Jewish Post, Indianapolis, Marion County, 19 April 1989 — Page 6

FLASH! Chuckles. I don't believe that "drug abuse" means what the newspapers say it is. I feel the real meaning of drug abuse should be prescription prices ... OR ... When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become president of the United States. Now I'm getting to believe it ... OR ... When the tax-man asked the wife, "What is your husband's average income?" she answered, "Oh, around midnight." FLASH! Congrats to Dr. Murray Dock (Gertrude and Ben) who is engaged to Anita Clair of Cincy. Wedding bells willringoutSept. lOin Cincinnati. Dr. Murray is an associate professor of clinical pediatric dentistry at the Children's Hospital in Cincy, and his bride Anita, isa dietitian at the Jewish Hospital there. Not to be outdone. Dr. Murray's sister Patti, is a pediatric nurse at the Children's Hospital. Mazeltov to the Dock and Clair families. FLASH! Congrats to Rich

Rheins (Joy and Irv) who will be ordained as a Reform rabbi this June. Rich formerly served as a teacher at IHC and as a Rabbinical intern while Rabbi Stein was on sabbatical in Israel ... And congrats to Valerie Lieber (Ann and Ron) who was recently admitted to the rabbinic program at HUC in Oncy. Valerie also a ttended IHC and received the confirmation class award and served as president of Temple Teens. Mazoltov to the Rheins and Lieber families and know that IHC is very proud of their former students! FLASH! Some wonderful "young" birthdays in April. Congrats to Sara Friedman, who celebrated her 94th last week. And happy birthday to dapper Joe Yaver, celebrating his 85th. Celebrating their 63rd anniversary a few weeks ago, were Abe and Frieda Fivel. Mazoltov to all of you! FLASH! Norm's philosophy of the week. "Friendship" is like money — easier made them kept.

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FLASH! Mazaltov to Rabbi Sandy Sasso, who was recently elected president of the Reconstructionist Rabbinical Asso. at the annual convention held in Lancaster, Pa. Rabbi Sandy had served as a member of the executive committee and as vice pres, of the Reconstructionist Rabbinical Association for the past four years. She was the first woman to be ordained at the Reconstructionist Rabbinical College, and the second woman rabbi ordained in modem American Jewish history. The Beth-El Zedeck congregation and the community, are proud of her accomplish-

ments.

FLASH! Congrats to Cantor Kampf, B'nai Torah, who was surprised at a birthday party given for him last Saturday evening at the Park Hoover Clubhouse. Happy 27th birthday cantor, and may you enjoy many, many more wonderful birthdays with your loved ones and friends. FLASH! Daffynitions. (Fluid-drive)-When there's a "drip" at the wheel. (Option)A nervous breakdown on paper. (Rationing)-One banned thing after another. (Puncture)-A little hole found in tires, at long distances from phones and garages. (Push)-It will get you everywhere, except through a door marked

"pull".

FLASH! Potpourri. FLASH! Congrats to Cele Bluestein, who celebrated a special birthday at a lovely luncheon hosted by her daughter, Phyllis ... FLASH! Welcome home to Anne Schuchman, after her 3-month vacation in Boca Raton. Terri-

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fic tan, Anne... FLASH! Celebrating their first anniversary, Benice (Schuchman) Silver and husband Al, did it up right by celebrating at Cable Island in the Bahamas ... FLASH! What a nice family outing by Ai and Nancy Wachter and their teenagers. A terrific week cruise to Mexico, Jamaica, etc. The entire Wachter family agree it was the greatest ... FLASH! And back from a Colorado skiing vacation is Goldie Sagalowsky. No, she didn't ski, but watched her children and thoroughly enjoyed the atmosphere. Nice of you guys to take mom along — she loved it!

FLASH! The fabulous GTE Professional Gold Tournament at Broadmoor, Sept. 410, will have 6 full hours of "live" television on ESPN. FLASH! A tee-hee. When the emcee was about to introduce the congressman at a political rally, he asked the politician if there were any special remarks, and the congressman said, "Be generous, you are not under oath ... FLASH! Com without the butter. "My wife never wears a dress more than one day." "My wife buys her dresses on approval too." ... AND ... Lindberg was the first man to fly the Atlantic alone and the last to arrive at the same time as his luggage ... AND ... Safety slogan: "Look out for School Children, especially if they are driving cars."

FLASH! Last Sunday, the Alboher Development Bowlers defeated the Mishpocha and Friends keglers, in an exciting finish for the 2nd half of the B'nai B'rith Bowling League, two out of three games. The Alboher Development bowlers also won the first half, and the team is now the champion for 1988-89. The winning team lineup is Greg Sacks, Bruce Sandler, Rick Bluestein, Bob Kaplan, Steve Nahmias, Paul Krumper, Mike Alboher. Congrats,

Champs.

FLASH! Celebrating a birthday in April are Sam Chemin, Abe Simpson, Al Morris, Shep Cutler and John Leiberman. Happy anniversaries in April celebrated by Harriett and Bud Wolf, William and Jane Schloss, Herb and IdaBelle Marer, Jeanette and Ben Momberg and Edith and Martin Dorfman. Congrats to all of you birthdayites

and anniversarites.

FLASH! My first outing, after a stay in the hospital, was to the supermarket. While shopping there, I met one of my neighbors. After an exchange of greetings, and her expression of concern for my health, she exclaimed, "Well, I was planning to come and visit you today and bring you

this, but since I've seen you, I will give it to you now." She then deposited a coffee cake in my basket and went on down the aisle, leaving me to take it through thecheckout counter.

Glasser to outline civil rights scene

Ira Glasser, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union, will be the speaker at a special public forum at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, April 27 at the Indianapolis Hebrew Congregation. This event covering "the current dvil liberties agenda" is

being sponsored by the Indiana Civil Liberties Union and the Indianapolis Hebrew Congregation. Admission to the forum and a following reception is free. For more information contact the ICLU at 317/635-4095.

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