Banner Graphic, Greencastle, Putnam County, 23 March 1973 — Page 7

Friday, March 23, 1973

Banner-Graphic, Greencastle, Indiana

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WORRY CLINIC GeorgeW Crane, PHD., MO.

Pamela had a sex complex because she was a “plain Jane.” But her Guidance Counselor opened her eyes to (he magic formula for winning dates and avoiding divorce! Charm involves smart head work, but that beats mere anatomical "measurements." CASE YV-559: Pamela B.. aged 23. had a common sex complex. “Dr Crane.” she began, “when I was a sophomore at high school. 1 realized I was never going to be a Miss America "For 1 was only mediocre in looks. “My legs were a little knockkneed and I had freckles. “And 1 didn’t have the full breasts that seem to be the inevitable characteristic of girls who work as models or in the movies. “About my only physical asset was the fact I had even teeth, which I kept white by much toothbrushing. “One day I was so blue. I felt like taking an overdose of sleeping pills. “My Guidance Counselor found me crying and wormed out of me my confession that I felt I'd never have any dates or win a husband. “But she polled one of your former columns out of her purse and read part of it to me “For you had said that what really wins a man and holds a

husband’s devotion throughout their Golden Wedding Day is a girl's gay smile, and lavish use of compliments. “You said it is charm, not physical measurements.’ that really cause true love to develop. “Well, my Counselor told me she had been in the same boat with me when she was in high school “But that column had changed her until she now has a wonderful husband. “So she urged me to memorize your H E L P formula for maintaining an easy flow of conversation. “And she exacted my promise to pay 3 sincere compliments every day, mostly to the boys in class with me. “Well, 1 did so. “And a miracle happened! “Within a week I was asked for a date, not just by one boy but by 3 classmates. “I had to pinch myself to be

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sure I wasn't dreaming but it was real “And though I obviously didn't rate the ‘Beauty Queen’ honor in my senior year, I was elected the Popularity Queen.’ “So tell your millions of readers to use the Applied Psychology that you stress, for it certainly works wonders!’’

Girls, you may win state or national beauty prizes on your perfect “measurements" but still end in divorce. For your anatomy may change in a few years! You may get fat and wrinkled, gray haired and needing false teeth. Thus, your anatomical appeal

by THOMAS JOSEPH

ACROSS

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Yesterday’s Answer

1. Worry 5. Dolts 10. Give heed 11. Quantity 12. Gunther’s “Inside

13. Resiliency 14. Fashion 15. Patriotic group (abbr.) 16. Ursula Andress movie 17. Edward Teach was one 19. Cartoonist Foster 20. Au naturel 21. Minuscule 22. Spirit lamp 23. Argot 24. Tennis star 25. Challenge 26. Colorado Indian 27. Food 29. Moroccan mountain range 30. Mineral 31. Tyke 33. Arthurian island 35. Poi 36. Washington city 37. One of the Aleutians 38. Dirge 39. Hold a session

DOWN 1. Gabfest 2. Famed fabulist 3. Sioux

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(hyph. wd.) 4. Eventful period 5. Lisi’s “love” 6. — markee 7. Florida’s nickname (2 wds.) 8. Spellbind 9. Metallic 11. Diminish 15. Art movement 18. Old Norse

poem

21. Scarlett’s plantation 22. Relating to summer 23. Ness 24. Having ears 25. Libyan port

27. Spacious 28. Germanstyle cake 32. Racetrack habituee 34. Ship’s diary 35. Cap style

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DEAR ABBY: I applied for a job as a busboy, and when the man looked at me, the first thing he said was, "If you want this job you’ll have to cut your hair and shave off your beard.” Well, I really wanted the job. so I shaved off my beard and got one of those really square haircuts like my dad had when he was a Marine 30 years ago. I got the job and worked exactly one week when they laid me off because their old busboy came back Now I look like a freak and I’m unemployed again. What should I do? OUT OF LUCK

DAILY (’RYPTOQUOTE-Here’s how to work it: A XYDLBAAXR is LONGFELLOW One letter simply stands for another. In this sample A is used for the three L’s, X for the two O's, etc. Single letters, apostrophes, the length and formation of the words are all hints Each da\ the code letters are different. CRYPTOQUOTES PN CW IWHPDW DWHBWXA NED ATW S GC, C W V Y H A N P D H A V G O W ATW S G C

DEAR OUT: Beardless, short-haired men are hardly considered “freaks” by prospective employers. Keep looking. |P. S. If you strike out, join the Marines. 1 DEAR ABBY: One more addition to the hunting controversy: Agreed, it is cruel to only wound an animal, and no conscientious hunter would leave a wounded deer to suffer and die. A few deer seasons back, a lady hunter in Pennsylvania managed to wound a deer, but being a truly compassionate animal lover, site battered the stricken animal’s skull to bits so enthusiastically that she smashed the stock of her rifle TROY READER Problems? You’ll fee! better If you get It off your chest For a personal reply, write to ABBY: Box No. 69700, L. A., I a Ilf. 90069. Enclose stamped, self-addressed envelope, please.

WHAT S THAT RUMOR / HEAR ABOUT

Greencastle Foods Inc. s ■ Corner of Franklin and Locust Sts. GIVING AWAY MONEY!

Building Boom Threat To Elk Herd's Domain ELK GROVE VILLAGE. Ill (API Housing developments and super shopping centers are beginning to ring the land of Big Bill, a bull elk. and his harem of female elk whose lineage is traced back 50 years to Jackson Hole. Wyo. The area always will remain their natural habitat in the middle of one of Chicago’s fastest growing suburban areas. Over the years, hundreds of thousands of families have vis ited the elk herds at the 4,200 acre Ned Brown Forest Preserve 30 miles northwest of Chicago. The area by law will remain eternally" a preserve, like others in the Cook County Forest Preserve District. A half century ago when nine female elk and one bull were brought to the preserve from the National Park Service at Jackson. Wyo.. the country was about as unpopulated as that from which they came. But now the building boom is on and the preserve's acres, of which 20 are fenced off for the elk, are valued at more than $85 million “We have to keep cutting down the herd it grows fast,” says James Mattson, division superintendent of the northwestern preserve areas. "Our original herd has started others that we have shipped out to 30 locations in the Midwest. " Recently, the herd was cut in half and Big Bill now reigns over only eight females. “By May or June each of the females probably will have off spring. ' says Mattson “And as this herd grows, we'll ship out more to similar centers.” A dozen years ago the herd had grown to 51 animals and overgrazing of the 20 acre enclosure was feared

We ve Opened Our New Family Savings Stop For You And The Squirrels! We are happy and proud to say at Greencastle Federal Savings & Loan that we had your convenience and comfort in mind from the beginning when we started to plan our new facility. We located the Savings Stop on Indianapolis Road in the Greencastle Shopping Center, a place with easy access. You will find traffic there leisurely — out of the main rush. Just steer your auto into one of the two drive-in lanes for friendly service. You can make deposits and withdrawals while your car's motor is running. If you would like to make a loan application or open a new account, there is plenty of nearby parking. Any business that can be done at the main office downtown can also be done at the Family Savings Stop We have a direct connection to our computer facilities. We are going to rotate our staff, so you will find the same friendly smiles at the Family Savings Stop as downtown. About the squirrels — this is a new club we have formed to encourage youngsters to save. Any boy or girl who opens a new account with *3 or more receives a membership kit to the Squirrel Club. From then on he or she will receive a "Nutty News" letter, birthday greetings, and lots of other things. Memberships make perfect gifts Dad! Mom! Granddad! Grandmother! All this can be done at the Family Savings Stop. That's why we say with pride we’ve opened it for you and the squirrels. Why not drive in and receive our personal setvice and gift.

wanes greatly. But charm doesn’t get fat. Nor does it develop wrinkles. Charm doesn’t grow gray or stoop shouldered, hard-of-hearing or toothless! And charm depends mostly on what is ABOVE your neck; not below it! A “plain Jane” can win boy friends easily if she will simply remember that every man has this tattoo on his chest: “I WANT TO FEEL IMPORTANT.” So pay him deft compliments, starting with a cheery smile.

Add verbal (spoken) praise to your smile, and soon he will feel so happy that some of the joy will spill over and make you seem beautiful' For we all like to return to persons and places that have made us happy! In earlier days, girls won husbands by charm, for their bodies were hidden by high necked dresses and long skirts! Send for my booklet "Formula for Being an Interesting Conversationalist,” enclosing a long stamped, return envelope, plus 25 cents.

(Always write to Dr. Crane in care of this newspaper, enclosing a long stamped, add retard envelope and 25

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