Bloomington Progress, Volume 16, Number 32, Bloomington, Monroe County, 22 November 1882 — Page 1

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BL00M1NGT0N, INDIANA, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1882.

New Sclies-V()L.XV1-N0. 32Y

PITH AMD POrSTT.

Across my lap the baby lies, !

,f.l fMVSM'fTiCn ! Ineyer have

i h. iv , xh k jcil man mm.

And spark lint: fancie geCSBe brink j wav Otfe the other, Jl

n-xi.tlt tub cnA's sail

Is dimme by me hinx smsetet still.

And all his dreamincs, hit

V

I fT. CrroflHd

w vernal

W0J5.

L. "Hush I Mattie Responded, lowering

her tout. "Don t speak so lend, in

t poor .feUfiwV from Carlin's the

weM-mmdetr young man, you know,

whom his friends have boarded there.

happened to see him be-

tta he is qmte harm-

limn $im standing there

effort to go one

felt sorry for lum

-i antl brought hin hw.f , a ' WHatr Carlin's Mof!" snouted Ohs. f 1 I A i!

IjaWvS . f r4aWt)kASV Allot, call

! him so - which is vorp rude and uai trijrtWTjifyon,'' retorted Mattie. "But i trtetronWw-'is how to get rid of him. They say he never will go away unless i you put him put by nviin force."

dfilgeirhva loir and prolonged chuckle. '"Nowoir Bave "done? it!" said hs.

We'll a Jitth until the deluge

ci9-upfwKi H'-aj! scow roan got you i at -your fftamma"

But Mr. Clifton Darnnde wnifcHl for

rt r " tTft 52CfIf f : " i nWich deuOTement He, the pink of ffiiinavi iTWti'ihV nrtSarfeiiieHa nm7 the mold of New

CURIOUS AND SCIENTIFIC, ! snide to aid thorn in discovering which

A Swiss oxperimtuitor has protlneed r tl places to weep and which to gnr-

artifieiajimotlier-of-ijearl wlnuli cannot

Lie aid beneath a babv't

I stoop to ktiw its dimpled grace.

''TWT5rbRlIih3IBiEirbiia!rndmore.

O. glow of wit! O, prayer of mint! O, brlch.ct niotnre n can paint!

O, aU-b-n Ciyt nnic, rh ancMHIt

IBr.lwi?.lord,

rniBrcfftBt': . Tine ntiirCT-ntni,

May brinit t!:e j'y of he ivt n more ner,

CARLIN'S ID.OT.

I

rande. "Well, I might tau Btiatdd i iQWJortn. to oe tatfm tleUDerately imd

iiry weanier. 'j'-q m eeKmioaa to uanms ltuot r it v

this shinv. showirv

teiulerbudtlincv, creen of the- &rin(ty

. 1-1 i trijitiJ i it . I. -w

i luimies : mjamv .100 c crenii arte

) the trailing ajrlu

arel nooks, fvihtre tfe

as

philosophy ;

Land, catching up his skeleton portfolio

and hat, He; rusBed trnt i.ito the ram. "Perhi5 I -needed the iesson," he su'd, to mskself; "but it was rather a

keen west wind, and the sunshine

withe ntmnea munatnra wateri , - 1 1

bowlders kept 4c(ff' rhe-f-sharp one. Garlntfe idiot, indeed!"

He got home to Castleton Hall, where

aer was the gnest ef Mr. Alberipie C stlfe, just as a superb raini)0v was arch

ing tlia ; npping trpod and. .the sun broke ja, a great blaze of glory from the

fall kept up its 'imbstoI ' plaint, and a !,. st-

i UniMtftjrotiaMaj woundan4twiarldir? Ibfihl'teri va ton rain toaQk

among ptJotojpf the tapap , fquisitely transpfjeat that one could see the very stones r.nd pebbles at the botIt was a picturesque, little,, glen . 0 3 itnooghijBBrt i:.de j4iaii&ably annoyed at. having to fold ap hia portfolio .before" lu) had complete his ; -ieteh. , ; " suppose il is a good mile and a. . half to the village inn," said he to himself.' "I wouHer if there is a farmhouse near at hind where I can find a isomftonorfrjsii rint r" -Irew as ho' st-iod, hesitating and ' s -watching the fcriliianf fall of the spark- ' lmg tfroiw nmnst the' lackgronnd of the pwpteblacfc- olonds, the bowery WtmtltJxWto W afted and a light figure came down the path a "riohlkTi-hairedl deep-eved girl of 18,

with ah: own calico dress, jinv linen

and

Fshe.Jiadt!kd.AQ had thought of only two things Carlin's idiot, and

ATaine Wiliett a fair, serious face. '-How she pitied me !" lie said to himself. "There was a serene, graciona cp&vsassjqn, , jng every word- she spoko, every "glance she bestowed upon me. I might have known it was not intended for my own personality clumsy, conceited blockhead that I wast" . "Lillian," he said to Miss Castle that evening, "have you invited Miss Wiliett to vour party next week ?" "Mattie Wiliett ?" said Lillian, knitting together her pretty brows. Oh She's old Farmer Willett's daughter. She sing exquisitely, and accompanies herself with taste on the guitar. She i a very sweet, cultivated girl. But what do you know about her, Clifton ?

bo distinguished from the genuine.

One of the problems of the time is to obtain silk direct from worms If it is solved a grand industrial triumph will have toticrmioled. Our silk-worms kuVans-fen'not be unwound will be valuable. w The proportion of matter assimilated from different kinds of food varies 'greatly, according to investigations of Mr. Max Rubnor. Of the nitrogenous matter in fresh meat and eggs, only 2.5 to 2.7 per cent, is rejected ; in milk, 7 to 12 per cent.; in pens, beans, etc., 10.2 per cent. It is iuferred that a healthy body can not be sustained on an exclusively vegetable diet. The weight of a oubio inch of hamruered platinum, in ten-thousandths of

.tu.pjpnn.d is .7356 ; of native platinum,

.7982; of pure gold, cast, .b'J65; gold, hammered, .7008; .--of copper, cast, .3179; plate copper, .3 M6; copper wire, .3880; silver, pure, cast, .2786; silver, hammered, .3802; cast iron, .-2U07; wrought iron bars, .2817; wrought iron wire, .2811 ; rolled plates. .2737 ; lead, cast, .4106; lead, rolled, .4119; Quincy granite, .096; Susquehanna granite, .0971; Vermont marble, .096: Italian marble, .0972. The ' enormous amount of power

stored up in coal Is thus set forth by

Prof. Sogers: The dynamic

gle. It was a little embarrassing to Miss Ellsler to make a grand dramatic hit, hat was supposed to yank loose a freshet of woe, to be greeted with a snort of demoniac laughter fioni the rear of the Grand Opera House. It s eeiued to unnerve hor and surprise her, but she kept hor balanco and he r head. When

! death and ruin and shame and dishonor

were pictured in their tragic borrow the wild unfettered humorist of a crude civilicition fairly yelled with delight. He thought that the tomb and such things were intended to bo synonymous with the minstrel show and the circus. Hu thought that old Dnnstan Kirke was there with his sightless eyes to give Laramie the grandest, riprouriugest tempest of mirtU that she had ever experienced. That is why we say that we will never have a successful performanra in the theatrical line till some of this class are provided with laugh and cry guide books. Laramie Boomerang.

The Malarious Mormon. Our esteemed Mormon contemporary says :

"It is often charged that the 1 Mormons ' are under bondage to their oe- ! clesiastieal lenders. The truth is that there is, if anything, too much laxity i of discipline among us. The lines are very loose." . This is true. Wo have heard little

value of ! remarks going around through our best

AGRlCULTUlUt Illnta to Wheat Qruv ers, The New York Commercial Adver-ii.-r give? tho following advice to wheat growers : As -ue gains experience in cultivating any ero,., ho finds that ho em deduce certain rules'. or maxims, which, though condensed, nevertheless f:ive much real information. So some 1 ne lias announced the following formuli, which will he of interest to such as are novices in she it cnl ure: 1. The best sjil for wheat is rich clay loam. 2. Wheat like a g od, deep, soft bed. 3. Clover turned under makes just snch a bed. 4. The bes.t sesd is oily, heavy, plump and elwiu. 5. Alwut two inches is the best depth for sowing the seed. fi. The drill puts in the seed better and cheaper than broadcasting. 7. From the middle of September to t ie last of October is the best time for sowiiiR. 8. Drilled, cne bushel of seed per acre; if koto broadcast, two bushels per acre. 9. One heavy rolling after sowing does much good. 10. For flour, cut when the grain begins to harden ; for seed, not until it has hardened. Take Care of the tfooU.

In keepirig them from cold and wet, ft'id hi the judicidtis' pfeparation and quality of their iavX.PoH'V tj AionlhliJ, HOUSEKKEPERS' HEM'S.

one pound of good steam eoal is equiva- i circles to the effect that in the Mormon lent to the work of a man a day, and ! church there was too much laxity and

three tons are equivalent to twenty j that the lines were loose. This is a years' hard work of 800 days to the state of affairs that is bound to exist iu

year. The usual estimate of a four-foot : a society where a man has a different 1 seam is that it will yield one ton of good I sized corset hanging on each of his bed coal for every square yard, or about i posts and a new stvle in each chair in

5,000 tons for each acre. Each square ! Ids boudoir; and is proud of it. We

mite will then contain 3,y(M),tXH)

which, in their total capaeitv for the

Money saved is money earned, is an old saying, but it is nevertheless a true j one. It saves money to take good care of farming implements and machines, i Every machine and implement used on ' the frrin, when no longer need -d in the

routine of fanning operat'ons, should

be cleaned,

taled and, if necessary.

tons, i hone we may be pardoned for speakinar P nu uien pus wuere w iu not

with some degree of freedom of the i

be exposed to the weather, or a d imp

rtf1ifirm rtf niVnivs in Kinn bvn.ilKft nur i atmosphere.

mission on earth is to make men better. ! , To mBn.V farmers in this country are

lar too negugent anout tins m titer, it is not uncommon in a ride over al-

Oh," said oar hero, evasively, "I '

trrllft at nee it and wrist, and carrying in 1 nave chanced to near of her in my

her hand a gvpsv bonnet, half filled

fthviMk flowers,. JShe. naased and

And who is this

fted hia

"You

is

et'lim

ha wi.h native courtesv.

. "It is r.uning,"she said gravely.

wu get wey" "Unfortnnittery, yes," he responded. "Peviap you can tell 'me of some place near y iu which I eun t ike shelter?" angsggfajPa mbrD ikin'S lrn," said the woodland apparition, but it is on the other side of the river, and the roof leaks tike an old sieve. And there is

our h.m e just over the edge" of the - I think you had better go to our house." .

'there,'

- nf, OiwwwM V&Md trie

lotion of

tor you,

- 3a.rtrW-WmfOtl Wrw,sl nor liaiul, jjaml Pin very sorfy7 indeed fmm please rah a love

"terrn

bel, Hf rtwuM Uke4. if you Trill Isllow me?"

Wrtti, thr-atest

"woHdy saiirMrrOami!

amfmore bewildered, i hen come ' tiii way, said the nymphs flositing gracefuBy on before,

ne puqpie-inact clonus ionmng a back-

peregrinations.

Charley?" '' "He is her broflier," said Lillian 'eaten ' And then Mr. Durande felt better. But it was not without a certain mn-liciou-s satisfaction that Clifton bowed low to Mattie Wiliett (looking prettier thKn ever & white mnsliiy 'and pale, bine ribbons - the night of the party at Castloton Hall, when Lillian introduced them. She looked at him with soltmn surprise, evidently regognizing him, vi spite of his diamond shirt studs, laven-

t der neoJrtio and elegim t evening suit.

xou see," said he. with a smile, tn-it I am not Carlin's idiot, after alL But I

have to thank your gracious and gentle hospitality, all the same." '' "I am sorry I miide such an awkward I

afa in he" " 1Bnt 1 not," said Mr. Dnrande,

" ,, ' ior n snowed me tpa spontaneous cuaryour mend, ; and auess of your nature."

And l-efore he evening was over they were the best of friends. Mr. Ciift n Burande's picture of "An

April ohower Over

hung on the " lght line iu the next

springs exhibition at the Aeadcrav of

production of power, are equal to the labor of over 1,000,000 able-bodied men

for twenty years. That is why we burn the midnight ci- : Bobekt T. Coopeu, M. D., in t he Dub- ! gar and aim our wormwood-soaked pen ; lin Journal of Medical SHeiices, re- sin wherever it shows its unbhifihing j ports several cases where he believes 1 face. And we are not making a rule j that the deafness owed its origin in each which we are not willing to abide hy. i patient to a tardv or otherwise abnor- I We have worried along now for several ! mal eruption of the wisdom teeth. That ; years with only one wife, and although the teeth are often the uusnspected ' " uavo added many household atcause of deafness, first, "from the inti- i tractions to our palatial home we have ; mate sympathy existing between the ' never sighed for variegated collections I teeth and the ears, and the consequent i of om tiea- We neyeT Pinel to mike ' verv obviHis prejudicial effect of infan- ' the marriage record of our family Bible 1 tile'detcntion upon these organs. And look like a hotel register. One country, j secondly, from observing the number one flag and one wife, is the platform j of cases' of deafness met with that date we stand on and it would be a pretty ; their initiation from the period of life ! good motto for other people who are at which these teeth appear." ! not in the cannibal business to adopt. ;

You can take a 5 note of the Bank vnan wuwu. aup-

of F.rifrtaiid. twist it into a kind of roue. : Posel1

suspend 339 pounds upon one end of it

and not injure it m the slightest degrei. Bath tubs and pots are formed by compressing the paper made out of linen fibres, and annealed that is, painted over with a composition which becomes a part thereof, and is fireproof. The

tubs last indefinitely, never leak, and, oioxma as wi put in the fire, will never burn an. Yon ' ?H8ht 8et

to be more reckless and a

little more extemporaneous and off

hand in their marital relations, but I

here in the home of enlightenment, with

most any line of public conveyance to see reapers, mowers, seeders, plows and cultivators standing where they were last used. An appropriate estimate of the aggregate loss thus sustained by farmers would lie startling. There is no nee.-ssity for it. If a farmer has no tool-house, her a-i apartment in his barn, or not even a barn, still it wdl pay him to improvise a shed of poles and straw where his implciue ts iu-iy be protected from the action of the weather. It is sheer carclessin-ss and betokens a shitt!e.s-new of which an intelligent farmer ought to be ashamed, to permit valuable nlcus:l aud ma1 chines to go lo destru tion for the want of a little attention a id labor. To clean ii on and steel rem.ive all dirt by scraping and washing, and in a

The yellow rind should always bo removed from lemons that are sliced and used as a garnish for raw oysters, sardines, etc. ' Fob Charlotte Bnsse take one-hall box of gel t ne and dissolve it hi on pint of milk ; tlnm put it with one pint of cream and beat until hard. Put. the cake In a shape and pour on th whipped oream. A very nice dish for breakfast is made of the cold bits of meat left over from a roast of beef, chicken or turkey. Chop them vory fine and add enough gravy to moisten, and when quite hot pour over well-browned tdast. Apple snow is an ornamental dish for a lunch table. Take apple jelly and cover with V frosting mode of the whites of three eggs beaten to a stiff froth; mix with one cup of crim, aild sweeten with sugar to suit the taste. To make delicious potato-puff take two cups of cold mashed potatoes, two cups of cold cooked meat chapped very 11 e, two table-spoonfuls of butter melted, two eggs well beaten, and one cup of mirk; bake in a deep dish iu a quick oven. Fon English riuffhis use three pints of flour and a half teaspoonfnl of salt, and mix these in lukewarm water until

sufficiently stiff for a spoon to

ia 1540, and found it Oiuu a populous aud prosperous civilized Indian community. He was immediately followed by thl Frs.noi.scan friars, who erected a cimrdh afid iSStsbliahed schools the same year. These facis fr said to lie just as easily proved as any Other facts m History. Now, if Ysleta was a populous town iii 15i0.it follows without a doo,bt that it was a town before that time, and it may have been a town even hundreds of years before. Tht same face if people exists there to-day just as pure-blooded, for the most pirt, ns when Coronado fotifid thorn 342 years ago, engaged in the same iigriwutural and mechanical pursuits as their fore fathers in ago back.

AH I'AJ V VllilIII l J.VU , v 13 O ' the statutes in such case made and pro- 1 da.v "i-.80 1' with dry s.uid, and apply

vided, we want to see the lines drawn somewhere. It has been urged that the

Mormons took the desert and made it

! blossom as the rose, and therefore they .j. i , i -

put in the fire, will never burn up. Yon ?u8nl ro 881 oa V"

can beat on them with a hammer aud i "

statement. me iuuriuuna tuu& mo

upon, then put in half a pint of yellst. Make the mixture the evening before, mid bake in small pans for breakfast. Foil chicken salad take the breasts ol two chickens, two large bunches of celery and five lmrd-boiled eggs; chop each very fine and mix thoroughly; make a gravy of one table-spoonful ot mustard, two of sugar, ono cup of vinogar and half a ci p of butter, and pout over the salad hot. Sweet-potato custard is a very palatable dish, and is made of two' ordinary-sized potatoes boiled and mashed fine, with one table-spoonful of but'or; then add half a cup of sugar and half a cup of sweet milk and mix thoroughly: break in three eggs and stir well; make a good pastry crust, and pour in the same amount as fortwo pies.

Working Tlieir Way lip. An English writer, reviewing Mr, Malleek'ft work on "Social Equality," and speaking of the laboring classes, says t "They do not envy the higher ohtsses their" htfttey J they do envy them their superior culture, and the envy is not ignoble." But ifi it not true that all envy is ignoble and that it never di1 orwill'W'I to any good ends? At first sight it seeiiW flwt considera: tions of this sort are not as applicable to the conditions of life in this country as they ore to English and European civilizatimi. But if one thinks for a moment of thfl Unsettled condition of all questions in this pflrtntfy touching labor and capital, and of the perpetual troubles growing out of the dissatisfaction of the laboring man with Iho ex-

stafcd ' isting order of things, he will see that

we are passing and are bound to iaiK

I through all the phases Of tho social I qution that have vexed European so

ciety ior the lost hall century. Ana though at present there seems to be little prospect of checking this disturbance or of substituting any true principles of lie for the fallacies that underlie and cause the trouble, yet every proper effort must be mode to do so. And the abovo criticism, produced by M:, MaUock's late book, gives an excellent key. It is folly to say the laboring man does not envy the wealth, but only the superior culture of the rich. The money of the fortunate is the one thing that the average poor man does envy. He does not want the rich man's head ; thinks his own is just as pood. He does not want the rich

man's cares and anxieties and endless

For a good lenion-oream cake use one i thought to make ends meet and increase

the dividends, ne siuipiy wants toe rich man's money. It is not healthy emulation of talent and power, it is simply low envy of that which talent and power have won, and as far as it is this it is certainly ignoble. To talk of envying another man's superior culture

is the veriest nonsense, xne riomenc that a laboring man has siuTiciehc wit to appreciate culture enough to see what it is and what it does for the man who

up of butter, one and onnrh ilf cup! ol i

sugar, two and one-half cups of no ir, I wo table-spoo iluls of b .king powder, one-half cup of milk and three eg-s. li ko in layers and m ike a cream uf the j ice o two lemons, two-third of a cup of srrtar, o.-ic cu;i of butter, two tableup onfnl i of flour aud one egg. A sreri tapioca pudding is mad-o oJ i'onr table-spoo af tils of tanioea, one

quart of milk, the yelks of four eggg J has it, that moment the laboring nun

aid three taute-spooniuls of sugar. Hoa'; the tapioc t for several hours in n lit'le water mid boil the milk and pour it over the tapioca. When it ia almost cold add the snotar and eags,

de es not envy the superior man, he sets

out to equal or surpass him. Does he dc it? In ninety-nine cases out of a hi ndred he does. More than ninuty

pe r cent, of our rich men were poor

m the'

more

not injure them. Plates compressed and annealed are very durable ; you can not only wash them, but drop them upon the floor and stand upon them. The fork can be used for any practical purpose, and the knife can ' always be kept sharp. Paper can be substituted for wood, converted into picture frames

and colored like walnut, cherry and the ; like. Bedsteads are fashioned the same j as car-wheels, only of long strips in- J stead of rings. They are very lienutiful

and lasting. Cooking or heating stoves

4.

ft

are also annealed, and it. is impossible

to burn them'oHt; they are less costly I

Glitter Falls" was ! than iron. A house can be literally

constructed of and furnished with every convenience in paper. The printing

STOun4f.'rherexqiu ite face and figure, j Desis?' Mattta W"Uett took an in-1 press, type and all the fixtures of the

rnDiirariae WMnontemntiHa 1 2 cwd, leaning ijpoa the arm of j and more cheaply than the ordinary

Mdenariaa bat k whmj tT Jw, pn young artist mmseir. Kind, a complete steam engine can do

Us i&mM&d & ereryTei" "And to Hunk th ,t I, a simp e litt'e kee.,np Tith thfegirl. country girl, shouhibe engaged to such W.Se-- th? .HMhtrVr said he a gre . artist!" she munmjrcd so low

df, asMksrriid-n. "W tfcis isn't lJni Vff. coma leaott

gonnm,JWitarltv. I ddn know SJT' . . - ... .

w;, r--2vn art st, 'ne responded, "bntiwr-

Across a patch of woodland, tliron !S,w!S?e!waon8,; ..ne af,?.r U- . 1

pasture field, where yoanir laJrS ' f . darling, the

thus mnnnfactnred and do all required duty. Clothes and shoos will conns in the" future. Twenty-nine bourt aro

needed to transfer linen fibre car-wheel.

most fertile valley in the universe and '

after a good many years got the watermelon, the grapo, the mulbery and the camelhnir kid to grow luxuriantly in the valley of the Jordan ; but they have planted in that delightful vale, a large '. and vigorous smell which it will take 75,000,000 worth of legislation and perhaps hogsheads of choice gore to disinfect J Vhere. are thousands of stirring, active, intelligent American citizens of Yankee descent who are waiting till their families will have a home in Utah : protected by the local laws and ('micas- ; ian social customs, and then they will ' make the modern Zion get up and hump itself with teeming industries that will : make Utah think she has been slumbering for twenty years. i In the language of that illustrious ;

bard whose name has at this moment escaped our memory, we don't believe a polygamous community ought to sass

into a 1110 government witn so mucu impuiuj ty.Jioomerana.

to the iron a coat of beeswax and resin,

in the .roportioii of four parts of resin to one of beesw.ix.. melted together and put op. while hot. To preserve, the wooden parts they should be painted with g od linseed 6ii, turpentine and

white lend. Any desired coloring mat- ! well beaten; bake for an ho ir, and after i workintr bovs. and some of then were

ter can be added. Liquid drier, with I it has cooled a little add the whites of laboring men clear into the early years boiled oil a:id turpeut nc, may bo em- j the eggs to one-half pound of sugar for '' 0f manhood. They did uot envy their ployed on hand tools, or crude pn'role- j lrosting. j superiors. They felt that within theaium may bo used on woodwork, appli- d j FoR chicken p'e, m.Vte t';o crust like j selves which, whan applied, would s?t as loug as wjod will absorb it. JV. trie j baking powder biscuit, onlv a little them in the front ranks among their Farmer. ) shor.er. Have it half an inch thick and i follows, and they applied their powers line a fonr-anai t nan with it. Boil two I and forced themselves ahead. The

aurkyjir..ii,,s. j gmnU chk.kens ,tu tender, and place It is a notabl v-establislwd fact among 1 the pieces smouffly in the pan ; .sprinkle

experienced cultivators of- this kind of ile,Pfr anu ,a nnl n""r ovor " enJ

butter; pour over all a little of the liquor the chickens were boiled in and spread on the top crust about half an inch thick, cutting air-holes in it. Bake until the crust is thoroughly done.

were friskinar and mild-eved bows

ed their beads to watch, the they

pu,wnere Oi(!H jonqutfs

etOSIMrS Ol TUMIC41M mwra burut

hrxhriahce; -

"I do not 'know whom I am to thank

lorau this fcindness," said Durande.

J IT liJ If l.' s I Wfll!

teirhat a Piece of Work Is Man I"

Already in the first man who trod

lQm WS self-COinplaC.-ncy it was h slm of rmr ulnnet tli own lllnclinii

when I discovered that you had mistak- i jeal and chemical discoveries of lin

es EM, the budding geniUS. the COD- I r-minfWl wam nntiV.iiintwl TTia

flS.Xff!?2!? J?rf;er, for Carlin's idiot !" : tosues were woven in loom no east-

'JEMS fWJP'W'-- - woulTrn't for all t.he"worl 1 !

fox.l that younj hen turkeys are n .t so good as are l.heir elders for reproduction. They will not lay a very :urge ; number of eg?s in a season, but what i they do yield, when se', will produce ' large profits at. hatching, and their eggs are also more certain to bo fertile.

The turkey hen will often bteal her . nest by hersoli' in a fence corner, or lie- j 1 neath an old pile of rails, but the j

1 greater danger is, she will wander off i too far from the house, and hor eggs : become the prey of skunks, ero .vs and ; other nusohiel'-doers, that either prowl about in darkness or lie iu ambush i awaiti-ig plunder, i The best p'. ace for a turkey's nest is

on the bare ground, taking care to -also it above the o anger of flooding during

No Deluge In the (.'yclupedia. Many years ago a new encyclopedia was t o lie published in England. "The Deluge" was one of the topics to bo described as a specialty, and it was assigned to an eminent scientific man. He treated the theme with all tho freedom of modern science, and the revisers

found his article so far out of the ortho-

same is true and m nearly as large a proportion as regards the matter of superior personal aud intellectual ul--ture. Ninety per cent, of thecultuied men of mature life to-day were the boys of poor parents and themselves worked their way to education with thoir own brave hearts and hands. Culture is a thing partly born in the blood, partly attained by labor and endurance, but never stolen by whining, or idleness, or envy. It is pluck, a firmer stop and clearer head and a more determined will.

Bless His Heart. In a very elegant palace car entered a weary-faced, poorly-dressed woman with three little children one a babe

i dox range of opinion that they feared to her face as si,0 8ettled down into on of icsoit. Annoumement was therefore ' iTOrii eliaiwi but was iminkly

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rain and to shelter it above, locating it : '1 ' " "g I dispelled as she was asked rulely to

wimi ui9uacivus uipfmiiy. AI9 you

tired? Please take this cushioned chair

sortpftftowal

weVe blo-somftif' iu the windows pink

primroses, sweof-scented geraniums and efveHtwfcl MMatfhj ' roses- engravings, framed ia pine cones and rustic work, hung on- tile walls; a bine-ribboned guitar lay on the chintzr covered

muASJarjpginirsJ'I.I .

Am I i the enchanted land?" He

asked hiuaelf.- "Ia this a modejra Utoi pia, an Arcadia of the nineteenth century, where wood nymphs take pity upon belated travelers, and all the world lfeWtfaittyfe fi0?r4rtttfteitisthat ., I cainsdowji to Glitter falls to sketch instead of going to Hoyden mountain! 4he is as .beautiful as a dream, and bow stately and graci-ms her manner is! ' And Mr. Dnrande, albeit met a conceited personage, began to comprehend He looked at pn.ttyMattw Wiliett as

she came uato the room with a bowl of mili and. some slices of Jjome made

aa Dread. '- r- " Youiare an-artibt ?" said he.' . "No," said she. .. "At least you admire fine pictures?" "Do you draw or sketok?" he asked. "Oh, no." "Whv dWot she talk?" he thpught. "I wall'make her talk." ' At that -moment, however, a sudden thunderboitr' swiued to cleave the1 sir leisurely into the other room. . il ICharlejJ," she crk ou joyfully an

V ii,elaiiisa some one wlio ted just en-

. te ed from SuQl 'I i

.'. thought the artist; "arid why does she ' . welcome hira in tht enthusiastio way?" " "Wet? I?" echoed a deep, cheery voice. " So danger of that in the world, little Mat! But who have you got in tho sitting-room?" ' "Jealous, eh?" thought Clifton, with iqimle, "I am glad of it T

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am so

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li niltlon In the

Ned Stoke's bar, it is said, talces iu $200 to fcJOO per' day (or rather, night), us it-is patronized-by a crowd of fast fellows who drink nothing but highpriced -.liquors. A dinner at Dolmonico's or Penard's can be bad at from $5 to $46 per guest,- according to the bill of fare and the wine list. A number of dinner parties hiye beep, given during the past season in the Fifth Avenue in which $200 were expended for

iikrawnt 3b.' Hov easy to pay such

iiuls when one's income is $1,000 per day, and this is not a larga figuro among our capitalists; but just look at the other side of social life. Four women were arr ugoed in the police court for selling vegetables and matches in the streets. One of the number said she was a wicow with two children, and that this was their only support. The magistrate re died that it was a violation of the lav and he was obliged to fine them $10 apiece, and as they were conveyed to the prison. one of them fainted. Such contrasts stay be found daily. Speaking of incomes, ex-G-over-nor Morgan's is estimated at $500,000 a year. Russell Sage is rated at vi million to a million and a half, while Jay Gould's income cannot be less than u half dozen millions. To come down to s nailer men, B. L. Stuart has nearly a ra llion yerr, whihi Bobert and Ogden Goelet are each rated i t $250,000. Bennett is rated at $600,000. D. O. Mills

Jftguriw at $300;qD0, and th young Van-

derputa, William and Cornelius, are pot much below htm. - Che estate of A. T. Stewart & Co., has an income of a million, which renders Cornolia Stewart the richest widow in America. The Aatora, John, Jacob and William, are estimated at a million and a half, while William H, Yanderbilt probably has five times that sum; and yet, within five miaates!.wlk of the place where these VftrA1 can find multitudes whose llfe'is'but prolonged battle with famine.

Tixes have so changed that were Daniel Webster alive and upon the streats the fact that he was D. Webster could not secure him a place in the front row at a dog fight. He would have to take bis olanoes with the common herd.

enl fingers, no western machinery could rival. Where strength was needed, a power of resistance like that of iron was given to strands of fibres finer than the spider's thread seen only as it glistens in the sunbeam. Where elasticity was wdhted a substance, like caoutchouc exuded and solidified. The pillars which support his frame wonld crumble under it were they not many times stronger in substance tl an the columns which support his temples. Tho leverage of his limbs is adjusted to his needs with an audacity which no engineer would venture. The hydraulics of the circulation are but clumsily imitated in our aqueducts and theii distribution. And what are all the flood-gates of human contrivance compared to these delicate translucent valves which we were so recently studying, which stand guard at the mouth of the great artery, and arrest the solid column of blood coming back upon them like the blow of a hammer day and night, seventy times a minute for seventy years, and so many more as life may spare us? Man is more than a machine, but as a machine he is an ever present miracle. His heart is a timekeeper which counts tho seconds for a century with one winding up. The healing apparatus of our dwellings in the surface of its radiators aud the pots of its furnaces only repeats the valvulm conniveutes and the villi of our own mucous membranes. No telephone conveys a message so faithfully as the membrane of the tympanum transmits it to the listeners in tho recesses of the labyrinth. No steam engine can work witn so little fuel as the human organism; no dye-house can .prwluce. the glow of a young cheek; no laboratory can manufacture a grain of albunnm; no musical instrument can reach the human heart like a woman's voiie; no lens can adapt itself to light like the human eye. And 80 we como b.ick to the microscope, the perfection of hich developed by imitating as it best might those achromatic arrangements, tfie darkening pigment, the diaphragm, the adjustments for distance, which were all complete in the first man who opened his eyelids on creation.- Dr. O. W. Holmes. Ha. Kirke " In the Wild West. Another point while we are discussing the performance of "Hazel Kirke." There were some pitting back in the tl(ir4 balcony, who need a theatrical

. The Coming Texas Jay Gould. Major Sam Yerger, of Georgia, has i been visiting his brother. Col. Percy

n . r ..... . '

" lerger, ot Austin Avenue, for

weeks, and yesterday laoruing ho started for home. Little Billy Yerger carried his uncle's valise to the railroad depot. Billy is the stingiest, meanest little cub in Austin. Jnsf More the departing visitor climbed into the cars, to test Billy's affection, he said : "Billy, I have taken a liking to you; I am going to leave vou now, liillv.

Which would you rather have my pic- neeti to pay particular attention to see ' sures were taken that the subject should ture, beautifully framed, to romoniber i tlmt. Hie ditfeis are. off their nest as oon be treated this time.in a dull, orthodox

1 in oniviu miiaf. ttlnea TIia tuvlreA' lnvea

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privacy 111 LUtou juubivm lubiici uiuiu than the common hen, and she is an excellent and very patient sitter. Indeed, she sticks to her business so

well that it is often recommended to

hatch more ';han one broad by one turkey hen, .removing the first brood as soon ns out.

. would tie found uiuier tuo iicfuiuig Sio- ; "start her boot."

ah, to be issued later on. Ino subject j A 8mile o amnsen)eut was seen on was then assigned to another writer, j 01 faces as the frightened group But he, too, vos of scientific leanings, I hurried out to enter one of the esimmon and his remarks on Noah and the del- ,,3. Tj.pon oue TOnng fac0 however, uge were too lioll and free for the Com- wfts ft wi.' wi,;u shamed the

mittco on Revision, and were quietly discarded. A second announcement was made that the long expected essays

I on the deluge and Noah would be em-

While tho sitting is going on you will j braced under a later heading, and iea-

me by when I am gone, or a silver dol

lar, for carrying my valise to the railroad depot?" "Howniuch do you suppose I could sell tho picture frame :or?" asked the mercenary little wretch, who has a fine head for business. "I expect you could get fifty cents for it, if you wanted to sell it," replied the shocked uncle. "Well," said Billy, "111 tell you what I'll do, uncle. Instead of a silver dollar, you can throw in your picture for twenty-five cents, and yon can pay me the other seventy-five cents in 'cash, right now. I would not make such a

j as proper, lurkeys stay on their nests and untrue, but eminently safe manner, i very faithfully. The process las a ! third essay was 110 more satisi mmt.h W. if f.lm are fresh thev i factory that its predecessors; for the

! will hatcli day or two earlier. It is ' not necesffirry, however, to be very oarej ful about watching them. The egg yelk I comes in part ith them into the wor d j and serves as nourishment for somewhat I more than a t'tay aft- r hatching. When I yon come to feed them, it would seem I important to in.itate this food as nearly 1 as possible; mid with this idea, eggs in some form boiled hard or made into a . custard with :milk, skimmed and blab

bered milk, -jottng. e'leeso nnd curds sho.ild form their principal food in the

uucmi unci wjwu.rau were uot pas j beg nuuig. Ural crunilH soaked in

I lnuii, nne oariey men or tins iimn una ; hard-boiled -ggs, chopped fine with

brother.1

Billy's uncle compromised with his creditor for fifty cents, and a promise to let Billy carry his valise on the occasion of his next visit. Tcras Sifting

curd and onions, is an excellent diet lor them until they can piu-ialio ui coarser food. It niiikes a great difference in the cost of raising a brood whether it is early or

not, as a brood that 's of the right- size

writer, despite all tho instruction and j

caution he had received from the Kevision Committee, insisted upon being original and new. Four attempts in all were thus made to have the theme written up from the committee's standpoint but w ithout success. Filially the encyclopedia came oit without one word, from its first page to its last, about the deluge. Ilev. Uobert Collyer.

countenance of the others. "Auntie," said the boy to the lady beside him, "I urn going to carry my basket of fruit and this box cf sandwiches to the poor woman in the next oar. You are willing, of course?" He spoke eagerly, but she answered: "Don't be foolish, dear, you may need them yourself, and perhaps the woman is an impostor."

"wo, 1 11 not need them." he answered

Go to the lark for high-flown ideas. One man's jest is another man's jaundice. ' V-' In society, blood khdiibeoiisyitell, although both are only skin deep. A pcBtiC-SPinrTEPlady friend refrains from wearing corsets becaasftshe opposed to anything that interferes itli the liberty of the press. Wheh you see a mamoJ-mn -1 itigging 0, wooden Indian in fronf of cigar store at midnight, it is a fiureTh that theiell tw tonn before :inorning. Sait MACK.3KK1. fa pew shade foe men's clothiiig It ptoliabl intended for wet weather wear, ns nut nuickerel is alway. ahead of a untvei coat for keeping a man dry; ;- A sotTTHEfff paper advisos its reader to place a feather-bed direstly beneath a hammock. Presumably not r occupation, but as an eyvlenee of gooXaith. Commercial Advertiser, Theit were popping core, in tbe'kitchon, and popping corn is pretty work, "Do look," sfcid Jesse, "they go in naked babies, and they come onf beautiful snow-white aigels and fairiejs.""' The girls of the sunny c bine describe this world as one of "bustle,, toil and care." We ngree with them the women have all the bustle, and lite men hare the toil and caraComftr idfe Tribune. . Tatar wero at a dinner partyfand he remarked that he suppojed. she was fond of ethnology. She satd-she was, but was not very well, and tfae doctor had told her .not to e&t anything for dessert but oranges. r "Do rou Uke can'dy mat" nsked littlo Austin boy of Ids mother.' "No, my son ; it makes me deathly sick.'' "I am glad to haar it. Yon are the. kind of a woman I can trust to hold my eandy for me till Pm done playing." Said Mrs. Gallagher: "I think it is wrong to make these soda fountains so shiny, white ind dazzling. They don't; trouble me, ' jut IVe obseirved that my husband can never look at oneiwfthout winking." 1'i-ooWiri Eagle. "Yes," said the gilded youth, "Fred snubbed and cut Jack in frightful way. Of course it was a rude and uncivil thing to do, but then ther were xtennatmg cireumstsnoes. Jack had been making love to Fred' wife.") The practical poet. of The Boston Post wants to know "why shouldn't a girl have her shoes bliicked?" To which the New Haven Register replies: "Don't know ij thing about Boston girls, but -the reason why they cannot in Cfcicagp.4ab8Cse the bootblacks havn't tim... . ( Mr. Wright went out to fish, Atldba became a Wright amrler. . He thought be would try and catch C shark, . And became a try angSer. He laughed to think btrw emart he was. And be liceame a cute antier. Jiut he did no- nee the ahark with Ua aoas under the stern of hia craft, He wan such an obtus 9 angler, t'lltil the creature tipped over Ma boat. When Im became a wrecked angler. . -1 Whitehall Timet. Some genius has invented a little article called ft "fire-kindlet." Unless it is made in the shape of a coal-oil can, the newly-imported girl will not toucla it. If it contains somethiag that will explode, and knock the domestic end over end two or three chairs, and burn off her eyebrows without doing any other damag ?. there may be a large demand for the "ftre-kindler." "Have one of my cards," said a drummer to a frier d he met just at dark, us he reached down in his pocket and handed hiin the first card he came across. They walked along till they passed imder gas-post, and then the friend, fouled and handed it back. "I thought," said he, "you were in the dry goods, but I sea you are selling hardware!" He had handed him the jack of spa, jUs.-T.ca-ville Argua. "I think a bath daily would be lieneficial in yovaw case," said a-physician to a patient. "Well, I don't know, doctor,1 he feebly replied. "I too it'bath once, a year or two ago; I felt better, for a while, but it wasn't long liefore I was just as bad ns ever, and I have been growing worse ever since." This is almost equal to the French' medical writer, who objected to lathing, because it removed the natural secretions of the skin. Dcbiko a Deadv ood quarrel the other night a woman was seen 'to rush between the combatants, and throwing herself liefore one of them exclaimed to tho other: "Don't shoot, oh, please don't shoot him 1" Greatly affected, the foe lowered his revolver. and asked in tremulous tones: "Are you his sweetheart, wife, or sister?" "No," answered the peacemaker, ''but this man lias a room at my home and owes me three weeks board."

No Mustache on Principle, Professional etiquette is strictly in

sisted on at the Belgian bar. At a j at t'lM,'ririlt tilu to mU.h t),o fst crop

W y"" , " jvitus , of grassho-ipers will iiu-i adv.)cato who was about to address the j ta wlr a,lvftIltft. If

ing magistrate with the remark that it was a violation of precedent and propriety for counsel to appear before the court with a mustache. "I was under tho impression,'- replied the advocate, "that my must i.'. ho was of such microscopic magnitud" -w not to be likely to attract the attention

of the court." ; "It is not a question of quantity.'' ; said the magistrate, "but ono of priuoi- j pie." Somewhat afraid of giving offensu, and reluctant to have the interests of his client prejudiced, the young lawyer j

, i.j 1 f"i or suddon and heavy showers.

a uaruer; uu mid iusuuii.o , n, .i ......1;

must be

roaso aiac.', ami

vou have ample

I s;iace for them to romi 111, or woods J near by, yon will be surprised to see j how iudustri.ously they will pick the insects, nuts and s-eds which come in I their way. With young tnrkevs avoid i fatigue, which creates unrest, and wifhj out the natural rest the birds dwindle, t pino and die. They are also weak i-om : rapid growth, and aro easily worried. Keep an eye an the flocks, as they neod j especial oaro whil young. In a w.irm, j sunny atmosihere they will take care of themselves. The dump, cloudy days I worry them far the first few woo ;s ; but, I well over thin period, with a coveriug

on their heads, books and wings, they

A Beautiful Custom. In the mountuius of Tyrol it is the custom of tho women and children to come out when it; is bed-time, sing their national songs until they hear their husbands, fathers and brothers answer them from the hill on their return

! home.

j On the shores of the Adriatic such a i custom prevails. There the wives ol ! tho fishermen come down about sunset, i and, singing the first stanza, they will 1 listen awhile for an ausweaitig melody

from off the water, and continue to sing and listen till tho well-known voice comes borne on the waters telling that tho loved 0110 w almost home. How sweet to the wtary fisherman, as thf shadows gather around him, must b

tho snugs of tht- loved ones at homo. ! that sing to cheer him; and how they j strengthen and tighten the links that i

bind those humble dwellors by the soa

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tnat ir, was iix.y. .mu, , thr0 j, tfie (,ovy

were luio.mcu 4W wuuv- - agninsk Af((r tho .)0ults 8)loot t,1Cl

r"""'"""- I red" the critical period may be said to ! have passed, and the danger from those

Slease hang up," is the polite tele- causes need not be feared; but liefore

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wiig wuju vwwj ut.ii v van ivtvyvv vmv

! doridedly, but in a very' low tono.

'You know I had a hearty breakfast,

and don't need a lunch. The woman looked hungry, auntie, and so tirtid, too, with those three little babies clinging to her. I'll lie buck in a minute, twi ne; I know mother wouldn't like it if I didn't speak a kiud word to the least of these when I meet them." The worldly aunt brushed a tour fiom her eye after the boy left her, and said audibly : "Just like his dear mother." About five minutes later, as the lady passed the mother and the three, children, she saw a pretty sight the family feasting as peril aps they had never done before; the dainty sandwiches were eagerly eaten, the fruit bafcket stood open. The eldest child, with her mcuth filled with bread and butter, said, "Was the pretty boy an angel, mamma?"

.Mo, answered tne niotne., ana a 1 grateful look brightened hor faded ! eyes, "but he is doing angels' work, bless his dear heart !" j "And we, too, said, 'Bless his dear ! heart 1' "Peoria Vail

French Decorations.

An Eye If an Fooled, . A drummer for a New York opticalinstrument louse happened' into Evansville, and whilo exhibiting his samyles produced a box of artificial eyes of all colors and begin to" descant upon their superiority.- Whihi enlar.apng: pompously upon the boauty of his goods a littlo man stepped up and said: "You may talk about your goods being the best iu the market, but can yon prove vour assertions? No- sit, yon cannot." Just look at this left eye of mine if you wonld see perfection." The optical man examinjjd it closely, aud with a half sneer in his vow asked: "Where did you get that eye?" "Got it in New York." "Well, sir, I can assure rou thn yon didn't get it at our house. ' "No, I got it at another place." "Exactly. Such bpteh work as that is never allowed to leave our factory. The least defect of an eye condom: it, and yours is full of bleuvislies. Ia the first "place it is too liglit shad to match the other one, and tine can see that it is a size too snifJl for yon. Again, it ia not natural in ijs ap)arance. It wil1. deceive niy one. Its artificial points crop out every -J.de, and it has not one single Aspect of the natural eye. How long h'aye yon vorn it?" "Ever since I can remember. Yon see I was born in New York, ami this eye was born with me. Its a natural eye and a mighty good one too." The ejw wu picked up iiis grip and quietly faded from viswv-EwMfcSDtUs Argus. The Metropolitan Hoard of Works in London controls iin area of 122 square miles, covered 3y population of nearly 4,000,000. t."he royal parks cover 1,742 aci-es, and other open spaces 1,670 acres. The largest of the "lungs of London" is formed by Hyde 3 .rk and Kensington Ganlena, which together cover 648 acres, or a Uttie more than one square mile.

pliouio for "Hold your tongue,'

The Oldest I own in Texas. Ysleta, on the Bin Grande, twelvo miles below El Paso, is the county seat; of El Paso county, has a population ol! about 2,500, and is one of the most iu terestiug places ia the world. It is in teresting f 0111 i's great antiquity ant. the peculiarities of its people, its ngri culture and its products. It is far tlm

guarded i oldest town in Texas, and there can bi

l ut e doubt that :it is also the oldest u. the United States. It is said to bo t. well-established historical fact that t. Spanish explorer or niil-tary adventu rer, uame4 Coroaadq visited tle plti

1

; and bits of ribbon is well known, j When he was dictator of France, ore of 1 his friends remarked to him that ho j wore no decorations. "Non,"' laughed ho, "mais j'en donno." The passior. has j bo grown in France that a law has been ! found necessary to prevent people from j j adorning themselves with symbols of ' , dignity to which thoy aro not entitled. ' I Even Euglishtueu do not disdain tho j Legion of Honor; which from time to j j time has been bestowed on makers of j mustard aud furniture, and duly hung ;

up by them iu their shop windows for advortsiing purposes. But fitter a while the Chancellor of the Order invited them to discontinue this practice, and I believe it was discontinued,

There aro ninetv-fonr ssrvnrita m Queen Victoria's housoho d. Her i." jHty ought to appreciate the rema. k . irrepressible "Sam Law-n," whc u.d: "1 should thfik them Ivings and iiobies 'ould feel' though tlasy kei- tahveui and was a-boardin' the tower cl isses." The whlovr of B.tron Solomon de

Rothschild h one of the handsomest brunettes ill French society. She lives alone with hsr daughter, the riohMit ot all the Rothschild heiresseiHin abttiutiful house in ihe Fanbourg St. Hoiiore, Paris. . "Have fishes brains?" asks Etdora. We dont know about that, but comq save soles.

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