Banner Graphic, Volume 9, Number 295, Greencastle, Putnam County, 20 August 1979 — Page 4
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The Putnam County Banner Graphic, August 20, 1979
Dear Abby Bedroom Babe Ruth acquires fan club DEAR ABBY: Please tell EXHAUSTED IN HONOLULU —the 63 year old wife who complained that her 58-year-old husband of only five months was an “absolute sex machine" and that his demands were exhausting—to send him out my way. I live in Waipahu, Hawaii, and I would certainly appreciate a man with his drive. Mv husband of 37 years doesn't believe in romantic build ups, candlelight dinners or wine. Just “Boom!" (And his "booms" came about as often as World Wars!) Just tell EXHAUSTED to put her husband in a car and drive down Waipahu Street and I’ll be waiting for him along with my two lit ties ones —one kid from each World War! WAITING IN WAIPAHU DEAR WAITING: Although your offer was one of the first, I received many. Head on: DEAR ABBY: This is for EXHAUSTED IN HONOLULU: Our bridge club of three tables meets every Thursday. We are between 40 and 75 years old. We would be very happy to help this woman solve her problem by offering our assistance on an odd even basis every day except Thursday, our club day. Each of us could rotate on eight hour shifts, or be available four days on and four days off—like firemen. We ail lead very active lives but can manage most any schedule to help a sister in distress. Bless that poor unfulfilled man. lie's only 58. May he have many more happy years and die with a smile on his face. Sign us ... LAKE ALUVA-WAUNNA MANNA DEAR ABBY: EXHAUSTED IN HONOLULU should be married to my husband. He's a nice looking man, 49, and he’s been too tired for lovemaking for as long as I can remember. But he’s not too tired to play tennis, jog, ski cross country, and disco dance by the hour. We sleep in a king size bed and he stays as far away from me as he can get without falling off the edge. I’m 45, neat and clean, have a nice figure and not obnoxious in any way. HUNGRY EORLOVE IN COLORADO DEAR ABBY: Thanks for printing that letter from EXHAUSTED IN HONOLULU. Her letter made my day. At last an honest woman who isn’t ashamed to admit that she could do with a lot less sex than her husband. I thought I was the only woman in the world who felt that way. I’m a widow, but when my husband was living I thought sex was one of the most overrated things in the world. What a lot of mess and bother for something that lasts 10 seconds! If EXHAUSTED would like to meet a 64-year-old woman who shares her love for Hawaiian music and island flowers, please give her my address. I live in Hilo, and we have a lot in common. NO LONGER EXHAUSTED
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Wallace, Jones exchange vows
A July 7 ceremony in St. Andrews Episcopal Church united Linda Wallace and Richard Allen Jones, Jr. in marriage. The Rev. Allan Harlan, rector, officiated at the 2:30 p.m. wedding that preceded a reception at the Wallace home. Mrs. June Schlegel Wallace is the grandmother of the bride and the bridegroom is a son of Mr. and Mrs. Richard A. Jones of Jonesboro. The bride was attended by her sister, June Lynn Wallace,
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as maid of honor. Patrick Todd Jones, borther of the bridegroom, was best man. The bride is a 1976 graduate of Greencastle High School and has attended Indiana State University during the past two years and is employed at Volt Informational Sciences, Inc. Mr. Jones, a graduate of Madison-Grant High School, will continue at Indiana State University this fall. The couple will be at home in Terre Haute.
Makin'things Homemade craft serves several purposes in water
By STEVIE BALDWIN If you have children and your budget is resultingly tight, buying a boat for sailing and fishing can be an expensive decision. The cost of even a modest 12- to 15-foot sailboat is more than $1,500, and even then you have a single-purpose craft. Our children have been bugging us to get a boat we can use for weekend fishing,'camping and sailing. So we decided to design a craft that could serve all these purposes. The only problem was that it had to cost less than S4OO to build, everything included. Hence, the dingy/sailboat, which can be sailed, rowed or driven with a small motor. THIS PROJECT took Ed six days to build, and was constructed using ordinary handheld power tools, lots of wood screws and epoxy glue. The two good basic features of this boat are its wide beam (which seats two abreast), and a fixed narrow keel, so it can be sailed or used as a fishing boat in shallow streams. It is 13 feet long, and has frames placed 2 feet apart. Ed built the whole thing on our patio, using two 10-foot-long 2-by-4s nailed on top of saw horses to support the frame temporarily. The materials needed are 30 feet of l-by-12 hardwood (oak or equivalent) for the frames, three 4- by 8-foot sheets of Va- or 3/8-inch-thick exterior grade plywood and miscellaneous hardware for the rudder. You also will need 300-plus 1-inch wood screws and 200 or so I-V2 inch
Hints from Heloise: Hint and gadget party
DEAR HELOISE: My son, Lee, will marry an English girl. When people in our small town of Haskell wanted to have parties for Claire, a native of Hayling Island, Hampshire, England, they were somewhat puzzled as to what kind of parties she would enjoy. The Women of the Church wanted to do something
26-WEEK MONEY MARKET CERTIFICATE ISSUED BY FIRST CITIZENS BANK IN AMOUNTS OF $ 10,000 OR MORE BEGINNING AUGUST 16TH THROUGH AUGUST 22ND WILL EARN INTEREST AT THE RATE OF 9.481 % INVESTMENT OF BOTH PRINCIPAL AND INTEREST AT MATURITY WOULD EQUAL AN ANNUALIZED EFFECTIVE YIELD OF 9.843. The interest rate for these certificates will change every Thursday for new deposits. Money Market Certificates are non-renewable and nonnegotiable. At the end of the 26 weeks, they must be redeemed and a new Money Market Certificate can be purchased at the then prevailing rate of interest. Interest is paid at maturity. See First Citizens Bank and begin earning this attractive yield on a short-term investment. Federal law requires substantial penalty for early withdrawal on time deposits. First Citizens Bank AND IRUS! COMPANY Greencastle f~T~k / On the Courthouse Square / / Member FDIC Deposits Insured to S4O QQQ
wood screws, 2 quarts of epoxy and 1 gallon of oil-based paint. YOU CAN COPY the design shown here, or order plans to make this boat. To order, send $2.95 and specify project No. 2701-2. For a catalog of other projects, send sl. Mail to: Makin’ Things, Box 52000, Department 46135, Tulsa, Okla. 74152. Crafts Questions and Answers Q. I’m an old diehard when it comes to painting. I prefer an oil-based paint for my house, but it is becoming harder and harder to find these days. Why? A The new acrylic latex paints being offered generally are easier to use than an oil-based paint, less dangerous, need no solvents or thinners, and when properly applied, last longer.
| To order, send check or money order made out to I MAKIN’THINGS, to: I MAKIN’ THINGS P. O. Box 52000 Department 46135 Tulsa, Oklahoma 74152 Please send me the items checked for which I enclose the amount specified: All-Purpose DinghySailboat plans, project No. 2701-2,'2.95. Catalog of othe NAME ADDRESS CITY STATE ZIP iPleait allow lour weeki lor delivery)
unique, so they asked me for some ideas and I came up with a Heloise Hint and Gadget party. I wish I could send along all the helpful hints she received. As an added gift to her, we gave her a loose-leaf binder sepa r ated into sections for cleaning, cooking, etc. She can now continue to collect helpful hints and put
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them in her binder. Thought you might like to share this idea as it was a big hit. I am also enclosing a copy of the invitation. Carolyn W. Pippin ★ * * DEAR HELOISE: This may sound like a letter of laughter but it really is a good hint. My husband figured out the
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Mr. and Mrs. Frank Boyce of Greencastle will celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary with an open house from 1 to 4 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 26 at the Cassell C. Tucker Post of the American Legion in Greencastle. The Boyces will enjoy the company of their friends and family. No gifts please. Mr. Boyce is retired from Lone Star Cement Co. after many years of service. He and his wife, Opal Arnold, were married August 22, 1929 in Greencastle and have resided here since that time.
Roachdale news
ROACHDALE-Rev. James Lynn, Mr. and Mrs. Walter Todd Sr., Mrs. Blanche Graham, Mrs. Hester Small, Mrs. Maude Falin, Mrs. Burley Malayer and Miss Avis Risk went to Kankakee, 111., to help Mrs. Tessie Sutherlin, a former Roachdale resident for many years, celebrate her birthday at the home of her daughter. Mr. and Mrs. Ed Brown hosted a dinner for some of their children and grandchildren on Sunday, Guests were Mrs. Bob Whitney, and children of San Antonio. Tex; Mr. and Mrs. John Clark. Danville, 111.; Mr. and Mrs. Sam Parke and grandson of Lafayette; Bart Brown, Jerry and Mike, Putnamville; Mrs. Marie Ratcliff and children; Patty
perfect way to sun a mattress. He puts it on the hood of my car under the carport before he goes to work (second cars are nice). Then when the sun “ comes out, I back the car out into the sunshine. * ★ * THIS COLUMN is written for you the homemaker. If you have a hint or a problem write to Heloise in care of this newspaper
The Banner-Graphic’s staff member in Roachdale is Mrs. Freeda Allen. Her telephone number is 596-8843. Hughes and friend of Fort Wayne; and Alan Hughes. Mrs Marjorie Gililliand and Mrs. Marjorie Hopkins hosted a baby shower in Mrs. Gililliand’s home on Sunday afternoon for Mrs. Brenda Holscher of CrawTordsyille. Approximately 20 guests were present Mrs. Mary Pence of Indianapolis and Mrs. Mable Hayes of Orlando, Fla., visited Mrs. Beulah Frazier on Sunday. Janie and Ned Hawkins Jr. have returned to their home in Connecticut after spending several days with their father. Ned Hawkins Sr., at the Roachdale Hotel.
