfss Trains ara run to tM

waierieT piacea, bu inor o-rnunrlH r f Inwi!

5Sr mr"f-. fl,iM nnrl nnatoMl lands of interior Dakota.

oti n . 1. r.rDtnnTi T IMP ia Q m-. 11 .-I V-Anlilr hae

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rjy aaaresamg'

euminpr roaorts. picturesque localities, and ramctair aad flshwa and Mlnnoaota. It is also the moat desirable rout to the

R. R. CABLE,

PresWont and General Manager, Chicago.

The Mirror is no flatterer. Would you make it tell a sweeter tale ? Magnolia Balm is the charmer that almost cheats the looking-glass.

E. ST. JOHN, Gen.ral Ticket and Faiscnger Ag. CMcaoe.

THE MAN Mtt--B wao aaiaa

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