Banner Graphic, Greencastle, Putnam County, 29 May 1973 — Page 7

Banner-Graphic, Greencastle, Indiana

Page 7

Tuesday, May 29, 1973

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PUBLIC AUCTION Thursday, May 31, 1973 at 11:00 a.m. Th« complat* household goods of Mrs. Minta M. Snider of 709 Locust Street will be sold at the Greencastle Auction, 709 Maple Street on Thursday, May 31, at 11:00 a.m. This sale will indude 300 or more pieces of fine glassware and china induding a 100 piece set, and a lot of old china in excellent condition. Signature frost-free refrigerator, Montgomery Ward* gas stove, kitchen dinette, metal storage cabinet, clocks, old woodon cabinet with flour bin, mixer, dining room table, chairs and buffet, what-not shelves, living room suite, end tables, three piece bedroom suit# (old), pio safe, Maytag washer, flower pots, miscellaneous hand tools, chest of drawers, twin bods, rug picnic basket, minor, porch swing, couch A chair, and numerous Other items. AUCTIONEER S NOTE: If you want some fine old piecos of china and/or glassware, bo sure to attend this sale as the tables will be full of excellent pieces. Sal* Conducted by Greencaitle Auction DE EILAR, AUCTIONEER 709 Maple Street For consignments or information call 653-8806.

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WORRY CLINIC

»y George W. Crane, Ph.D., M.D.

Dr. Rundle has neatly diagnosed a major problem of medicine. Taxes would drop and church budgets would thus be much easier to meet, if we could divert 50,000,000 psychosomatic patients from physicians to clergymen and church organizations! CASE X-520: Dr. Frank Rundle is an astute physician. “Dr. Crane,” a prison official informed me, “Dr. Rundle recently diagnosed one of the most crucial problems of -our inmates “For he said that most men in prison are incredibly in need of psychological attention. “They yearn for human warmth and concern. “But often the only avenue open to them is through medical complaints. “Dr. Crane, isn’t that also a chief reason why older people make it a habit to descend on physicians regularly for placebos and a little fatherly advice?” PSYCHOTHERAPY When an elderly woman loses her husband, she feels as “wobbly” mentally as the confirmed cripple whose crutch is taken away. For wives (as well as husbands) learn to lean upon their mates for companionship, conversation, compliments and comfort. Widows thus feel an overwhelming urge to be consoled and uplifted by masculine

words.

Clergymen and physicians are the two major professions that such lonely oldsters feel they can consult. But they realize they dare not impose on the preacher every

week.

If they develop psychosomatic ailments, however, then it will seem legitimate to schedule a weekly appointment with a physician. For they pav him his fee. so they are not embarrassed by the sense of unrequited obligation they would suffer if they barged in upon their clergyman chronically. Besides, they grow unduly apprehensive about their health after they have lost their mate. For now they may be all alone in the house. “Suppose I should fall and break my hip!" they wonder. “Or maybe I might have a heart attack or a stroke!”

These worries are magnified because they realize nobody else is in their home to look after them or phone the doctor. So they grow increasingly obsessed with their “innards.” For marriage extroverts a person by making him focus at least part of the time on his

mate.

But when the latter is gone, this external object for affection. consolation and conversation, is missing. If such a widow forinerly diverted at least 50 percent of her thoughts to her mate, that 50 percent is now unharnessed mental energy So she tends to turn much of it back upon herself. Millions of widows in America wouldn’t need sleeping pills and the usual placebos (sugar pills and tranquilizers) if they were to remarry soon. Alas, the women above 21 years of age now outnumber men by at least 5,000,000, so most of the widows must “buy” masculine attention via periodic visits to the local doctor’s office. The usual M.D. thus functions indirectly in lieu of the missing husband, both to widows as well as divorcees, and often serves as a father symbol, plus a small edition of God Almighty. We have plenty of medics in America without wasting more taxes on National Health Insurance and other boondoggling projects! For 85 percent of patients will get well without any drug store medicines or surgery! If our churches relieved medics of these millions of psychosomatic patients, our taxes would drop, while church budgets would be much easier to meet! (Always writ* to Or. Crane in care of this newspaper, enclosing a long stamped, addressed envelope and 25 cents to cover typing and printing costs when you sene for one of his booklets.)

Loafer son no longer a ‘minor problem By Abigail Van Buren c 1973 by Chicago Tribune-N. Y. News Synd., Inc. DEAR ABBY: Our son was given every opportunity for as much education as he wanted, plus room and board without costing him a quarter, but as the kids say today, “he blew it.” Now he comes and goes as he pleases, lounges around the house, reading, listening to records, eating like a king, contributing nothing, and making long speeches about what is wrong with the world. We told him to please get out until he either gets a job or goes back to school and completes his education. So tar, neither alternative appeals to him. He says that he is a minor and we have to take care of him until he is 21. That means another eight months, and I don’t think we can take it. Any suggestions? HAD IT IN DETROIT DEAR HAD IT: In Detroit your son is an adult at 18, and he has no more right to live on your property than a stranger. You can give him the official 30 days notice to move out of your home, and if he refuses, the court will advise him that he has 10 days to move, after which, they will “help" him. You don’t live in Detroit—you live in Atlanta. Ga., or Muscatine, la., or Boston, Mass.? Well, ring up your local Legal Aid Society and find out what the law in your community says. DEAR ABBY: I have a beautiful 22-year-old daughter. She has always had many boy friends and girl friends until about a year ago when she met this one girl at school. Since then, nothing has been the same. My daughter has dropped all her other friends and she associates only with this one girl. They are together morning, noon, and night. They have all their classes together, and after school this friend comes home with her, eats dinner here, and on weekends she spends the nights here. They never have dates, but it doesn't seem to bother them—they are so wrapped up with each other. It just doesn’t seem normal to me. Abby, I am beginning to wonder about the relationship between these two girls. I love my daughter more than my own life. What should I do? HEARTSICK MOTHER DEz\R MOTHER: Let your daughter know you love her and accept her as she is. There is no more convincing proof of your love. DEAR ABBY: What would you say about a guy who is so egotistical he flies the American flag on his birthday? He was in World War II, and all he ever did for his country was get a dishonorable discharge. Isn’t there a law against flying the American flag whenever you feel like it? And if so, what is the penalty, and where do I turn this conceited bum in? Nothing would give me more pleasure. Thank you. GALVESTON, TEX. DEAR GALVESTON: You’d better find another way to punish the guy. There is no law against flying the American flag anytime, or all the time. DEAR ABBY: Re the letter from the housewife who said her husband got all kinds of offers from willing women to have coffee and “something” while making a delivery: I’ve been installing phones for five years, and the most I’ve ever been offered was a cup of coffee and a piece of cake. I hope all wives whose husbands make deliveries and service calls don’t think their husbands are fooling around. They aren’t. Believe me, I know. NOTHING ON THE SIDE CONFIDENTIAL TO LOREN: Superstar misses you. Please call your mother collect immediately.

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