Banner Graphic, Volume 5, Number 315, Greencastle, Putnam County, 11 March 1975 — Page 14
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THE PUTNAM COUNTY RANNER-GRAPHIC, MARCH 11/12/1975
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A 28-year-old woman from Danville, 111., writes: “I went to see a plastic surgeon about my big nose. After he asked me many questions, he refused to operate. “He told me that although my nose could be altered, I would never be satisfied with the results. Talk about gall!!! What really hurt, Dr. Van Dellen, was his telling me that surgery would not correct my sensitivity about my appearance. I can’t remember ever being so insulted.” Cosmetic surgery is not a universal panacea for personality difficulties. Apparently, this is what the
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surgeon you consulted was trying to tell you. Through experience, plastic surgeons have found that it is difficult to please people who have only minor defects. Studies show that after surgery, they usually find fault with their slightly improved nose no matter how good it looks. Sometimes the new nose does not fit in with the rest of the face. The problem really gets sticky when the bandage comes off and the patient is still shy or introverted. Some plastic surgeons even insist upon a psychiatric interview before they decide to
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operate. They know that patients who attribute all of their insecurities and social maladjustments to a physical blemish are poor candidates for aesthetic surgery. Removing a few wrinkles or a double chin will not change the personality or cure a psychosis any more than a new nose will. But most people are delighted with the results of plastic surgery, especially when they are responsive and mature in other ways. Any improvement is appreciated and enjoyed. If the patient had a marked deformity, the operation promotes more satisfying social interactions and helps to
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remove some obstacles to further emotional development. Let me know how things go if you go ahead and see a plastic surgeon. Arthritis over 40 A reader writes: “Does nearly everyone get arthritis as he grows older?” Yes. More than 90 percent of those over the age of 40 have sore evidence of degenerative joint changes, but only five to 10 percent have arthritic symptoms. The rest never even know it. +4-+ GI Series P.J. Writes: “Is there a special test for a person with spasm of the pylorus?” Yes, X-rays. A gastrointestinal (GI) series will demonstrate whether or not the pylorus (the passageway from the stomach to the small bowel) opens and closes properly or goes into spasm. +++ Shot Kidney K.W. writes: “What is meant by ‘half the kidney is shot.’ A friend of mine was given this diagnosis.” Whether your friend’s kidney is one-half or one-third “shot” is a matter of conjecture. In his case, kidney tests must have shown that the organ is not functioning well and that it is retaining some of the products that it normally excretes. +++ Tomorrow: Alcohol and drugs-a losing combination. Dr. Van Dellen welcomes reader questions. While he cannot reply to them individually, he will answer those of general interest in his column. Write to Dr. Van Dellen in care of this paper.
TUESDAY 12:00 Noon (2-8-10) News (4) Chuckwagon Theatre (15) Movie “When a Woman Ascends the Stairs” (38) All My Children 12:25 P.M. (6) Saving You Time-Money 12:30 P.M. (2-6) Survive a Marriage (8-10) As the World Turns (13-38) liet’s Make a Deal 1:00 P.M. (2-6) Days of Our Lives (4) Movie “Gentlemen Marry Brunettes” (8-10) Guiding Light (13-38) SIO,OOO Pyramid (30) Inside-Out 1:30 P.M. (2-6) Doctors (8-10) Edge of Night (13-38) Big Showdown 2:00 P.M. (2-6) Another World (8-10) Price is Right (13-38) General Hospital 2:30 PM. (8-10) Match Game (13-38) One Life to Live (15) Management Science Telecourse 3:00 P.M. (2-6) Somerset (4) Flintstones (8) Dinah (10) Tattletales (13) Money Maze (15) Sesame Street (38) Money Maze 3:30 P.M. (2) Flintstones (4) Debbie’s Place (6) Mike Douglas (10) Merv Griffin (13) Gilligan’s Island (38) Bullwinkle 4:00 P.M. (2) High Chaparral (13) That Girl (15-30) Mister Rogers (38) Green Acres 4:30 P.M. (4) Mickey Mouse Club (8) Ironside (13) Bewitched (15) Villa Alegre (30) Sesame Street (38) Star Trek 4:55 P.M. (10) Cisco Kid 5:00 P.M. (2) Truth or Consequences (4) Gomer Pyle (6-13) News (15) Electric Company 5:25 P.M. (10) Paul Harvey 5:30 P.M. (2-6) NBC News (4) Andy Griffith (8-10) CBS News
WORRY CLINIC George W. Crane, Ph.D., M.D.
Billy’s mother can feel honored at having a son who is serving the BEST internship in all 3 phases of our economic system, namely Production, Merchandising and Credit! Bravo to newspaper carriers! CASE D-602: Billy D., aged 13, has a chance to handle a newspaper route. “Dr. Crane," his mother protested, "do you think it -is wise to let Billy do that? “For we are in comfortable financial circumstances, so he isn’t in dire need of any extra income. “Besides, he’d miss a lot of play time, wouldn’t he? “And be forced to work in rain and snow, blizzards and summer heat. “So is it really a good idea for a boy to carry a newspaper route if he isn’t in dire financial need?" NEWSPAPER CARRIERS Actually, the boys who are in dire need of learning business gumption and the value of money, are often the indulged sons of wealthy suburban families. For wastrels develop among children who haven't earned their own money! They are likely to become the hippies on college campuses and the drug addicts, too. For they lark pride in creative accomplishment, so they “sponge" on papa and mamma as they meanwhile mock "the establishment” that feeds them. Remember, “value” can onlv be learned in the crucible of work! Unless your child sacrifices play time and expends elbow grease, sweat and even maybe a few tears, as he earns his own money, he will never understand its true value. That’s why die wealthy offspring of millionaires often become wastrels and “liberals” with other peoples’ money, like FDR. Canyi ng a newspaper route thus offers these superb advantages to all children: (1) They learn the vital netessily of being punctual, for papers must be delivered on
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(13-38) ABC News (15-30) Zoom 6:00 PM. (2-6-8-10) News (4) Mod Squad (13) To Tell the Truth (15) Great Decisions (30) Electric Company (38) Mission Impossible 6:30 P.M. (2) Hee Haw (6) Police Surgeon (10) To Tell the Truth (13) Name That Time (15) Lawmakers (30) Assignment America 6:55 P.M. (38) Weather 7:00 P.M. (4) Billy Graham Crusade (6) Adam-12 (8-10) Good Times (13-38) Happy Days (15-30) America 7:30 P.M. (2-6) Movie “The Big Ripoff” (8-10) M+A+S+H (13-38) Movie “Killer Bees” (15-30) Ascent of Man 8:00 P.M. (4) Merv Griffin (8-10) Hawaii Five-0 8:30 P.M. (15-30) Woman 9:00 P.M. (2-6) Police Story (8) Barnaby Jones (10) Billy Graham Crusade (13-38) Marcus Welby, M.D. (15-30) Interface 9:30 P.M. (4) News l (15) Evening at Pops (30) Fine Art of Goofing Off 10:00 P.M. (2-6-8-10-13) News (4) Love, American Style (30) John Ryan: (38) Reed Farrell 10:30 P.M. (2-6) Johnny Carson (8-10) Movie “Class of ’63” (13) Star Trek (15) ABC News (38) Wide World Mystery 11:00 P.M. (4) Untouchables (30) Nova 11:30 P.M. (13) Wide World Mystery 12:00 Midnight (2-6) Tomorrow (4) Night Gallery 12:30 A.M. (4) News 1:00 A.M. (6) Dr. in the House (13) News WEDNESDAY 7:00 A.M. (2-6) Today (4) Reed Farrell (8) CBS News
schedule, regardless of weather. (2) On the “Little Merchant Plan, where they collect and then remit for the wholesale price of then papers, they acquire practical experience at meeting people. (3) And also find out that occasional individuals, often of glib words and attractive personal appearance, are dead beats! So they may occasionally have a subscriber move, leaving them with an unpaid bill. Even this experience, however, is instructive in human nature. For the money they lose is "tuition” for a lesson in business psychology. (4) Such newspaper carriei s also become more proficient with arithmetic as they learn that “Free Enterprise” merchants don’t get to keep the “gross” but only the “net income after all expenses have been paid. (5) Such boys and girls also gain more confidence, since they attain far more self-reliance than college students on papa's “dole” (Allowance). (6) Their “intership” in American business also is splendid leverage for winning a college scholarship or a good job when they finish school. For many employers now figure that being a Boy Scout, plus carrying a newspapei route, are olten bet lei endorsement than a college diploma for guaranteeing reliable workers. (7) Newspa|)er carriets often win excursion trips, plus other prizes and even collegescholarships from their own newspapers, too. So urge your child, regardless of your financial standing, to become a sellreliant teen-agei. Handling a newspa|x'r route gives him the best internship in all 3 phases of our American economic system, namely, (a) Production; (b) Merchandising and (c) Credit. (Always write to Dr Crane in care ot this newspaper, enclosing a long stamped, addressed envelope and 25 cents to cover typing and printing costs when you send for one of his booklets.)
(10) Captain Kangaroo (13-38) A.M. America 7:30 A.M. (4) Janie 8:00 A.M. (8) Captain Kangaroo (10) Mike Douglas (30) Mister Rogers 8:30 A.M. (30) Carrascolendas 9:00 A.M. (2-6) Celebrity Sweepstakes (4) Movie “Five Desperate Women” (8) Indy Today (10) Joker’s Wild (13) I Love Lucy (15-30) Sesame Street '(38) Movie “The Fighting 'O’Flynn” 9:30 A.M. (2-6) Wheel of Fortune (8-10) Gambit (13) All My Children 10:00 A.M. (2-6) High Rollers •(8-10) Now You See It (13) Phil Donahue (15-30) Electric Company 10:30 A.M. (2-6) Hollywood Squares (4) Formby’s Antique Workshop (8-10) Love of Life (15) Management Science Telecourse (30) Villa Alegre (38) Brady Bunch 10:55 A.M. (8-10) CBS News 11:00 A.M. (2-6) Jackpot! (4) Studio Four (8-10) Young and Restless (13) Bob Braun’s (15) Mister Rogers (38) Password 11:30 A.M. (2) Blank Check (4) News (6) Afternoon-Channel 6 (8-10) Search for Tomorrow (15) Carrascolendas (38) Split Second 11:55 A.M. (2) NBC News 12:00 Noon (2-8-10) News (4) Chuckwagon Theatre (15) Masterpiece Theatre (38) All My Children 12:25 P.M.
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AMERICA. “The More Abundant Life.” Part I. (Repeat). Alistair Cooke brings his eloquent series on America to a close with another of his vivid, thoughtful, exquisitely photographed personal essays. In Part I tonight, he adds an overwhelming concern for the problems we have either inherited or invited in the 19705, contrasting the American Dream of the past, with the reality of our pattern of living today. In the process, he uses his expertise as a historian and journalist, to compare the “abundant life” the Hoover Dam of the 1930 s brought to the desert of the West, with the city of Las Vegas which it inadvertently spawned; as well as the phenomenon of the post World War II highways which brought pollution and anonymity to the landscape. 7:00 P.M. (15-30). M+A+S+H. Nonsense played with style becomes the top show of the night, as this ace series has a little fun with the CIA. One, Colonel Flagg, from the intelligence agency, investigates a penicillin robbery in the unit, and everyone the colonel questions appears to have an alias, in this wacky, tricky story. Poor Colonel Flagg doesn’t stand a chance playing detective, checking out wiseguys like Hawkeye, Trapper John and Klinger. 7:30 P.M. (8-10). WORLD PREMIERE MOVIE. “The Big Ripoff.” (1975). Tony Curtis, playing a stylish con man, convinces a millionaire who paid a huge ransom to kidnappers who snatched his wife, to hire him to recover the loot. It’s a calculated but interesting tale, and the supporting cast boasts such talents as Brenda Vaccaro as a newspaper reporter; Larry Hagman as a high-priced lawyer; and Roscoe Lee Browne as a nightclub performer. 7:30 P.M. (2-6). TUESDAY MOVIE OF THE WEEK. “Killer Bees.” (1974) (Repeat). Old-time movie fans will be curious to see the enduring and irrepressible Gloria Swanson once again. She’s the star of this predictable chiller about a strange family of winegrowers who keep killer bees on the premises. Edward Albert
(6) Saving You Time-Money 12:30 P.M. (2-6) Survive a Marriage (8-10) As the World Turns (13-38) Let’s Make a Deal 1:00 P.M. (2-6) Days of Our Lives (4) Movie “The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw” (8-10) Guiding Light (13-38) SIO,OOO Pyramid (15) Bill Moyers’ Journal 1:30 P.M. (2-6) Doctors (8-10) Edge of Night (13-38) Big Showdown (30) Inside-Out 2:00 P.M. (2-6) Another World (8-10) Price is Right (13-38) General Hospital (15) Great Decisions 2:30 P.M. (8-10) Match Game (13-38) One Life to Live (15) Lilias, Yoga and You 3:00 P.M. (2-6) Somerset (4) Flintstones (8) Dinah (10) Tattletales (13) Money Maze (15) Sesame Street (30) Ascent of Man (2) Flintstones (4) Debbie’s Place (6) Mike Douglas (10) Merv Griffin (13-38) ABC Afterschool Special 4:00 P.M. (2) High Chaparral (15-30) Mister Rogers 4:30 P.M. (4) Mickey Mouse Club (8) Ironside (13) Bewitched (15) Villa Alegre (30) Sesame Street (38) Star Trek 4:55 P.M. (10) Cisco Kid 5:00 P.M. (2) Truth or Consequences (4) Gomer Pyle (6-13) News (15) Electric Company 5:25 P.M. (10) Paul Harvey 5:30 P.M. (2-6) NBC News (4) Andy Griffith (8-10) CBS News (13-38) ABC News (15-30) Zoom
is the prodigal grandson who returns with his pregnant fiancee, and their visit triggers a macabre finale. Miss Swanson and the bees are the whole show. 7:30 P.M. (13-38). THE ASCENT OF MAN. “World Within World.” Dr. Bronowski’s fans won’t want to miss his fascinating and relevant adventure tonight. Although he is ostensibly tracing the scientific development of atomic energy as a step-by-step affair, what he leads us up to is an understanding that each step is the result of a deeper analysis of the discovery that went before, and that “evolution is true of matter as well as life.” What may remain in your mind above all, however, is his belief that since matter, when fused, transforms itself into another form of energy, future fusions and transformations may give us energy in forms we have not even as yet imagined! 7:30 P.M. (15-30). POLICE STORY! “The Witness” The characters, particulary that of a lively, fiercely independent black man who’s been successful enough to have opened up a small chain of cleaning stores, called Dewey Gibson ( James McEachin), make this case about a series of drugstore dope robberies by an arrogant goodlooking, gun-wielding black hoodlum; and assorted saloon jobs perpetrated by a wild motorcycle freak; extremely interesting. Dewey Gibson is the witness of the title, and he’s worth a visit. 9:00 P.M. (2-6). TV movies Tuesday 9:00 A.M. (4) “Not v«th My Wife, You Don’t!” (196 b) Tony Curtis and Virna Lisi. 9:00 A.M. (38) “The Midnight Story” (1957) Tony Curtis. 12:00 Noon (15) “When a Woman Ascends the Stairs” (1960) 1:00 P.M. (4) “Gentlemen Marrv Brunettes” (1955) Jane Russell and Jeanne Crain. 7:30 P.M. (2-6) “The Big Ripoff” (1975) Tony Curtis and Brenda Vaccaro. 7:30 P.M. (13-38) “Killer Bees” (1974) Gloria Swanson and Edward Albert. 10:30 P.M. (8-10) “Class of ’63” (1973) James Brolin and Joan Hackett.