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THE BANNERGRAPHIC October 20,1990

Dear Abby f Wife is no longer laughing at husband’s tiresome joke

DEAR ABBY: This afternoon, When the newsboy delivered our paper, my husband invited him in, in order to tip him. I happened to be ir( the room, so my husband said to the bo/, “Meet my wife but don’t laugh!” Over the 40-some years we’ve been married, he’s used this kind of introduction innumerable times, and everyone laughs. I do not think this kind of introduction is amusing and have told him time and again, to no avail. ; Today, however, I felt that I had really had enough and I told him so. His defense: “You have no sense of Humor.” Abby, how would you judge this 9 HAD ENOUGH IN WISCONSIN DEAR HAD ENOUGH: It’s your husband who has no sense of humor. But that’s not all he lacks; he also lacks sensitivity, dipm passion and respect for his \fcife of more than 40 years. £' People sometimes laugh out of embarrassment, shock, or the iUappropriateness of a remark, pear lady, if your husband has some positive qualities to offset the obvious negative ones, please rqsh them to me so I can sleep better tonight. •'?' ♦ * » DEAR ABBY: I was very much amused by the letter from a mother who received outraged insults whenever she took her children out in public on leashes. 1 : In England, “harnesses” are much mbre accepted perhaps because people walk more in England than vyfe- do in the States. So when my hiisband was an exchange teacher in London for a year, I purchased leather harnesses for our 18-Tnonth-ol'd twin daughters. They didn’t seem tppbject, and it gave me a great deal oj peace of mind. It wasn’t until we were back in the States and we changed planes in Dallas that I realized how many Americans felt about children on leashes! I received dirty looks, muffled negative comments and some outright insulting criticism as Wfe strolled through the Dallas airport. I felt like a criminal. Then a very distinguished older gentleman approached me with a smile and said, “How I wish those things were ground when my twin girls were al?out the age of yours!” Believe me, Abby, that man made my day. h LOVING MOM IN SACRAMENTO

‘Glory’ top

By The Associated Press The following are the most popular videos as they appear in next week’s issue, of Billboard magazine. Copyright 1990, Billboard Publications. VIDEO RENTALS 1. “Glory” (RCA-Columbia) 2. Miss Daisy” (Warner) 3. on the Fourth of July” (MCA-Universal) 4. Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie” (Family) 5. “Bad Influence” (RCA-Columbia) 6. Versus the Volcano” (Warner) 7. “Internal Affairs” (Paramount) 8. (Touchstone) 9. Birds” (Touchstone) 10. to Kill” (Warner Bros.) 11. “Peter Pan” (Disney) 12. Steel” (MGM-UA) 13. “Crazy People” (Paramount) 14. “Revenge” (RCA-Columbia) 15. “All Dogs Go to Heaven” (MGMUA) 16. Party” (RCA-Columbia) 17. Shock to the System” (HBO) 18. “Lord of the Flies” (Nelson) 19. “Nuns on the Run” (CBS-Fox) 20. “Impulse” (Warner)

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DEAR MOM: Knowing something about what a handful a pair of spirited 2-year-old twins can be, I’m sure my dear, departed mother would also have appreciated some kind of “harness” for her twins. * * * DEAR ABBY: Many years ago, I wrote to you about a problem I was having with my fiance. Whenever he lost his temper, he would curse. He never used obscenities; he would curse taking the name of the Lord in vain, such as, “Oh, God d— it!” You suggested that he substitute some other phrase, so being an opera lover, he’d say, “Oh, Gotterdammerung it!” It diffused his anger, broke the tension, and brought a little laughter into the conversation. SAN FRANCISCAN ♦ * * DEAR ABBY: lam tired of people’s complaints about barking dogs. Unless a person lives jn the country with a couple of acres between houses, there is no way sounds can be eliminated, other than eliminating the dogs, cats, roosters, whatever. People have gotten used to the sound of trucks, highway traffic, screeching tires, electric mowers, electric saws, airplanes, buses, sirens and dozens of other sounds but let a dog bark, and all h— breaks loose! There’s a barker across the street from us and a highway three blocks away, and I’ll take the barker any day; I can’t call the police about the highway noise. JULIE IN TULARE DEAR JULIE: You failed to mention that a barking dog discourages burglars not only in the owner’s home, but the neighbors’ too.

video rental

VIDEO SALES 1. Pan” (Disney) 2. Dogs Go to Heaven” (MGMUA) 3. Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie” (Family) 4. Little Mermaid” (Disney) 5. Sound of Music” (CBS-Fox) 6. by Step” New Kids on the Block (CBS) 7. Pan” (RCA-Columbia) 8. King and I” (CBS-Fox) 9. Hammer: Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em” (Capitol) 10. “Carousel” (CBS-Fox) 11. “Disney’s Singalong Songs: Under the Sea” (Disney) 12. (Disney) 13. “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Super Rocksteady” (Family) 14. Harry Met Sally” (Nelson) 15. “Playboy Wet & Wild II” (HBO) 16. “Beaches” (Touchstone) 17. Fonda’s Lean Routine” (Warner) 18. “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Cowabunga Shredhead” (IVE) 19. I Shrunk die Kids” (Disney) 20. “Lethal Weapon 2” (Warner-1989)

Abigail Van Buren

Apartments

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For Rent

Small house on S. Indiana St. $325/mo. + utilities + deposit. No pets. Schneider Realty, 6538702. NEW, HUGE, secure, dry storage space available. Call Tony Harmless, 6534575. 6-20-TF

Lost & Found

LOST: Gray Siamese cat on E. Franklin St. 6533901 or 653-7157 after 6pm. LOST: Brown pen & pencil set in pocket case. If found please call 653-3511. 10-20-2 P

Musical Items

WANTED: Cash paid for good, used guitars & amplifiers. 653-6213, evenings. 10-20-30 T

Business Opp.

OUR GOAL IS TO IMPACT WORLD HEALTH Want to feel better-truly betterwant to help others? Call me & I will tell you how. 317/653-9469 9«.m.-3p.m.

Legal Notice

NOTICE TO VANBIBBER LAKE CONSERVANCY DISTRICT WATER USERS The Vanßibber Lake Conservancy District water supply failed to comply with the Federal drinking water standard for cotform bacteria for the month of June, 19S0. The colform organism is used as an indicator of the microbiological quality of drinking water. The presence of coliform indicates possible contamination of the water by dwease-causing organ! sms. We believe thia problem was caused by contamination of the water sample at the collection plant We are attempting to Isolate md solve the problem by a thorough inspection of treatment facilities and sampling techniques, if necessary, a private engineering firm will be contracted to help solve the problem. Vanßibber Lake Coneervancy District Board of Directors Art Zickman James Bicknell Marion Love October 20/1T

Your new job can be found in the Classified Section. Call 653-5151

Apartments

For Rent

—————— NEW LIGHT Commercial Warehouse Space For Rent 653-4575

For Rent: Doublewide in country. 3 BR, 2 baths. 386-2489 or 539-4330. For Rent: 18 sq. ft. office space/dance studio-or whatever! All utilities paid. Ample parking. High traffic area. Only $155/month! Phone 653-5879 after 5 p.m. 1 BR duplex, close to town. Fireplace, off-street parking. Available immediately. References & deposit required. 6535229, or 653-6213. 10-20-30 T FURNISHED APTS, with all utilities furnished. Close to college in Greencastle. Phone 795-4092 or 7954392. 10-12-20-2 T Trailer for rent on 11 acres. 3 BR, 2 full baths, $350/mo. Deposit required. 317-241-4602 after 6 p.m. 10-15-6 T Raccoon Lake Cottage, furnished. $350/month, plus utilities. PO Box 4, Rockville, IN 47872. 10-15-6 P Professional office space available. 400 sq ft. 231 N., Greencastle. Bouslog Insurance Building. 6535900 10-19-2 T

Help Wanted

WORK AT HOME Persons interested in being full time paid foster parents call Debra Corn Specialized Family Care Incorporated We are a private licensed child placing agency in need of nonexperienced and experienced persons to be foster parents. Call Toll Free 1-800-264-1771 (Monday-Friday 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.)

Apartments

2 BR apt. Stove, refrig. Central air. Northwood Park Apts. 653-2957. 9-27-TF 1 BR, large apt. Close to town. Heat furnished. Days, 653-3239; evenings, 653-9340. 10-16-12 T 2 BR upstairs, garage, stove, refrig., heat & util, furnished except elect. Can be partially furnished. Near campus. Dep. & ref. No pets. Ideal for Christian lady. Days, 653-4702, Iv. message; or evenings, 653-3293. 10-17-6 P Apartments for rent, in town. $2lO & up. Heat paid. Spacious. Call 6536351. 9-18-TF

Help Wanted

Now accepting applications for RN’s Full-time and part-time positions available on daytime shift 6:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Apply in person at Sunset Manor Nursing Home 1109 S. Indiana St. Greencastle, IN 46135

L.P.N., part-time, evening and night shift. Sunset Manor Nursing Home; 1109 South Indiana Street; Greencastle, In. Call for an interview Monday thru Friday, 8:00 a.m. to 2:00 at 317-653-3143. 7-12-TF NURSE AIDE. Training provided. Houston Healthcare, Cloverdale. 795-4260. 9-13-TF Now accepting applications for Nurse’s Aides with 1 year experience or certification. Apply in person at Sunset Manor Nursing Home; 1109 South Indiana Street; Greencastle, IN 46135, Monday thru Friday. 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. 4-12-TF

Help Wanted

AUTO SALES Local, multi line dealership is seeking individual for growing sales staff. The ideal candidate should be motivated, self starter & have a strong desire to succeed. Submit complete resume a salary history to: Banner Graphic BoxZ

LPN full time position. Competitive salary and benefits offered. Send resume or call heritage & HOUSE convalbscint cbnter 1601 Hospital Drive Greencastle, IN 46135 653-2602

LOCAL COMPANY Now hiring a full time manager trainee. 40 hours per week including evenings and weekends. Must be self motivated and enjoy working with the public. Heavy lifting required. •Starts at ’5.00 per hour with 90 day, 6 month, and 1 year merit review. •Sales bonuses •Company health insurance •Paid vacations and holidays Send resume c/o Banner Graphic BoxY

LOOKING FOR A CAREER? We are a growing company looking for good, honest, dependable people. We offer paid training, paid vacations, insurance and incentive plan. Both manager and assistant manager positions available at Greencastle Shell. Send resume to Stanley J. Clark, Inc., P.O. Box 534, Cayuga, IN 47928. Attn: Chuck Sink.

ATTENTION NURSES We presently have openings for full time or part time RNs to work first shift from 6 a.m.-2 p.m. in our small facility with pleasant surroundings. We offer competitive salary and benefit package. Apply in person or send resume to Tom Ashley, Administrator or Nancy Youngblood, DON. ROSEWOOD HEALTHCARE 1306 S. Bloomington St. Greencastle, IN 46135

LPN full-time. Must be available to work every other weekend. Will be responsible for care plans and assessments. Apply in person at Houston Healthcare, Cloverdale. 795-4260. 10-4-TF McQUIK’S is now accepting applications. Please apply 8 a.m.-6 p.m., Saturday - Saturday. No phone calls please. 10-13-7 T Weekend cook wanted for fraternity. 653-4410. 10-17-4 T SALESPERSON: Local Gift Shop needs mature, dependable person to work Mon. through Fri. 2:00-7:00pm, Nov. 1 through Christmas. Apply in person at J.C. Hoffman, Limited, 830 Indianapolis Road. 10-19-5 T Person for work in warehouse. Clean, regular drivers license. $6/hr. Call Liberty Enviromental, Monday-Tuesday between Bam-4pm 653-2332. 10-19-2 T

Child Care

ONLY S6O/week covers 6:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. child care, daily pre-school, snacks, nutritious dinner, and lots of TLC. Special kindergarten rates. Call Kiddie Corner, 653-9556. This ad worth 10% off Ist week, new customers only. 10-13-30 T

Child Care

Professional Child Care. In home enviroment. Call for appt. 653-7285. Mother of two - Childcare. Reelsville area. Hot meals, warm beds & TLC. Any shift. 672-4844. 10-20-2 P Babysitting. Mother of 2 would love to care for your children. Any hours, Mon-day-Saturday. In my home. Call anytime. 386-7459. 10-17-7 P

Automotive |

1978 Olds Regency. Runs good. Looks good. $350. 653-2062. 1971 Dodge pickup. 318, Auto, body rough; dependable work truck. Good battery & tires. $495. 6534535 after 4pm. 1974 Buick Apollo. 6 cyl, 2-door. Good cond. Asking S6OO obo. 653-6073. 10-19-6 T ’7B FORD 4x4. 351 cu. in. No body rust. 7“ lift kit. For sale or take over payments. 522-1289. ’72 GMC truck. Runs good. SBSO. 653-7162. 1979 Ford Bronco 4x4, exc. cond. AT,AC,PS. Must see to appreciate. 6536449. Hot, Classic, Raspberry Red 1965 Mustang! Modified 289 engine, 3 spd. Sharp! $2,750. Call late afternoon, 653-9437. ’54 Ford 1 ton truck. 31,000 actual miles. Mooresville steel bed. 5226294. 10-18-3 P

For Sale

Pocket Dictionaries & Drawing Paper is Just another thing we carry at al I ORI/ON BUSINESS CENTER ,16 N. Jackson St. W. Side of Square k 653-2681 .

NINTENDO with games & accessories. Gameboy also. Call Sean, 653-5711. 10-19-2 T Craft woodburning stove (in-sert) w/blower. 26“ wide. $290 firm! Call after spm, 653-9601. 10-19-3 T SINGER. Gear drive machine. Free arm-12 stitches, 2 speed motor. $175. Caldwell Sew & Vac. Crawfordsville. 362-7360. 10-20-8 P ELECTROLUX upright. Discovery Model. Reg. $349, now $99. Only 3. Caldwell Sew & Vac. Green St. Crawfordsville, 362-7360. 10-20-8 P FILTER QUEEN Sweeper like new. Has everything. Reg. $1299. Bal. due, S2BO. Caldwell Sew & Vac. Green St. Crawfordsville. 362-7360. 10-20-8 P SINGER Industrial tailoring machine. In heavy table % horse motor. $350. Caldwell Sew & Vac. Green St. Crawfordsville. 362-7360. 10-20-8 P 6 - 750/16" bias ply tires with tubes. $l2O for all. 653-4877. 10-20-2 P Pumpkins, Gourds, Indian Corn & Winter Squash. Call Zarings, 246-6425. 10-18-3 T 7x14 dump haywagon, and approx. 8 ton of Brown County stone. Call 653-6220 after 7 p.m. 10-18-3 T FIREWOOD. Mixed hardwood. Free deliveryminimum 15 ricks. Pick-up load, you haul, $12.00. Free loading. Baird Sawmill. Days, 1-569-6721 or evenings, 1-344-1441. 9-21-30 T BUNK-BED BARGAINS! All new wood Jr. bunk, $179.95 & crews corner, $239.95. Both complete w/6“ bunkies. Built to last! Choice stain. 653-3348. 634 E. Walnut, Greencastle. 9-25-30 T