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Redeye

By Gordon Bess

Buz Sawyer

[§RNIE- HEEP WALKS FROM THE' STATE ^PENITENTIARY A FREEMAN. TROUBLESHOOTER BUZ SAWYER IS WAITING.

By Roy Crane

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Hi and Lois

By Mort Walker & Dik Browne

Beetle Bailey

By Mort Walker

BARNEY GOOGLE and SNUFFY SMITH By Fred Lasswell

Blondie

By Chic Young

Guide Post

Monday

12:00 2-S-ION.wt 4 Chuckwoflon Theatre 12:30 2-6 Three On A Match S-IOAi The World Turns 13 Let's Make A Deal

1:00

2-6 Days of Our Lives 4 Movie "Ferry to Hoog Kong" S-IOGuiding light 13 Newlywed Game

1:30

2-6 How To Survive a Marriage S-10 Edge of Night 13 Girl In My Life

2:00

2 To 6e Announced S-IOPrice Is (tight 13 General Hospital

2:30

2 To Be Announced 1- 10 Match Game 13 One life To Live

3:00

2- 6 Somerset 4 Brady Bunch 1- 10 Secret Storm 13 Love, American Style

3:30

2 Gilligan's Island 4 Flintstones 6 Mike Douglas t Movie "Bern Yesterday" (BW) 10 Telescope 13 Beat The Clock

3:55

10 More Griffin

4:00

2 Big Valley 4 Debbie s Place 13 Bonanza

*30 5:00

2 Truth or Consequences 4 Beverly Hillbillies 6 News 13 Dragnet

5:25

B Weather 10 Paul Harvey

5:30

2- 6 NBC News 4 Gamer Pyle, USMC 8-10 CBS News 13 ABC News

6:00

2-6-8-10-13 News 4 Hogan's Heroes

6:30

2 New Price Is Right 4 Andy Griffith (BW) 6 Natienal Geographic 10 To Toll The Truth 13 Hollywood Squares

7.00

2 lotsa Luckl 4 News 8-10Gunsmoke 13 Rookies

7:30

2 Diana 4 Truth or Consequences 6 Energy 1974

8:00

2-6 Movie "The Defiant Ones" (BW) 4 College Basketball 8-10 Here's Lucy 13 ABC Theatre

8:30

8-10 Dick Van Dyke

9:00

8-10 Medical Center 10:00 2-6-8-10-13 News 4 Big Valley 10:30 2-6 Johnny Carson 8-10 Movie "A Global Affair" 13 Star Trek 11:00 4 Night Gallery 11:30

WORRY CLINIC George W. Crane, PhD., MO.

Mori's shrewd sevttal enmnienls should help you stodgy «i\es avoid divorce! So don't la/ilx criticize him or attack (his column, hut face the music! It takes brains and effort to stax slender and hold a husband through the froldeu Wedding

Dax!

CASE Z 519 Mort K .aged 32. is ;t psychology professor "Dr Crane.” he began. "I've heard a lot of angry wives protest against your daily

column

"For they say you always attack women and NEVER pick

on the male sex

“But I have read many of vour columns which outline the

faults of husbands

"And I also notice that most of the women who complain the loudest are also those fat.

stodgy wives you indict "Why don't such women go on your famous diet and then notice how quickly their husbands perk up 0 ” < BITICIZFOR CORRECT In almost every situation in life the critic is lazy. Fur criticism involves very little real effort, elbow grease ur grueling mental strain Constructive action, however, means WORK' Thus, a book reviewer or music and theatrical critic, can glibly type out criticism Yet the author or composer may have labored for months or even a full year to compose that book or drama Similarly, fat. stodgy wives have '2 obvious options.

Art Center Gallery Tuesday, Jan. 8 11 a.m. toSp.m. RIICHASES MAT IE CHAISE!)

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They can go on a diet and lop off their 20 to 30 pounds of ugly blubber But this may require several months of self restraint Instead they often prefer to criticize me. even as they guzzle their gravies and devour their double malted milks or banana splits For criticism of this column merely involves a few seconds of action by their vocal cords Besides, if they also accuse me of causing their divorce, this clever camouflage device (so they imagine' will divert atteniion of the public from their own failure to serve that Itoudior cheesecake so essential for a permanently happy marriage Robert Ruark was one of Xmerica's superb newspaper columnists "My. hut you have an easy job.” his friends would taunt him “For it shouldn't require more than 5 minutes for you to type your daily quota of copy.” To which he would sagely reply: True enough But a wife can also deliver a baby in 30 minutes, yet it is the previous 9 months of pregnancy that make her teeth fall out So why don't you wives stop indulging in self pity and face these salient facts about success in marriage: 111 Men were not endowed for monogamous marriage, since their libido (like that of the bull or stallion i is created for a harem (2i Rut a smart wife can still keep such a naturally polygamous male quite happy, if she ll function as a one-wife harem

This means she must feign ardor on many occasions when she isn't actually hungry for eroticism (Call girls do this routinelv! >

4 Twilight Zone (BW) 13 Onto the Killing Startt 12:00 2-6 Tomorrow 4 Invader.

1:00

4-13 Newz

(31 Fat. stodgy wives force otherwise good husbands into clandestine affairs with more enthusiastically cooperative paramours. 4 Or such wives drive their more religiously oriented mates into hoarding secret supplies of pornographic pictures '5' Many of the latter type of husbands may merely conjure up mental images of seductive sirens in order to generate enough verve to approach their stodgv mate'

Tuesday

6:00 13 Rorepoctivo 13 6:30 8 SunriM Somoztor 13 Agritcope 6:45 6 Today In Indiana 7:00 2-6Today 4 Nows 8-10 CBS Nows 13 Kindergarten College 7:30 4 Janie 13 Your World

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8:00 S-10Captain Kangaroo 13 Raul Dixon 9:00 2-6 Dinah Share 4 Movie "The Battle of the Villa Rorita" 8 Indy Today 10 Mike Doug lot 9:25 8 Changing Time* 9:30 2-6 Jeopardy 8*10,000 Pyramid 13 Phil Donahue 10:00 2 Wizard of Oddi 6 Concentration 8-10 Gambit 10:30 2-6 Hollywood Squarot 8-10 Love of Ufa 13 Pauword 10:55 8-10 CBS Nawt 11:00 2-6 Jackpot!

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Visit Pleasure island with Pinocchio, Jimlny Cricket and alt his friends, laugh at the country-hillbilly antics of “Bear Band Jamboree." Visit King Lion'a comedy kingdom and the undersea Briny Ballroom for a mini musical n Bedknobs and Broomsticks. See Mary Popplns on her magical flight in a great musical fantasy. Laugh as Goofy and Donald Duck tangle with lovable Herbie and a playful Model T. Clap your hands and stomp your feel to a different and exciting version of It's A Small World finale

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