Banner Graphic, Greencastle, Putnam County, 22 June 1974 — Page 5

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Saturday, Junt 22,1974

Banner-Graphic, Greencactle, Indiana

Page 5

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By Gordon Bess

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Beetle Bailey By Mort Walker Barney Google and Snuffy Smith By Fred Lasswel!

WORRY CLINIC

By George W. Crane, Ph.D., M.D.

Alpha’s professor can profitably be imitated by other pragmatic educators, both in seminaries and Liberal Arts colleges. For it is current problems that cause most of our unhappiness, so try to show people how to avoid divorce, timidity, unpopularity and disease! CASE A-666: Alpha G., aged 24, is a seminary student. "Dr. Crane," he began, "our psychology professor is a fan of yours. "So he has suggested that I use as a thesis topic the idea of having churches conduct an annual ‘Worry Clinic,’ patterned after your daily psychology column. "Therein he says we can perform group counseling and thus save many marriages that are heading toward divorce. "In fact, we can include teen-agers and focus on the vital problems they should consider even before they enter wedlock. "Other problems of the parent-child sort can likewise be the subjects for group discussion. "Plus the' Ponce de Leon Complex' which you mention as attacking many otherwise good husbands who pass the age of 40 and have stodgy wives. "Dr. Crane. I'd like to use a dozen or more of your newspaper booklets for discussion purposes during our church 'Worry Clinic.’ "We’ll have the ladies

scrapbook your column during our 12-week series of forum discussions, and thus employ the newspaper for our textbook. "What do you think of this practical project as a thesis subject for my advanced degree'.’” HORSE SENSE

Such practical projects are certainly worthy of praise. They merit duplication by other seminaries and graduate schools. For far too many graduate theses are so farfetched and useless that they appear ridiculous to most Americans with gumption. Imagine squandering 3 years of graduate work toward a Ph. D. and exhaustive library study on such a topic as: “The Cultural Significance of Castanets in Medieval Spain." What bearing would the results have on modern vital problems?

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And here's another typical evidence of academic impracticality: "The Love Life of the Gold Fish.’’ With the divorce rate zooming past the 30', figure and venereal disease becoming a worldwide epidemic, due to the modern sensualism Alpha’s thesis topic certainly should pay far richer dividends in human happiness than 90' r of the trivia now hatched upforPh. D. thesis topics. Seminary students should especially focus on current vital problems of their parishioners, such as:

(1) How to employ magic to zoom the interest of children in the 5-minute preliminary sermonette; (2) How to use ventriloquy to attract attention and lampoon lazy church folks via the "dummy"; (3) How to use my H-E-L-P conversation formula to avoid letting teen-agers remain tongue-tied on a date: (4) How to change timid or anti-social people (young and old) into attractive, gracious conversationalists via the "Compliment Club"; (5) How a coed can hold the admiration of her date without submitting to illicit sexual affairs; (6) How to preside tactfully at a church Board Meeting and keep everybody happy; (7) How to train parents, bosses and school teachers to employ the "Sandwich Method" for correction, without engendering hatred or ill will; (8) How to prevent husbands from straying: (9) How to stop bedwetting and thumb sucking; (10) How to stimulate enthusiastic Bible reading among children. Use the appropriate booklets offered by this newspaper for your church group "Worry Clinic" and homework projects.

Saturday 12:00 2 Cor and Track 4 Citixan i Forum Sayi 6 Wild Wild W«l 8-10 CBS Children » Film Festival 13 Action '74 12:15 4 Hootier Hinterland 12:30 2 Greatest Sports Legends 4 To Be Announced 1:00 2-6 Baseball Pre-Game Show 4 Movie "Love Happy (8W; 8 Summer Showtime 10 Dr Hopp and Friends 13 Zoo Time 1:15 2-6 Baseball 1:30 8 Black Focus 101.S.U. Spectrum 13 Car and Track 2:00 8 Soul Tram lOTarxan 13 Movie Merrill's Marauders 3 00 4 Movie "The Siege at Red River 8-10 CBS Golf Championship 4:00 2 Roller Games 6 Wilburn Brothers 8-10 American Golf Classic 13 Wild World of Sports 4:30 4 News 6 Porter Wagoner 5:00 2 Police Surgeon 4 Movie "12 Angry Men 6-8 News 10 Face To Face 5:30 2-6 NBC News 8-10 CBS News 13 Reasoner Report 600 2-10-13 News 6 Lawrence Welk 8 Hee Haw 6:30 2 Wild. Wild World of Animals lONashvile Music 13 Police Surgeon 7:00 2 6 Emergency! 4 Johnny Mann s Stand Up and Cheer

7:30

4 Bobby Goldsboro 8-10M-A*S*H 13 Coaches All-America Football Game

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2-6 Movie I Want To Live! 4 High School Basketball 8-10 Mary Tyler Moore

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8-10 Bob Newhart

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8-10 Nobody s Perfetc 10:00 4 Movie "City Beneath the Sea 8-10News 10:20 2-6 News 10:30 8 Movie Trial Run 10 Movie "To Chase a Million 13 News 10S0 2 Movie Asylumfor a Spy 6 Movie The Eddy Duchin Story 11:00 13 Movie "Splendor in the Grass 12:00 4 Movie Thing from Another World" (BW) 12:20 2 Speakeasy 6 Movie "The Man Inside' (BW)

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13 ABC News

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4 Wrestling

3:00

4 News Sunday

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13 The Story

6:45

4 Sacred Heart

7:00

4 Revival Fires 6 Human Dimension lOFaithfor Today 13 Church Service

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2 Religious News

7:30

2 Patterns For Living 4 Billy James Hargis 6 Insight ? Sacred Heart 10 Herald of Truth 13 Cadle Chapel

7:45

Real Estate Transfers

8 Religion In The News

8:00

2 New Life 4 Abundant Life

Thomas G. Monnett ctu.x to Lena M. Monnett. warranty deed. 6 acres in Warren Township. Lena M. Monnett to Thomas G. Monnett etux. warranty deed, 6 acres in Warren Township. American Central Corporation to David E. Clark etux, lot 219 in Lincoln Hills. Peter Mauck etux to Harold L. Emmons, warranty deed. 47.05 acres in Clinton Township. Clifford R. Cowart etux to Floyd D. Millikan etux. warranty deed. 20 acres in Clinton Township. Richard D. Baird etux to Gene E. Lyon etux. warranty deed. 8.61 acres in Clinton Township and 114.90 acres in Madison Township. Granville E. Hurst et al to Melba L. Hargrave, warranty

deed. 18 acres in Floyd Township. Melba L. Hargrave to Granville E. Hurst etux. warranty Continued on page 6

Recreational Vehicles

For Rent or Sale: ’73 20’ Coachman motor home.Yullyself-con-tained. sleeps 8. 745-2189. 5-23-301 New and used travel trailers, fifth wheels, mini homes, truck campers and truck caps. 20 miles south of Terre Haute, Jet. 46 & 59. We trade for anything. Thatcher’s Retreat. 5-22-30P New motor homes and travel trailers from 52500. to 59000. King-Morrison-Foster. 6-17-121

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